There were 983 spoof news stories published in January 2007. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Women are naked under clothes
A group that makes observations noticed that all women are totally, 100%, shamelessly naked under their outer clothes.
Read full storyNaked Paris Hilton, Nude Britney Spears, Bare-breasted Sofia Loren Mum As Giant Stole Moon For Use In Inter-galactic Softball Tournament
WASHINGTON - The vast hand that plucked the Moon from the night sky Sunday belonged to a cosmic softball pitcher, Defense Secretary Robert Gates said today.
Read full storyBritney Spears Nude, Paris Hilton Naked Refuse To Fallate Death Row Albino
COLUMBIA, S.C. - Sven Oafsen is no ordinary Norwegian.
Read full storyDaniel Radcliffe Full Frontal Nudity
Daniel Radcliffe, better known as wiley wizard Harry Potter has stunned audiences by appearing in the play Equus. A Tale of a young man with an eye for a fine fetted filly.
Read full storyBritney Spears' Vagina has Legs
An internet group tracking the most searched key words on the information highway has found that Britney Spears vagina is still the most searched Q on the grid.
Read full storyBritney Spears vagina cold as ice, sex tape next?
For awhile Britney Spears vagina was smoking hot. No celebrity on the planet could touch Britney's vagina.
Read full storyNew Britney Barbie Doll Debuts
The new Britney Spears Barbie doll has been unveiled by Mattel. Unlike other, more traditional Barbies, this one does not come with underwear and is anatomically correct. "We used photos of Britney getting out of the car with Paris Hilton to make su...
Read full storyCelebrity Big Brother Danielle In Teddy Namechange Row
There was a sigh of relief today at West Ham's Upton Park ground, when Lloyd Daniel, the ex-girlfriend of Teddy Sheringham was officially dumped by the former England star.
Read full storyVacuum cleaner sex attachment to 'polish' you off
Dyson, the vacuum cleaner manufacturers, have surprised the market by introducing a clip on attachment for sexually deprived men. The accessory fits on to the hose part of the up-right and is said to provide a gentle vibrating 'mouth' for men...
Read full storyRacheal Stevens Has Secret Affair With Jo O Meara
There has been new evidence showing that Racheal Stevens, former S Club 7 star has been having a secret affair with her ex band member Jo O Meara.
Read full storyJade Goody Sex Tape Maims Journalists
Three Journalists working for The Sun Newspaper have been hospitalised in what is thought to be 'post traumatic mental stress' caused by viewing a tape supplied to the paper by Ex boyfriend of Goody, Jamie Cashins.
Read full storyOprah Winfrey Caught Without Make-Up After Holiday Binges
Oprah Winfrey was caught without her make-up, and with no personal trainer in sight, after a month of holiday snacking. The talk show host and self proclaimed arbiter of all things wonderful and right (a.k.a. the female Rush Limbaugh or the black Ma...
Read full storyBritney Spears vagina saga continues
Britney Spears collapsed at a Las Vegas new years party. The latest incident happened at the nightclub Pure's VIP section...
Read full storyPhotos of Britney Getting Out of Limo Used To Help Foreign Students Learn To Sell Themselves; Be More Aggressive
It was reported today that foreign students enrolled in U-Cal Berkeley's cultural training course, America 101, received some eye-opening advice from Wall Street "Head Hunter" firm, Heads 'R Us. Head's 'R Us agent, Gillette...
Read full storyHoward Stern offered head FCC position
President Bush in a obvious move to bolster his faltering approval ratings, made a desperate ditch effort offering shock jock, Howard Stern the position of, Director of the FCC,.
Read full storyJack in the Box introduces new "gay" menu
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA--In a press conference yesterday, Jack, CEO of The billion dollar Jack-in-the-Box corporation (JBX), announced the break up of his 13 year marriage to wife, Criket
Read full storyBody of Jessica Alba Found Floating in Hotel Pool
MIAMI, FLORIDA-(ROUTERS)The body of famed actress named "Queen of Science-Fiction", Jessica Alba, was found floating in a Miami Beach Hotel pool last night. Police officers converged on the grounds of posh Florida...
