Camden blaze spreads to Brighton

Funny story: Camden blaze spreads to Brighton

Brighton Pier, E Sussex - (Blazing Mess): Last week's arson attack on Camden Lock's myriad crack-dealing mini-empires has suddenly spread to the Ten Grand Hotel in Brighton.

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'Writer' Jacob Baker Writes A Very Inferior Story

Funny story: 'Writer' Jacob Baker Writes A Very Inferior Story

TheSpoof.com writer Jacob Baker today launched a personal attack on a fellow writer via a story published on the TheSpoof.com website. The much maligned (look it up, Jacob) writer in question was today said to be not so much bothered by the diatribe...

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Krill Demand Celebrity Status From Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay

Funny story: Krill Demand Celebrity Status From Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay

Tiny shrimpy prawny creatures Krill are demanding a greater profile in celebrity restaurant circles. The minute marine crustaceans are considered a keystone food for a variety of big ocean fish such as whales, manta rays, sharks, sea...

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USDA has Beef with Treatment of Cows

Funny story: USDA has Beef with Treatment of Cows

The U.S. Department of Agriculture has recalled 143 million pounds of beef from a California slaughterhouse, citing concerns that the company may be mistreating the cows on its payroll.

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New Flavoured Tampons Leave Bad Taste In Feminist's Mouths

Funny story: New Flavoured Tampons Leave Bad Taste In Feminist's Mouths

First there were scented tampons, and god knows they were absurd enough (what kind of pervert wants to sniff tampons?!), but now a tampon manufacturer has taken things one step further and provoked outrage with a new range of flavoured

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Did Zac Efron Really have an Appendectomy?

Funny story: Did Zac Efron Really have an Appendectomy?

As you all know, Zac Efron had his appendix taken out, or did he? Sources say that his appendectomy was actually the birth of his daughter, Allison Marie Efron.

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Smoking Seriously Harms Your Health

Funny story: Smoking Seriously Harms Your Health

It has been known for some time that smoking seriously harms your health. Therefore new government guidance is to be issued advocating smoking as unseriously as possible.

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Brianna Denison steals chicken pot pie

Funny story: Brianna Denison steals chicken pot pie

When a Chicago woman arrived at her home on Feb. 2, she was surprised to find her neighbor, Brianna Denison, leaving with a box of macaroni and cheese, chicken pot pie and a Popsicle from her kitchen.

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Search continues for Beijing Paralympics autistic director

Funny story: Search continues for Beijing Paralympics autistic director

Beijing - (Decathlon Mess): Chinese sports authorities are...

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Roger Federer is my grandson says Pope

Funny story: Roger Federer is my grandson says Pope

Basel, Switzerland - (Grand Slam Mess): Pope Joseph Ratzinger has told a Vatican crowd that Roger Federrer is his grandson after ex-grand slam champ Boris Becker proved DNA positive to be the Pontif's own firstborn and the subsequent father of th...

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Elephant Pregnant: Zookeepers to Blame

Funny story: Elephant Pregnant: Zookeepers to Blame

Getting an Elephant in the family way is hard enough, but a nine-year-old Asian elephant has found herself in that position and has sparked off major rows in the zoological world. Many accusing the Australian Zoo of underage sex!...

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Jade Goody to join with Bill Oddie

Funny story: Jade Goody to join with Bill Oddie

Jade 'Is there a camera around. I don't get up without the papers knowing about it' Goody is to be teamed up with the nations favourite Twitcher Bill Oddie for a one off edition of comedy show 'The Goodies'...

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Jazz Man Bill 'Swinging' Gates Mourned

Funny story: Jazz Man Bill 'Swinging' Gates Mourned

Legendary drummer Bill 'Swinging' Gates has died from complications of 5/4 time.

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New BBC Channels coming to a TV Screen near you soon

Funny story: New BBC Channels coming to a TV Screen near you soon

BBC 5 - Niche market for Agrophobics bored of their wall-paper...

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Socially Sanctioned Stalker's day changed to February 14th

Funny story: Socially Sanctioned Stalker's day changed to February 14th

A new government initiative was launched with much fan-fare. In a world torn apart by rising unemployment, a faltering education system, and National Health Service, Ministers decided to launch a day for Stalkers.

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Daughter branded a lurid Mossad trollop as Fayed inquest testimony bombs

Funny story: Daughter branded a lurid Mossad trollop as Fayed inquest testimony bombs

London - (DUI Mess): Camilla Fayed, the 23 year-old daughter of Harabs' grocer and vexatious litigant Mohammed Fayed, has been branded a lurid Mossad trollop just as her father's Diana inquest testimony bellyflopped in the Royal Cour...

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New Mars Rover is in the Cards

Funny story: New Mars Rover is in the Cards

Extraterrestrial rovers Spirit and Opportunity have been roaming Mars for the last four years. To improve on this sort of record is not that easy, but NASA is working on it. A new Rover is in works, that can beat those old models hands down.

