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Wednesday, 6 February 2008


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Hypnagogic submission: Brit before the crystal meth binge-out

Los Angeles - (Alimony Mess): Sam Lufti has lashed out at stories he was behind a mind/vagina control trap to drug singer Britney Spears into hypnagogic submission.

"K-Fed just wanted custody of the kids," Lufti said today, "and asked me about fast-tracking some speed-dating commissions. The rest was pure chemistry between Brit and Adnan."

Lufti, real name Osama Lufti, is being sued by Spears' parents after her Pa gained control of the singer's $100 million assets.

Spears pere has claimed his daughter's fortune "was being leeched into undesirables' pockets" after private investigators claimed her daily narcotics allowance spending had soared since Lufti gained access to a latchkey to her Studio City mansion.

Meanwhile an LAFagHagSlagMag editorial is likening K-Fed to Virgie Arthur, the litigious mother of ex-centerfold babe Anna Nicole Smith.

"Who stands to gain most from a semi-vegetative state Brit?" the magazine leader asks today.

"Guardianship of the singer's estate until the boys' eighteenth birthdays is easily worth double any existing alimony arrangement."

Adnan Abu Ghraib is 36.

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