Read full storyBrad Pitt Catches Angelina Jolie With Jennifer Aniston
As if the whole Ménage à Ménage couldn't get any Ménagier, Ocean's Thirteen star Brad Pitt walked in on his live-in wife Angelina Jolie who, one Paparazzi source said was in the embrace of his EX-wife, Jennifer Aniston. Police, on th...
Read full storyCelebrity Big Brother Danielle Signed Up for C4 Show
One of the villains of the current Celebrity Big Brother, Danielle Lloyd, has been signed up for her own TV show by Channel 4. The show, which has been pencilled-in to start in Spring, will be a mixture of Bitch talk and gossip-type...
Read full storyScat Fetish Attacks on the Increase
In London, further incidents of Happy Scatting have been reported to the police today by both victims and witnesses of this disturbing new craze.
Read full storyBritney Spears vagina reunited
Palm Springs,,Calif. Britney Spears vagina was the most anticipated and speculated story in recent history. The highly volatile, unusual subject matter has finally come to an amicable solution for all involved.
Read full story12 year old boy becomes youngest transsexual
A 14 year old boy in Germany has become the world's youngest transsexual.
Read full storyFlorida Girl Gets Settlement in Topless Jumping Jacks Case
Last year, a Florida teenager was found in a compromising in her car with an older teen boy. The arresting officer had her get out of her car and forced her to do topless jumping jacks for him. In the ensuing legal process, the policeman was fired...
Read full storyNew World of Whorecraft online game launch
Silicon Valley - (Rioters): The newly expanded World of Whorecraft online game is being launched next week.
Read full storySemen In McNuggets Was Not Deliberate - McDonalds
The manager of a McDonalds restaurant where semen was found in Chicken McNuggets, has claimed that it was an accident.
Read full storyBritney Spears, Paris Hilton's deep secret revealed
Recently speculation ran rampant in the paparazzi community as to what Paris Hilton and Britney Spears were doing associating together. They're BFF image was just so unlikely, it didn't mesh well with people.
Read full storyJapanese Moms Use Dirty Diapers to Teach a Lesson
The Japanese health minister has apologized for referring to women as "birth-giving machines," but he didn't escape punishment for his pronouncement.
Read full storyIT'S WAR! Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears Fight Outside Night Club!
Las Vegas - The biggest, most anticipated battle ever to be fought took place last night outside a Las Vegas night club.
Read full storyBritney and her Vagina Run Risk of Over Exposure
It has been the hottest topic searched on the internet for the past few years. It is the photo that has been used as wall-paper more than any other. It has been sent back and forth on more cell phones that any other picture. If you have not guesse...
Read full storyWoman Gives Birth to Dog
An Ohio woman gave birth this morning to a full-size Standard Poodle. The odd birth occurred at a Cleveland hospital where a team of doctors and veterinarians worked for several hours on Mildred Stroebel who was accompanied in the delivery room by h...
Read full storyOral Sex and Dental Hygiene
A study by the American Dental Association has revealed that oral sex is a great way to keep your teeth and gums healthy and pearly white.
Read full storyShilpa Crowned Miss World
In a triple whammy Celebrity Big Brother celebration, Shilpa Shetty was last night crowned BB winner, installed as Indian Prime Minister and awarded the title of Miss World 2007-2017.
Read full storyEragon or Harry Potter - The Fight Begins
Two of the world's biggest fantasy blockbusters Eragon and the Harry Potter series have been arguing over which of the films is 'better'.
Read full storyDonald Trump, Rosie O'Donnell Arrested in NYC
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK--(BREAKING NEWS) Donald Trump, CEO of the Trump Organization (NASDAQ, TRMP.O), and host of the his own reality show, The Apprentice, was arrested by New York Poli...
Read full storyJade Goody's perfume turns woman into racist
A London woman is set to sue Celebrity Big Brother contestant and 'pig faced nazi' Jade Goody, because she claims her perfume turned her racist.
