Why is Obama invincible? Dope-smoking 'Rent-a-Fainters' at Obama rallies contributing to his rise in polls!

Funny story: Why is Obama invincible? Dope-smoking 'Rent-a-Fainters' at Obama rallies contributing to his rise in polls!

ON-THE-STUMPS, USA: Senator Obama's rallies complete with his preacher-like rhetoric, oratorical flourishes and fainting damsels have become the talk of the circuit. In fact, m...

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American politics crazier each day

The world of American politics, is, I am sure you would agree, a mish mash of back stabbing punctuated with inuenndo and hearsay. Point in question the elegibility of Senator John McCain to run for President.

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10 Reasons to Attend Hogwart's Over Xavier's...

There are ten key reasons why Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardy dwarfs Xavier's School for the Gifted. Here they are... * Cooler name. * Better powers. Not just limited to ones you are born with. * Shorter time having to spend there. You graduate Hogwarts in 7 years, you don't start until 11. * Cooler classes. * Dumbledore isn't psychic and he...

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Dr Edward Maxwell revealed as a Fraud

Funny story: Dr Edward Maxwell revealed as a Fraud

Plymouth social circles were in shock last night when it was revealed that noted local author and literary critic Dr Edward Maxwell has never published a book. The fraud was uncovered following an anonymous tip by an unnamed Professor to leading loca...

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Vanessa Feltz - Why? By Mr Ray Ving (76 and 3 quarters)

Funny story: Vanessa Feltz - Why? By Mr Ray Ving (76 and 3 quarters)

In the first in a series of Articles from our loyal readers, Mr Ray Ving, aged 76, and from Dulwich reveals his thoughts for the day.

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Prince Harry to Agincourt frontlines; Bavarian claimant 'moves up a notch'

Funny story: Prince Harry to Agincourt frontlines; Bavarian claimant 'moves up a notch'

Harry, 23, third-in-line to the disputed Throne of England, has been sent to the front lines at Agincourt as part of a complex pan-European political web of intrigue designed to restore the House of Stuart, CNN sources report.

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Hell Has Been Banned by Catholics....

Funny story: Hell Has Been Banned by Catholics....

Melbourne, Australia - In Melbourne, Australia, a kid by the name of Hell has been told he cannot attend the Catholic School of his choice. It appears that the school is terrified that Hell may have actually produced Angels that will rival those of H...

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The Cat that ate Jeremy Kyle - My side

Funny story: The Cat that ate Jeremy Kyle - My side

I am just a normal Moggie. I have done nothing to deserve the fame and recognition I get. I go out to all the hot-spots, the bottom of the garden, the end of the road, the Litter tray, it is a new club that is always shutting down and then opening somewhere else completely different.

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Bush urges wirecrap immunity law as former US President's family files lawsuit

Funny story: Bush urges wirecrap immunity law as former US President's family files lawsuit

Washington AC/DC - (ReUterus & AssoCIAted Mess): Sweating profusely and with a noticeable nervous tic on the pretzel area of his temple a visibly frightened President Bush today urged the House of Representatives to quickly pass the Wirecrap Immunity...

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Arrogant 'Crypto-Nazi' William EffBuckley Jr. Felled by Very Large Word

Funny story: Arrogant 'Crypto-Nazi' William EffBuckley Jr. Felled by Very Large Word

(New York City) Mr. EffBuckley Jr., the erudite Ivy Leaguer and 'arch' conservative who showered huge and hate-filled words on American liberals during the decades-long Cold War that followed the post-FDR rise of the Conservative Right, died...

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Prince Harry seconded to opium harvesting duties

Funny story: Prince Harry seconded to opium harvesting duties

Hell-Mandelson Province - (Tory Bora Mess): The Paul-Burrell-spawned tribute act known as Prince Harry has been on opium poppy harvesting duties since the end of December the Ministry of Sitting on the Fence has revealed.

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Clinton, Obama to put the W. back in work

Funny story: Clinton, Obama to put the W. back in work

Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton detailed their "Put America Back to Work" initiatives on Wednesday, and both were surprisingly similar, but for one major exception.

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Hillary Clinton's Candidacy Found Dead at Age 33

Funny story: Hillary Clinton's Candidacy Found Dead at Age 33

(Unassociated Press) Cleveland, Ohio- After being considered to be in danger for the last few months, the body of Hillary Clinton's campaign for the Democratic Presidential Nomination was found dead early Wednesday morning. The b...

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American Idol Contestants to Appear Naked

Funny story: American Idol Contestants to Appear Naked

Hollywood, Calofornia (IPP) - American Idol contestants will appear naked on the next show. Only persons over the age of 16 will be allowed to see the naked special edition of American Idol.