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Animal Products are not a great hit

Funny story: Animal Products are not a great hit

Workers in a Swedish laboratory have decided that a new range of Animal Products probably won't be that successful.

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Madonna Replaces Spielberg as Beijing Olympics Artistic Director

Funny story: Madonna Replaces Spielberg as Beijing Olympics Artistic Director

Pop superstar Madonna is to take the place left vacant by Hollywood legend Steven Spielberg as artistic director for the Beijing Olympics. Madonna, who this week unveiled her directorial debut "...

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Tree Strike Fells Logger Efforts

Funny story: Tree Strike Fells Logger Efforts

Northwester Tree Coalition stumps local logger teams efforts to operate in a safe manner with an all-out running protest. According to a federal forestry official the problems have just begun to take a toll on the lumber industry. Troy Serf says if t...

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Butter Trial Continues

Funny story: Butter Trial Continues

The international trial of Butter continues in the Netherlands. The Hague Commission repeatedly insist that Butter is guilty of killing millions knowingly by seeming so good while being so bad. The Criminal Tribunal has stated that Butter should be d...

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Lost Tooth Brings Millions

Funny story: Lost Tooth Brings Millions

Last month archaeologist Cage Lotharios was barely making it as a poor as dirt graduate student of Stanford University working in the field. This month he is looking into buying a Lexus and a house in Hollywood Hills.

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Divorce hearing adjourned as judge orders Heather Mills psychiatric tests

Funny story: Divorce hearing adjourned as judge orders Heather Mills psychiatric tests

London - (Delusional Mess): The judge presiding over the McCartney/Mills divorce hearing has halted proceedings and ordered a full psychiatric evaluation of Heather Mills after she claimed a £10 million pay off would be demeaning.

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Smoking Licence: government to make ash of themselves!

Funny story: Smoking Licence: government to make ash of themselves!

The Latest government proposal is to get smokers to hold a 'Licence to Smoke' Permit. Only £10 per year! No one would be able to buy cigarettes without the permit, under the idea proposed by Health England.

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Roger Federer buys GQ Magazine

Funny story: Roger Federer buys GQ Magazine

Roger Federer, the world number one tennis player, has bought the men's fashion and lifestyle magazine GQ. In a statement today he announced why he had made this surprise move:...

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George Bush Bombs the 'Real Terrorists': The Crooks on Wall Street!

Funny story: George Bush Bombs the 'Real Terrorists': The Crooks on Wall Street!

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - President George Bush is now bombing the real terrorists of the world: the Wall Street crooks in New York City!...

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Servient Tenement

When W W I, 1914-1918, began, Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, was quoted to have said, "… a war with which we had nothing to do… (He warned Americans to) be impartial in thought as well as action." However, Los Angeles Examiner, April 3. 1917, headline goes: 'War! Says Wilson; Big Army Wanted'. Some have condemned the United States' entrance into World War I, in 1918, as an 'unwise departure fr...

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Rupublicans and Gays commiting genocide on the public

Funny story: Rupublicans and Gays commiting genocide on the public

The U.S. Senate intelligently voted Wednesday against moving on a proposed constitutional amendment that would define marriage as a union between one man and one woman.

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Woman rejects marriage proposals

Funny story: Woman rejects marriage proposals

A woman in Serbia turned down more than 150 marriage proposals because she has not met the right man.

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Superman rejects Ashley Tisdale for marriage

Funny story: Superman rejects Ashley Tisdale for marriage

According to a report, Ashley Tisdale made an attempt to propose marriage to Superman during a Football game against the Denver Broncos. Ashley made her way up the stairwell stumbling twice before she made it to the stand Superman was sitting on.

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Guilderland, NY repeals First Amendment

Funny story: Guilderland, NY repeals First Amendment

In a stunning upset to Ron Paul supporters, the humorless town of Guilderland, NY announced today that it has abandoned the 1st Amendment to the Constitution in favor of their own "more socially acceptable and child-friendly" amendment. Th...

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Angry Writers Are Back After Strike, Pissed Off And Spitting Up Black Phlegm

Funny story: Angry Writers Are Back After Strike, Pissed Off And Spitting Up Black Phlegm

Well, folks, the Writers' Strike is finally over and we can get back to viewing new episodes of our favorite sitcoms, possible new movies, and other drivel.

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Chancellor to bail out First Sharia Banking Corp of London

Funny story: Chancellor to bail out First Sharia Banking Corp of London

Canary Wharf - (AssoCIAted Mess): The treasury is in panic lockdown mode this weekend following the news that the First Sharia Banking Corporation of London has gone bust and is likely to need a whopping great big £50 billion hand-out just l...

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Naked Jordan Devastated After Surgery Leaves Her Looking Normal

Funny story: Naked Jordan Devastated After Surgery Leaves Her Looking Normal

Glamour model Jordan aka Katie Price has today slammed plastic surgery after hers went horrifically wrong. Jordan is in hiding today after revealing that her latest boob job has left her with average sized boobs, which are neither pe...

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