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Saturday, 2 February 2008

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Sarkozy: "let them eat wedding cake"

Playboy, French President Nicolas Sarkozy has married 'Billionaire beauty' Hassanal Bolkiah who is commonly known as the Sultan of Brunei.

"I 'am, how you say, very 'appy" said Sarkozy, this morning, "my new 'wife' is beautiful, no?"

The couple had been dating for a short time before their sudden whirlwind engagement. Sarkozy only divorced his former wife, a peasant pig breeder, last year.

The stunning 'bride' walked down the aisle wearing a Donna Karen sack, while Mr Sarkozy wore nothing and paraded about in the nude.

"It's the Emperors new clothes, my favorite designer", joked the smug French bastard.

Now Sarkozy looks set to move home to the tiny, oil rich, kingdom of Brunei.

"I 'ate France", said Sarkozy, "why be a mere president when I can be a king! I'm selling the palace and the Eiffel Tower and settling down with all my billions in sunny tropical Brunei".

Asked what the French electorate who choose him to be their leader should now do, Sarkozy was frank in his response:

"Let them eat wedding cake".

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