Read full storyThe Guide to Etiquette in the 21st Century
The latest people to write the Emily Post, Amy Vanderbilt, Ann Landers, Dear Abby, and Hints from Heloise column have all joined together to create a guide for etiquette in the 21st century.
Read full storyBritney Spears' sex toy found at truck stop
A truck driver was suprised to see a bare foot Britney Spears exiting a restroom this afternoon at a Lousiana rest stop.
Read full storyFlaws Found in Intelligent Design Theory
In an announcement sure to rock the scientific world, Dr. Jack Harvey, a noted biochemist, claims he has found several flaws in the scientifically regarded theory of "intelligent design".
Read full storyPainting of Britney Spears Displayed in The Rotunda of U.S. Capitol
The photos of Britney Spears getting out of a limo panty less have become immortalized and American symbols for bald capitalism and individual freedom. Writers for Spoof International found a painted rendition of one of the now famous photos hanging...
Read full storyBritney Spears' vagina tour runs into opposition
Memphis Tenn. Jan 5 2007. Once Britney Spears' vagina was emancipated and set free to pursue a career on her own she's been on a whirlwind tour promoting her tell all book titled, "Your Cup of Tea is Not My Bag", that's a warn...
Read full storyCelebrity Big Brother introduces 'Vaginaview'
Celebrity Big Brother revealed their latest twist today with the introduction of 'Vaginaview' and critics are hailing it as the ultimate in reality TV.
Read full storyHumans existed 50,000 years before evangelical creationists
Savannah River, South Carolina - (Ass Mess): Conclusive proof that human beings existed 50,000 years before the hybrid sub-species of homo creationists has been found by a scientific survey probing archaeological remains along the Savannah River basi...
Read full storyPrince and Duchess Go One on One in Harlem, NYC
Housing Project Basketball in Harlem has seen the likes of NBA Champions, NCAA Stars and quite a few heroin addicts who could still make a three pointer on a good day.
Read full storyCelebrity Big Brother Jo Breaks Smoking Record
Celebrity Big Brother housemate Jo O'Meara has wormed her way into the hearts of TV viewers - and into the Guinness Book Of Records!...
Read full storyDame Helen Mirren Flashes Golden Globes
Dame Helen Mirren, has taken a strong grasp on this years Golden Globe Awards which took place in Karbul last night, winning Two awards for Elizabeth II in The Queen, a film about the Monarch's days a teenage hooker, but...
Read full storyDanielle on the hunt for a new Soccer Beau
No sooner has the 'Liver Turd', so called model Danielle LLoyd, left the house to collect several bin bags of belongings deposited at the studio by 'Premiership Peter Pan' Teddy Sherringham, than she has started a new man hunt.
Read full storyBritney Spears Loses Her Wet Beaver
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA, BABYLON--Pop star and high society flasher, Britney Spears, made a tearful plea yesterday at a news conference asking the public's help in locating the person or persons responsible for the kidnapp...
Read full storyShilpa Shetty to Star in Eastenders
It is official and it has been confirmed that Celebrity Big Brother winner Shilpa Shetty is to take on a role in long running popular soap Eastenders.
Read full storyTyra Banks lusts for large beasts
Gasp and hold your breath. Yes it seems Tyra Banks is heading for the plus size section of Walmart.
Read full storyDear Abby Landers Advice Column Debuts
Due to the recent deaths in the world of newspaper advice columnists, a new person has taken over the writing of the old Ann Landers and Dear Abby Colums. The Abby Landers column will appear in 542 newspapers worldwide beginning Sunday. The new writer is a no nonsense, no holds barred, not politically correct person who tells it like it is. Below is a sample of the letters from the first we...
Read full storyDowie Lands Role In New Shrek Movie
Eric Cantona did it. Vinnie Jones did it. And now, sickeningly ugly footballer turned failed manager Ian Dowey (intentional spelling mistake) is doing it. Acting...well, kind of.
