Sam Beckett from Quantum Leap - A Day in the Life

Funny story: Sam Beckett from Quantum Leap - A Day in the Life

I never know what each day will bring. It could bring world peace, or a nuclear apocalypse, but I do know that at some point I will utter the immortal words 'Oh Boy' and that someone will think I am mad because I am talking to myself.

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Rolling Stones' Drummer To Undergo Groundbreaking Surgery

Funny story: Rolling Stones' Drummer To Undergo Groundbreaking Surgery

Rolling Stones' drummer Charlie Watts, 68, has announced that he will undergo surgery later this week to fuse himself to White Stripes drummer, Meg White. The surgery will involve removing each of the drummer's lower halves and switching them...

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Paul McCartney's Share Of Divorce Settlement Leaked

Funny story: Paul McCartney's Share Of Divorce Settlement Leaked

It appears that Paul McCartney - one half of the famous Lennon/McCartney songwriting team and one quarter of the famous "Beatles" - has solved his divorce mess with ex-wife Heather Mills.

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Obama Caught With Winfrey Blow Up Doll

Funny story: Obama Caught With Winfrey Blow Up Doll

Barack Obama's presidential election campaign was in tatters last night following allegations he'd been found in a compromising position with a life size Oprah Winfrey blow up doll.

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The Internet's History to be Rewritten

Funny story: The Internet's History to be Rewritten

Bern, Switzerland. Source: XPopenNews After digging to a depth of 100 meters in Russian soil, scientists have found copper-wire estimated to be about 1000 years old. The Russians have drawn the conclusion that their forefath...

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United NAFTA Job Export Drive Announced

Funny story: United NAFTA Job Export Drive Announced

The bipartisan American Jobs Export Foundation announced its annual United NAFTA Job Export Drive today.

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Spoof writer devises way to score 5 stars, but administrators wise up and find own secret weapon

Funny story: Spoof writer devises way to score 5 stars, but administrators wise up and find own secret weapon

The well known teller of tall tales and top writer, Duncan Whiteshed has only been writing since December and has already overthrown other writers from the top spot several times. This led to a dreadful war of words and almost come t...

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US to India: "Give Musharraf asylum, as he was born in Delhi, and you can keep Kashmir"

Funny story: US to India: "Give Musharraf asylum, as he was born in Delhi, and you can keep Kashmir"

MUSHARRAF-A-BAD, PAKISTAN: The recent elections in Pakistan delivered an overwhelming blow to ex-Gen-Mush and his cronies, yet the sulking, deluded Prez refuses to budge.

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H from Steps - New acting Role

Funny story: H from Steps - New acting Role

Following news that Faye Tozer from lamented popular beat combo Steps is playing Eva Cassidy, we can exclusively reveal that H from the group now has a new gig.

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Amazing 5 Day Home Depot Workout

Funny story: Amazing 5 Day Home Depot Workout

Day 1 Use something easy to start with. Grab a barbeque with wheels on it and walk around the store with for an hour. Put back.

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Oprah Endorses Barack, Her Vajayjay Endorses Hillary

Funny story: Oprah Endorses Barack, Her Vajayjay Endorses Hillary

Chicago--Media mogul Oprah Winfrey reiterated her support of Barack Obama in his bid for the Democratic nomination just moments before her vagina expressed its own support for Hillary Clinton.

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Barack Obama launches Woodstock 2 - tells groupies "Come to my Love-In - make love not war"!

Funny story: Barack Obama launches Woodstock 2 - tells groupies "Come to my Love-In - make love not war"!

Buoyed by his meteoric rise in the polls; ecstatic at his dizzying cult-like status, the invincible Barack Obama - America's new Love-God and Feel Good Guru has launched his latest rally - "Love-In - Woodstock 2".

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Seinfeld voted the least funny thing on TV

Funny story: Seinfeld voted the least funny thing on TV

A shock poll conducted amongst readers of Funny TV Magazine has voted Seinfeld the least amusing thing on TV.

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FAA: 'Planes can drop waste but with tiny parachutes.'

Funny story: FAA: 'Planes can drop waste but with tiny parachutes.'

The Federal Aviation Administration finally approved the dumping of airplane waste, while airborne, as long as flight crews freeze and attach tiny parachutes beforehand. For years now airplane crews, with crossed fingers, have released human waste fr...

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Bin Laden in Attempt to be President of America

Funny story: Bin Laden in Attempt to be President of America

The World's most wanted terrorist, Osama Bin Laden is planning to dupe millions of American citizens into voting him into office of President of USA later this year. To show what nice chap he is, he is no...

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Paris Hilton's New Movie Sweeps the Oscars

Funny story: Paris Hilton's New Movie Sweeps the Oscars

In typical Paris Hilton fashion, the heiress boldly accepted the Oscar for, Best Picture of the Year Award, at the 80th Academy Awards Show at the Kodak theatre in the heart of Hollywood, Ca.

