Extremist group hacks into satirical websites

Funny story: Extremist group hacks into satirical websites

TheSpoof.com has learned that a dangerous extremist terror group, calling for the violent death of disbelievers, subjugation and stoning of women etc etc has announced that it has hacked into a number of the world's top satirical websites.

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Birmingham's Abusive Traffic Warden

Funny story: Birmingham's Abusive Traffic Warden

People who work in the Public Sector seem to be under stress and have to meet a certain quota laid down by their employers. Take Traffic Wardens for instance; it has long been believed that they are paid on a commission basis - i.e. the more tickets they issue, the more they get paid. It would seem that can give extra tickets for vehicle condition etc. - they have now become

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Derek Conway gave millions of pounds to Church of Scientology

Funny story: Derek Conway gave millions of pounds to Church of Scientology

The plight of disgraced Tory MP Derek Conway got a whole lot worse yesterday, when it transpired that he had given millions of pounds of parliamentary allowances to the London branch of the "religion" Scientology. In so doing he received t...

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[Not] the transcript of the 2008 State of the Union Address

Funny story: [Not] the transcript of the 2008 State of the Union Address

Mr. Vice President, Madame Token Twat Speaker, members of my favorite rubberstamp legislature, and distinguished guests, both Republicans and America-haters:...

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Spears family to Dr. Phil: "You were right. Britney needs you."

Funny story: Spears family to Dr. Phil: "You were right. Britney needs you."

Hollywood, California - In the biggest, 'I told you so' case of the year, Dr. Phil's reputation being dragged in the mud in the tabloids for making a hospital visit to a patient's bedside, suddenly finds himself with bragging rights t...

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McCain's campaign in the red

Funny story: McCain's campaign in the red

John McCain's campaign was officially in the red at the start of the New Year. Senator McCain proudly stated that he has no problem operating his campaign or the country, for that matter, in the red.

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Normally goofy Spears getting it together

Funny story: Normally goofy Spears getting it together

Hospitalized from her latest mental breakdown, Hollywood's favorite daffy broad, Britney Spears, told reporters on Saturday that she's getting her life under control and will be released in a day or so. Her first order of business will be get...

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Rupert Murdock Buys Rights to Movie "Wedlock Deadlock" for Morgan Spurlock

Funny story: Rupert Murdock Buys Rights to Movie "Wedlock Deadlock" for Morgan Spurlock

In a remake of the thrilling Rutger Hauer movie "Wedlock Deadlock", Morgan Spurlock will actually take the futuristic movie and move it back in time to 1962. The movie will be called "Rupert the Stupert" after the Red Skelton com...

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Egg in Crackdown on "Risky Customers"

Funny story: Egg in Crackdown on "Risky Customers"

The Internet bankers egg has issued 7% of its customers with a 35-day warning that their services will be withdrawn. If you are one of the 161,000 customers that have been given notice, then don't worry about it. Just leave them with egg...

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Proof of Water, Life and More on Mars

Funny story: Proof of Water, Life and More on Mars

After months of NASA public relations debacles NASA has made strong showing in the public involvement arena as of late with definitive proof of not only water on Mars but of life on Mars. Not only life on Mars but 'hot' fish women as part of...

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Britney Spears Released From Hospital. Elvis Rumor Confirmed

Funny story: Britney Spears Released From Hospital. Elvis Rumor Confirmed

(Los Angeles-CA) It might as well be a revolving door on crack-pop mom Britney Spears' hospital room after she was again released early yesterday from UCLA Medical Center, but this time given a "clean bill of mental health". And the rel...

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Groundhog Day

Funny story: Groundhog Day

PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA - This morning Punxsutawney Phil came out of his burrow on Gobbler's Hill saw his shadow,indicating six more weeks of winter weather. This tradition of Candlemas day came from the British Isles to Pennsylvania in 1841 and is still observed throughout the world as the day's other headlines attest.

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Spice Girls tour bombs

Funny story: Spice Girls tour bombs

Toronto - (Dismal Mess): "Told you so" seems to be the overwhelming reaction to a Spice Girls PR announcement that the rest of their much hyped comeback tour has bombed.

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Stricken ferry dumps millions of condoms, choc biscuits and anal wart-removing lotion bottles

Funny story: Stricken ferry dumps millions of condoms, choc biscuits and anal wart-removing lotion bottles

Lancashire - (Rioters): The stricken Riverdance ferry has dumped its entire cargo of Dimplex condoms, McVitie's choc chip cookies and Anusol Wart Remover Jelly onto the Lancashire shore prompting feverish looti...