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Starbucks Coffee Can Cure Tuberculosis

Funny story: Starbucks Coffee Can Cure Tuberculosis

Mephistophel, Tennessee (IP) Scientists working at the Tuberculosis Institutre in Mephistophel, Tennessee have announced that Starbucks coffee can cure tuberculosis (TB).

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McCain Mistaken for Frankenstein

Funny story: McCain Mistaken for Frankenstein

Dallas, Texas (IPP) - John McCain narrowly escaped serious injury yesterday when a group of scientists in search of their lost experimental specimen mistook him for Frankenstein and threw a net over him.

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Government Offers Free Dumpster Diving Classes

Funny story: Government Offers Free Dumpster Diving Classes

Washington (IPP) - The Department of the Secretary of the Interior (DSI) is offering the American people free classes in dumpster diving. The classes are going to be held in tents set up in strip mall parking lots across the country.

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'We fear Chevron takeover unless punitive damages quashed' say Exxon-Mobil attorneys

Funny story: 'We fear Chevron takeover unless punitive damages quashed' say Exxon-Mobil attorneys

Washington DC - (Prince William Sound Mess): "My clients fear the humiliation of being swallowed up by the mighty Chevron Corp if the $2.5billion Prince William Sound fine goes through," attorneys for Exxon-Mobil moaned at Supreme Court app...

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Mag apologises over fake seedy review

Funny story: Mag apologises over fake seedy review

Loss Angeles, Ca - (Bad Ass Mess): Celeb culture magazine LAFagHagSlagMag has apologised unreservedly after a fake seedy review appeared slamming the Black Crowes album 'Whorepaint'.

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Whore on Terra spreads to Norway

Funny story: Whore on Terra spreads to Norway

Oslo, Norway - (AssoCIAted Mess): Nordic anti-terror cops pounced on a Norwegian fishing village church congregation yesterday after a consignment of Russian red herrings was found to conceal offensive nuclear material as well as crack cocaine.

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UK Earth quake brings Ozzie Osborne's Sugar Puffs.

Funny story: UK Earth quake brings Ozzie Osborne's Sugar Puffs.

Ex Black Sabbaths front-man Ozzie Osborne was celebrating yesterday after a consignment of Sugar Puffs breakfast cereal arrived at his L.A mansion, thanks to an earth quake.

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Pope denies receiving oral sex from Jamie Lynn Spears

Funny story: Pope denies receiving oral sex from Jamie Lynn Spears

At an early morning press conference at the Vatican, Pope Benedict XVI firmly denied having ever having received fellatio from Jamie Lynn Spears, the pregnant youthful star of TV's Zoey 101 and the younger sister of troubled pop star Britney Spe...

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Doctors discover cause of obesity epidemic is lack of nicotine

Funny story: Doctors discover cause of obesity epidemic is lack of nicotine

In a groundbreaking study, U.S. researchers have discovered that the national obesity epidemic is being caused by a lack of cigarette smokers.

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BBC Seeks Minority Employees

Funny story: BBC Seeks Minority Employees

In response to catterwalls of criticism, the BBC has launched a hiring campaign to diversify its image.

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Juanito McCainoso Declares: "I am Heespaneek!"

Funny story: Juanito McCainoso Declares: "I am Heespaneek!"

With underdogs running left and left on the democratic side, republican campaign advisors have been trying desperately to find a minority status for the Grand Old Party. This has proven difficult, of course, since every thing grand and old in the US...

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New Galaxy Blew

Funny story: New Galaxy Blew

Astronomers have discovered the eccyesis of a new dark brown galaxy. Ron Maestros said it is really exciting to discover a new galaxy, especially a round loop galaxy of this kind. There will almost definitely be life according to the rich spectromete...

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McCain Switches Candidacy to Panamaniac Tribal Chieftain!

Funny story: McCain Switches Candidacy to Panamaniac Tribal Chieftain!

In an election year that has surprises about gender, race and costumes, no shocker has been bigger than the disqualification of Arizona Senator John Mccain because of his birth outside of the US of A in the Panama Canal Zone.

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Buckley Finally Drops Down Dead!

Funny story: Buckley Finally Drops Down Dead!

After so many years of people telling William Buckley Jr to drop down dead he finally did just that.

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The Conundrum in Cleveland

Home of the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame, Cleveland(named after the awesome cleavage of its first Governor's wife: Two-ton Tonia) became the site for sore eyes of the, perhaps, last democratic debate of the Primary season and a debatable debacle it was:...

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The Golden Fleece Awards Restored For Government Waste

Funny story: The Golden Fleece Awards Restored For Government Waste

For many years, the late Wisconson Senator William Proxmire gave away prizes, called the Golden Fleece Awards, for excesses in government spending. Former winners included an $84,000 study to determine why people fall in love, another government fun...

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Jews On Trial for Murdering Jesus

Funny story: Jews On Trial for Murdering Jesus

Nearly 2000 years after the death of Jesus, his family is finally getting the justice they deserve.

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