Written by Everyman

Friday, 1 February 2008

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Flights could become hotter and hotter

British Airways is responding to new air travel business models by launching a revolutionary new cabin on all transatlantic flights.

"We are aware that the idea of sex on a plane has held a certain mystique over the years," a spokesperson told TheSpoof.com."Now that flying in the nude has become the norm, we believe that we can generate a competitive advantage by providing shagging lounges on board our flights"

Passengers can now pay for a private cubicle in which they can perform sexual acts,without having to crowd into a bathroom that was never built for the purpose.

Reaction has been mixed. "The mile high club is an exclusive institution. British Airways has demeaned the whole idea of shagging in the air in the name of profit." said Prince William, himself a recent entrant into the club.

British Airways maintains it is merely responding to the changing air travel market. The new sex service with the new cubicles leaves Heathrow next week and will be called: "Coming to America"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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