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Round One: Clinton tells Obama 'I'll punch your lights out'

Funny story: Round One: Clinton tells Obama 'I'll punch your lights out'

WASHINGTON-Hillary Rodham Clinton bit Barack Obama on the ear and prompted him into a fight in the debate because, sources say, Obama accused his rival and her husband, former President Clinton, of repeatedly making jokes about his ears.

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Fokker Naturist Mile High Airlines searches for stripper stewardess

Funny story: Fokker Naturist Mile High Airlines searches for stripper stewardess

Baden-Baden - (Bad Ass Mess): German civil aviation operator Fokker Naturist Mile High Airlines has hired an international recruitment consultancy to track down the 36-24-36 flight attendant who was videoed stripping down to her suntan aboar...

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President Sarkozy Marries Sultan of Brunei

Funny story: President Sarkozy Marries Sultan of Brunei

Playboy, French President Nicolas Sarkozy has married 'Billionaire beauty' Hassanal Bolkiah who is commonly known as the Sultan of Brunei.

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Patriots BioGate

Funny story: Patriots BioGate

The Patriots were fined $250,000 and a first round draft pick by Commissioner Gooddal for illegally video tapping the Jets defensive hand signals. The Commissioner said yesterday during his press conference in Arizona that he does not believe the Pat...

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Russian Army Troop Level Increased to 92

Funny story: Russian Army Troop Level Increased to 92

In a reversal of fortune for the once great Russian Army, Vladimir Putin has announced the biggest military funding for the Russian Federation since 1981.

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Lennon Endorses Romney

Funny story: Lennon Endorses Romney

In an unexpected development, Mitt Romney has received the celebrity endorsement of the late John Lennon. This comes on the heels of endorsements by Oprah Winfrey, Barbara Streisand and even Chuck Norris, which have helped to buoy the candidacy of o...

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Florida Invaded by United Kingdom

Funny story: Florida Invaded by United Kingdom

In a shock military move yesterday, Britain's elite special forces, The Special Air Services Forces, annexed the southern state of Florida in the United States.

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Portsmouth To Seek 'Refund' For Defoe

Funny story: Portsmouth To Seek 'Refund' For Defoe

Jermain Defoe may be on his way back to Tottenham Hotspur next week if the Premier League rule that Portsmouth striker Benjani Mwariwaru cannot sign for Manchester City after missing the transfer deadline

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Suzanne Pleshette - I Love You!

Funny story: Suzanne Pleshette - I Love You!

Suzanne Pleshette of the former and original Bob Newhart show passed away a couple weeks ago, much to my dismay. I was only boy when she played Bob Newharts wife, but I would have given my right arm to be the one she told to turn out the lights when they went to bed.

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US Air Force launches "Berlin CyberLift" in Egypt to save lives, protect cyberspace

Funny story: US Air Force launches "Berlin CyberLift" in Egypt to save lives, protect cyberspace

CAIRO, EGYPT -- The U.S. Central Command Air Forces commander visited Cairo, Egypt, Jan. 29 to announce a "Berlin CyberLift" that will replace a series of undersea cables that were damaged in the war-torn region.

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Lewinsky and Kopechne split over Demo Candies

Funny story: Lewinsky and Kopechne split over Demo Candies

Two of the femme fatales of US political history have spoken out on the Democratic Primary candidates.

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Eva Mendes enters Rehab for a sexual addiction to herself; scheduled to undergo electric shock therapy; PETA plans rescue operation

Funny story: Eva Mendes enters Rehab for a sexual addiction to herself; scheduled to undergo electric shock therapy; PETA plans rescue operation

Hollywood, California - Eva Mendes, the luscious leggy Latin lassie and PETA's (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) spokesperson, is the latest Hollywood starlet forced into Rehab in an attempt to combat an addition gone out of control.

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Ron Paul Supporter Goes Homicidal After Dismal Florida Vote

Funny story: Ron Paul Supporter Goes Homicidal After Dismal Florida Vote

A Ron Paul supporter identified only as "Ethan" reacted in a homicidal rage to the dismal 28th place showing of his candidate in the Florida primaries. The Texas Congressman/Presidential Candidate finished behind not only McCain, Romney, H...

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Jamie Lynn Spears Promotes Teen MILF Fashion

Jamie Lynn Spears will be heading up a line of fashion for attractive young mothers. Her new fashion label, Teen MILF, will focus on girls under 20 who have their own kids. Stella McCartney, a prominent fashion designer and daughter...

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Aquarius solar eclipse bombshell for Chinese New Year of the Rat

Funny story: Aquarius solar eclipse bombshell for Chinese New Year of the Rat

The Cosmos - (Armageddin-outta-here Mess): The year's first solar eclipse on 7th February in the fixed heir sign of Aquarius spells the climax of the ultimate cosmic power struggle on Earth.

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