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Friday, 1 February 2008

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Hillary smiles as she reveals her plans to pose nude

In an effort to salvage support for her waning presidential candidacy, New York senator Hillary Clinton announced today that she will pose nude for Playboy Magazine.

"I hope that seeing me naked will prove I have nothing to hide", Ms Clinton announced to the news media. "I am willing to bare all before the American people".

Payment terms for Ms Clinton's photo spread have not been disclosed but previous celebrities who have bared all before the cameras have been paid upwards of $500,000.

"This will definitely be the hardest shoot of my career", said Playboy photographer Gabe David. "I'm more accustomed to shooting attractive women. I will try my best to shoot her with my eyes closed".

Playboy editors say that viewers need not be totally offended at the site of the former First Lady in the buff. The magazine has high tech photographic and editing equipment and can make even the ugliest women look desirable.

"Though, I must admit, this is really stretching the limits of our current technology", said Playboy managing editor Jonathan Black.

Black says their technology can greatly enhance Hillary's small, sagging breasts, greatly reduce her huge ass and eliminate many of the lines and wrinkles that cover her face and body.

"She won't look like Marilyn Monroe but she might turn someone on -- somewhere", Black said.

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