SPL to play abroad?

Funny story: SPL to play abroad?

The Scottish Premier League is in talks with an international consortium, led by investment firm Diamonde Group, which wants to hold SPL matches outside of Scotland for the first time, a move which has delighted ex-pat Scots across the globe.

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Maria Sharapova: "Roger Federer is very sexy"

Funny story: Maria Sharapova: "Roger Federer is very sexy"

Maria Sharapova may have put an end to the recent controversy over whether Roger Federer is handsome or not.

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Beijing Olympic Committee hits back: WE banned Spielberg first

Funny story: Beijing Olympic Committee hits back: WE banned Spielberg first

Beijing - (Mud-slinging Mess): Angry Chinese Olympic Games chiefs hit back today at reports that US movie maker Steven Spielberg, 69, is boycotting this year's Beijing Games.

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What Happens When You Press The Fart Button?

Funny story: What Happens When You Press The Fart Button?

Over the past few weeks several spoof writers have mysteriously disappeared. Names like Henman, Shaun Ferguson, and Noshing Mink were once synonymous with TheSpoof.com. They were brilliant writers and each had their own particular style.

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Boulder, Colorado Votes to Impeach Charlton Heston, Man!

Funny story: Boulder, Colorado Votes to Impeach Charlton Heston, Man!

The City Council of Boulder, CO has voted to impeach former President of the NRA Charlton Heston in a closed door session. A spokesman for the City Council, David "Waves" Piketon, said Heston, who served as the head of the NRA in the late 1...

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Japanese shock at Dems' backing of Barack Obama

Funny story: Japanese shock at Dems' backing of Barack Obama

Obama, Japan - (Ass Mess): The 32,000 inhabitants of the ancient Japanese fishing town of Obama, located in the Wakasa Area of Fukui Prefecture, are deeply worried about the American election.

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Nationalisation Shocker - Bank of England to Buy Newcastle United

Funny story: Nationalisation Shocker - Bank of England to Buy Newcastle United

The government has decided to use legislation to take Newcastle United into public ownership if results under Kevin Keegan don't improve.

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Ask Jesus! Episode #01

Funny story: Ask Jesus! Episode #01

This is an occasional series of problems posed to renowned idiot, Jesus Budda. Armed only with a cheap tattered copy of a popular psychology manual and plenty of time to waste writing crap, Jesus will guide you through the trials and tribulations of TheSpoof.com life's up's and downs.

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Thanks To InfraGard Underarm Wetness Is A Thing Of The Past

Are you up in arms over pesky American citizens exercising their rights to freely assemble near your military-industrial sweatshop? No need to sweat it. With an InfraGard card your worries are over, because a single call to your criminal cohorts is now as simple as 1-800-FBI.

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Scientists Isolate Gay Gene

Funny story: Scientists Isolate Gay Gene

Scientists at the Stanford Homosexual Institute of Technology (S.H.I.T) have isolated Gene, their prank-loving overtly homosexual co-worker, from an important symposium set to take place at their laboratory this week...

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Australia apologises to indigenous people. Aborigines tell Rudd "No worries mate."

Funny story: Australia apologises to indigenous people. Aborigines tell Rudd "No worries mate."

Australia's newly elected Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has apologised to the Aboriginal people for the shitty treatment that previous generation's had dished out to them. The Prime Minister placed heavy emphasis on the word previous an...

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Pirates Star Rushed to Hospital

Funny story: Pirates Star Rushed to Hospital

Actress Kiera Knightley was yesterday rushed into hospital after choking on a strand of spaghetti.

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Anti-Yob Mosquito device makes mosquitos Gay

Funny story: Anti-Yob Mosquito device makes mosquitos Gay

Insect rights groups were furious at the use of so-called mosquito anti-yob devices.

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Aeroplane Sleepers Risk High Blood Pressure

Funny story: Aeroplane Sleepers Risk High Blood Pressure

Passengers who sleep on aeroplanes run the risk of developing high blood pressure, and many other life-threatening illnesses that arise from it, says a report published today.