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Serious blow to Fokker Nudist Airways as pilot 'dies' in cockpit

Funny story: Serious blow to Fokker Nudist Airways as pilot 'dies' in cockpit

Luton Airport - (Le Petit Mort Mess): Germany's Fokker Nudist Airways suffered yet another serious blow today as one of its Nudist Mile High Club pilots 'died the little death' in the cockpit above international airspace...

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Scientist Announces End Of World

Funny story: Scientist Announces End Of World

When you spot a scientist with a stopwatch you know something important is about to happen: and when that scientist is none other than Professor Brian Boffin of the University of Colorado

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12-Nippled Woman signs Exclusive Playboy Deal

Funny story: 12-Nippled Woman signs Exclusive Playboy Deal

Playboy Magazine head honcho Hugh Hefner has signed an exclusive mega-bucks deal for a 16 page full color spread of a fabulously endowed 12-nipppled woman.

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New US military force gets its smile on

Funny story: New US military force gets its smile on

Amid concerns of rising inflation in the oil-rich Middle East and the resulting strikes and demonstrations over the rise in food costs, President George W. Bush has decided to invade Iraq again, but this time with a new, feel-good army and a plan tha...

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Judge in Mills vs McCartney Divorce Case: "Heather Mills does not have a leg to stand on"

Funny story: Judge in Mills vs McCartney Divorce Case: "Heather Mills does not have a leg to stand on"

Judge Hugh Bennett has thrown out Heather Mills claim for £100 million lump sum plus an Annual Allowance of £20 million for herself and £10 million for her daughter Beatrice Milly plus legal fees and expenses saying that "Heather Mills does not...

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Tom Cruise Leaves Church of Scientology to Become Jedi

Funny story: Tom Cruise Leaves Church of Scientology to Become Jedi

Hollywood--Non-Oscar winner and space cadet Tom Cruise has announced that he is leaving the controversial Church of Scientology to explore a new religion: The Force.

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Blair 'talked with DOG' before making crucial Iraq decision

Funny story: Blair 'talked with DOG' before making crucial Iraq decision

Former Government spin doctor Alastair Campbelll has revealed that Tony Blair consulted with the Downing Street duty dog - moments before making his decision to send the country to war with Iraq.

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J.Lo's Mother's day surprise.

Funny story: J.Lo's Mother's day surprise.

In less than a week it's that time of year again, the time of year mothers love, and children hate!...

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Brit tosser with earrings takes Oscars spoils

Funny story: Brit tosser with earrings takes Oscars spoils

Los Angeles - (Eye-popping Mess): Seedy-looking sartorial disaster Daniel Gay-Lewis looked like the cat that got the Brylcreem as he struggled to maintain a true-Brit hetero front while accepting the gong for Best Actor yesterday.

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Pakistan Accuses TheSpoof.com Of Islamophobia

Funny story: Pakistan Accuses TheSpoof.com Of Islamophobia

Pakistan has accused satirical news website TheSpoof.com of Islamophobia, and yesterday attempted to block access to the site in Pakistan, which resulted in a global blackout of some...

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After My Fake Baby - My Fake Footballer

Funny story: After My Fake Baby - My Fake Footballer

After My Fake Baby, a Channel 4 documentary about a new industry in dolls made to look and behave like living babies, comes My Fake Footballer, a Channel 4 documentary about an industry in dolls made to recreate famo...

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Lewis Hamiltons' Hidden Secret of Success

Funny story: Lewis Hamiltons' Hidden Secret of Success

Formula One star Lewis Hamilton hides a secret that has lead to his phenomenal success - a rare form of Autism.

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Ryder Relieves Himself In Bar Toilet!

Funny story: Ryder Relieves Himself In Bar Toilet!

Celebratory Ryder relieves himself of Test place after freak injury in a bar toilet...

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Nader Raids Demo Chances Again! "I wish someone would stop me!"

Funny story: Nader Raids Demo Chances Again! "I wish someone would stop me!"

Ralph Nader: "You take that framework of people feeling locked out, shut out, marginalised and disrespected."...

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Fairies Across UK Warned: Don't "Eat" Too many "Cakes"!

Funny story: Fairies Across UK Warned: Don't "Eat" Too many "Cakes"!

The Guardian reports: A man taking part in an "Eating contest" has died after several fairy "Cakes" became lodged in his throat.

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Paul / Lohan Tryst On Cell Video

Funny story: Paul / Lohan Tryst On Cell Video

While being too sick to contemplate, our news desk was forced to move forward with this exciting news event. Innocent bystanders fell victim to indecent exposure by two recent newsliners Paul and Lohan.

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