Barack Obama's campaign is outraged with Clinton staffers who reportedly released photos of their candidate in traditional African garb.
Obama who boasts African heritage believes the Clinton campaign is using these pictures to arouse fear among the xenophobic portion of the American electorate.
Obama insisted this week that he is a true American. "Look," the multi-racial candidate declared, "my African step-grandmother still lives bare foot in a hut! Who else but an American would be that insensitive?"
In a suspected reprisal, Obama staffers have released nude photos of Mrs Clinton at a nudist colony. Obama spokesperson: "Mrs Clinton boasted that she has donned many cultures' costumes with pride. Apparently so, from the looks of this visit to Stripnakedlandia!