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'Mucca' Mills was Beatle songwriter

Funny story: 'Mucca' Mills was Beatle songwriter

Former call-girl and world-class publicity-seeker 'Lady' Heather 'Mucca' Mills has shocked the London Divorce hearing today with claims that she is entitled to a significant share of the McCartney millions as it was HER - and not John...

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Steven Spielberg Applies For Chinese Citizenship

Funny story: Steven Spielberg Applies For Chinese Citizenship

US film director Steven Spielberg, the artistic adviser to the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing, has taken the bizarre step of applying for Chinese citizenship, and has already taken up residence in the country.

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Vick's Killa Face best in show

In an announcement that shocked -- shocked! I tell you -- the high-brow Westminster Kennel Club dog show audience, Michael Vick's pit bull Throckmorton's Romp Killa Face was named Best in Show, leaving Uno, the beagle who had originally been...

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"Who will rid me of this turbulent priest?" Puppet Monarch sobs

Funny story: "Who will rid me of this turbulent priest?" Puppet Monarch sobs

Buckingham Palace - (Ecclesiastical Mess): The Archbishop of Canterbury's days may be numbered following the royal upset that his recent televised refusal to convert to Christianity has caused the Puppet Monarch.

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Russian oligarch's mystery death: Tory Plutonium 210 skullduggery suspect named

Funny story: Russian oligarch's mystery death: Tory Plutonium 210 skullduggery suspect named

Surrey - (Radioactive Mess): Police are probing ex-UK Prime Monster Margaret Thatcher's PR director Lord Bell after one of his Russian oligarch clients mysteriously dropped dead while enjoying a potentially lethal Plutonium 210-laden ciggie.

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Venus, Roman Godess of Love, Can't Ride London Underground

Funny story: Venus, Roman Godess of Love, Can't Ride London Underground

Lady Godiva rode her stallion bare front and back without interference in ole London town but the Roman goddess of Love, just days before St Valentine's day, has been banned from London's subway.

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House of Tudor Butchery: The New Sweeney Todd!

Funny story: House of Tudor Butchery: The New Sweeney Todd!

Fleet Street ain't seen the like since its infamous Butcher Sweeney Todd provided the meats sweet and savory, for 'is landlady's cannibal pies. But now Mr William Tudor ov 'ouse a Tudor Butchery rivals the murderous butcher a Fleet St...

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The Anabolic Steroid Tetrahydrogestrinone Shrinks Chambers' Grand Prix!

Funny story: The Anabolic Steroid Tetrahydrogestrinone Shrinks Chambers' Grand Prix!

Dwain Chambers, UK's top 60 meter sprinter will continue to be banned from the Grand Prix because of his use of the anabolic steroid tetrahydrogestrinone.

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Ted Kennedy Endorses Bud Light

Funny story: Ted Kennedy Endorses Bud Light

Senator Ted Kennedy has announced his endorsement on Super Sunday. It has yet to be seen whether Kennedy's stamp of approval will translate into victory throughout the 2008 sports season.

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Olie,The Ole Married Man - Your Marriage Advice Columnist

Funny story: Olie,The Ole Married Man - Your Marriage Advice Columnist

Dear Olie, People say that you are the wisest ole married man in the world...or at least along that narrow little fjord where you, Helga and your Norwegian blue live happily ever after. Well as a newly wedded husband I feel like the stupidest married man in the universe! Olie, isn't marriage about passion and love? My dear Protestant evangelical Oxsana and I waited for marital bliss before we...

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Compassionate conversation with George

Funny story: Compassionate conversation with George

In an effort to soften his image during his last year in office, the White House is trying get President Bush in closer touch with the American people. Their first initiative is a blog.

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MI6's '2006 fake Moscow surveillance rock' was spooks' Northern Crock Bank counter-intelligence spoof

Funny story: MI6's '2006 fake Moscow surveillance rock' was spooks' Northern Crock Bank counter-intelligence spoof

London - (Espionage Mess): UK security intelligence top brass have hinted heavily that the January 2006 headlines about a 'fake rock dumped in a Moscow street, embedded with a transmitter and used to download surveillance material on to a pal...

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