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Monday, 18 February 2008

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Green-eyed Bollywood goddess Aishwarya blames her in-laws' astrologers

Mumbai - (Bollywood Mess): India's leading female movie star Aishwarya Rai has told reporters she is being driven to distraction by her in-laws' astrologers after yet another pregnancy no-show this month was publicly attributed to the recent Aquarius solar eclipse.

"They keep sending me herbal happy pills," Aishwarya said today, "and a moon-cycle calendar marked with red days telling me when best to pleasure my husband for wholesome sperm."

The green-eyed superstar queen of Bollywood was at a loss to explain why some unfavorable stellar transit meant her husband Abhishek failed to turn up for the Valentine's Day premiere of her latest movie Jodhaa Akbar.

The Ashutosh Gowarikar-directed epic romance has received mixed reviews, much like the verdict on her first year of marriage into the dynastic Bachchan family.

"Rumors that it is purely a marriage of convenience brokered by myopic star-gazers unable to recognise a gay husband even when they see his starry conjunctions may be slightly wide off the mark," JollyBolly News reported today.

Shilpa Shetty is sitting pretty.

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