Sam Beckett from Quantum Leap - A Day in the Life
I never know what each day will bring. It could bring world peace, or a nuclear apocalypse, but I do know that at some point I will utter the immortal words 'Oh Boy' and that someone will think I am mad because I am talking to myself.Read full story
Rolling Stones' Drummer To Undergo Groundbreaking Surgery
Rolling Stones' drummer Charlie Watts, 68, has announced that he will undergo surgery later this week to fuse himself to White Stripes drummer, Meg White. The surgery will involve removing each of the drummer's lower halves and switching them...Read full story
Paul McCartney's Share Of Divorce Settlement Leaked
It appears that Paul McCartney - one half of the famous Lennon/McCartney songwriting team and one quarter of the famous "Beatles" - has solved his divorce mess with ex-wife Heather Mills.Read full story
Obama Caught With Winfrey Blow Up Doll
Barack Obama's presidential election campaign was in tatters last night following allegations he'd been found in a compromising position with a life size Oprah Winfrey blow up doll.Read full story
The Internet's History to be Rewritten
Bern, Switzerland. Source: XPopenNews After digging to a depth of 100 meters in Russian soil, scientists have found copper-wire estimated to be about 1000 years old. The Russians have drawn the conclusion that their forefath...Read full story
United NAFTA Job Export Drive Announced
The bipartisan American Jobs Export Foundation announced its annual United NAFTA Job Export Drive today.Read full story
Spoof writer devises way to score 5 stars, but administrators wise up and find own secret weapon
The well known teller of tall tales and top writer, Duncan Whiteshed has only been writing since December and has already overthrown other writers from the top spot several times. This led to a dreadful war of words and almost come t...Read full story
US to India: "Give Musharraf asylum, as he was born in Delhi, and you can keep Kashmir"
MUSHARRAF-A-BAD, PAKISTAN: The recent elections in Pakistan delivered an overwhelming blow to ex-Gen-Mush and his cronies, yet the sulking, deluded Prez refuses to budge.Read full story
H from Steps - New acting Role
Following news that Faye Tozer from lamented popular beat combo Steps is playing Eva Cassidy, we can exclusively reveal that H from the group now has a new gig.Read full story
Amazing 5 Day Home Depot Workout
Day 1 Use something easy to start with. Grab a barbeque with wheels on it and walk around the store with for an hour. Put back.Read full story
Oprah Endorses Barack, Her Vajayjay Endorses Hillary
Chicago--Media mogul Oprah Winfrey reiterated her support of Barack Obama in his bid for the Democratic nomination just moments before her vagina expressed its own support for Hillary Clinton.Read full story
Barack Obama launches Woodstock 2 - tells groupies "Come to my Love-In - make love not war"!
Buoyed by his meteoric rise in the polls; ecstatic at his dizzying cult-like status, the invincible Barack Obama - America's new Love-God and Feel Good Guru has launched his latest rally - "Love-In - Woodstock 2".Read full story
Seinfeld voted the least funny thing on TV
A shock poll conducted amongst readers of Funny TV Magazine has voted Seinfeld the least amusing thing on TV.Read full story
FAA: 'Planes can drop waste but with tiny parachutes.'
The Federal Aviation Administration finally approved the dumping of airplane waste, while airborne, as long as flight crews freeze and attach tiny parachutes beforehand. For years now airplane crews, with crossed fingers, have released human waste fr...Read full story
Bin Laden in Attempt to be President of America
The World's most wanted terrorist, Osama Bin Laden is planning to dupe millions of American citizens into voting him into office of President of USA later this year. To show what nice chap he is, he is no...Read full story
Paris Hilton's New Movie Sweeps the Oscars
In typical Paris Hilton fashion, the heiress boldly accepted the Oscar for, Best Picture of the Year Award, at the 80th Academy Awards Show at the Kodak theatre in the heart of Hollywood, Ca.Read full story
Serious blow to Fokker Nudist Airways as pilot 'dies' in cockpit
Luton Airport - (Le Petit Mort Mess): Germany's Fokker Nudist Airways suffered yet another serious blow today as one of its Nudist Mile High Club pilots 'died the little death' in the cockpit above international airspace...Read full story
Scientist Announces End Of World
When you spot a scientist with a stopwatch you know something important is about to happen: and when that scientist is none other than Professor Brian Boffin of the University of ColoradoRead full story
12-Nippled Woman signs Exclusive Playboy Deal
Playboy Magazine head honcho Hugh Hefner has signed an exclusive mega-bucks deal for a 16 page full color spread of a fabulously endowed 12-nipppled woman.Read full story
New US military force gets its smile on
Amid concerns of rising inflation in the oil-rich Middle East and the resulting strikes and demonstrations over the rise in food costs, President George W. Bush has decided to invade Iraq again, but this time with a new, feel-good army and a plan tha...Read full story
Judge in Mills vs McCartney Divorce Case: "Heather Mills does not have a leg to stand on"
Judge Hugh Bennett has thrown out Heather Mills claim for £100 million lump sum plus an Annual Allowance of £20 million for herself and £10 million for her daughter Beatrice Milly plus legal fees and expenses saying that "Heather Mills does not...Read full story
Tom Cruise Leaves Church of Scientology to Become Jedi
Hollywood--Non-Oscar winner and space cadet Tom Cruise has announced that he is leaving the controversial Church of Scientology to explore a new religion: The Force.Read full story
Blair 'talked with DOG' before making crucial Iraq decision
Former Government spin doctor Alastair Campbelll has revealed that Tony Blair consulted with the Downing Street duty dog - moments before making his decision to send the country to war with Iraq.Read full story
J.Lo's Mother's day surprise.
In less than a week it's that time of year again, the time of year mothers love, and children hate!...Read full story
Brit tosser with earrings takes Oscars spoils
Los Angeles - (Eye-popping Mess): Seedy-looking sartorial disaster Daniel Gay-Lewis looked like the cat that got the Brylcreem as he struggled to maintain a true-Brit hetero front while accepting the gong for Best Actor yesterday.Read full story
Pakistan Accuses TheSpoof.com Of Islamophobia
Pakistan has accused satirical news website TheSpoof.com of Islamophobia, and yesterday attempted to block access to the site in Pakistan, which resulted in a global blackout of some...Read full story
After My Fake Baby - My Fake Footballer
After My Fake Baby, a Channel 4 documentary about a new industry in dolls made to look and behave like living babies, comes My Fake Footballer, a Channel 4 documentary about an industry in dolls made to recreate famo...Read full story
Lewis Hamiltons' Hidden Secret of Success
Formula One star Lewis Hamilton hides a secret that has lead to his phenomenal success - a rare form of Autism.Read full story
Ryder Relieves Himself In Bar Toilet!
Celebratory Ryder relieves himself of Test place after freak injury in a bar toilet...Read full story
Nader Raids Demo Chances Again! "I wish someone would stop me!"
Ralph Nader: "You take that framework of people feeling locked out, shut out, marginalised and disrespected."...Read full story
Fairies Across UK Warned: Don't "Eat" Too many "Cakes"!
The Guardian reports: A man taking part in an "Eating contest" has died after several fairy "Cakes" became lodged in his throat.Read full story