Read full storyNew Look for the Ku Klux Klan
MOSQUITO CREEK, ALABAMA--Designed to appeal to a younger crowd and help build up sagging membership. The Grand Imperial Wizard Dragon of the KKK, Ron Edwards, has decided to switch to a more trendier and fashion conscience look.
Read full storyActor Richard Gere Spies First Gerbil of Spring, Naked Paris Hilton Claims It Was Mongoloid
LONDON -- Actor Richard Gere declared in a letter published in today's London Times that he had spied the first gerbil of spring while standing in his hotel room overlooking Hyde Park.
Read full storyVictoria to do Lesbo Porn Movie
Now that hubby David has made the move to California, Victoria has announced that she will be embarking on a film career.
Read full storyPrescott/Vorderman Sex Tape May Lead to 'Prezzergasms'
In an amazing scenario dreamed up by employment experts, Britain could be on the verge of complete meltdown should a Prezzer/Vorderman sex tape be accidentally released by John Prescott's Department of Trousers. It has been suggested that if this...
Read full storyWoman HARASSES Man
"Women's Equality" and "United We Stand" are two well-known phrases that are being put to the test in the courts in the land of Texas.
Read full storyThe Sisterhood of the Traveling Panties
The following is a rare preview of the first chapter of a new book by the best selling selling author of "All Cats Go to Hell" and "You'll Never Eat Paris in New York Again." <div align=center>The Sisterhood of the Traveling Panties</div> <div align=center>Chapter One</div> Once upon a time, there was a cute little pair of red thong panties. These were not just an...
Read full storyHarry Potter Arrested For Working Scam
Schoolboy wizard, Harry Potter, has been arrested by Police for working a variation on the 'old empty camera scam'.
Read full storyDallas Cowboys And Dallas Cheerleaders to Swap Roles
If Dallas Cowboy owner Jerry Jones has his way the Dallas Cowboys will become the Dallas Cheerleaders and, vice versa.
Read full storyBritney Spears Now On The Great Seal of The United States
Congress approved measures today to put Hollywood pop diva Britney Spears on The Great Seal of the United States. Instead of the traditional bald eagle with its wings outstretched in heraldic honor holding an olive branch in its right talon and 13 ar...
Read full storyBig Brother housemate Jake Tweed is not a mute
Hertfordshire (England) - Concerns have been pouring in from the viewing public, to the producers of Celebrity Big Brother (CBB) for the lack of speech from Jack Tweed, boyfriend of Jade Goody.
Read full storyHarry Potter & The Den Of Vice
J.K. Rowling has revealed that she intends to write an "adults only" edition of the popular Harry Potter series, to follow the last in the children's episodes, which is to be released before Christmas 2007.
Read full storyBig Brother Jo : New Career Opportunity Beckons
Jo O'Meara left the Big Brother House this week shamed, remorseless and without a career. But in a unique twist, the bolshy bifter has come up trumps it seems.
Read full storyExclusive, 'The Spoof' gets first interview with Jade Goody after her shocking expulsion from the Big Brother House
Last night, 'The Spoof's' top writer, Breeze, spoke with 'pig faced nazi', Jade Goody. In an exclusive interview she opened her heart, and revealed details of what really went on in the Big Brother house.
Read full storyLindsay Lohan Goes Into Rehab
Los Angeles (QWERTY NEWS) - Lindsay Lohan has finally gone into rehab for porn addiction. "I have made a proactive decision to take care of my deviant addiction," said the 20-year-old actress, according to her publicist.
Read full storyDuke Lacrosse Player accused of Parking Violation.
After all rape, sexual assault and kidnapping charges against the three defendants in the Duke Lacrosse case had been dismissed, Durham District Attorney Mike Nifong accused Reade Seligmann of parking in a "residents only" space.
Read full storyJade Goody Beheading Foiled
Twelve men have been arrested and charged under the Terrorism Act in Birmingham after a plot to kidnap a member of the public was uncovered this morning.
Read full storyBritney's waxwork model 'weeping tears of blood'
London - (Ass Mess): A waxwork model of Britney Spears at Madam Tussaud's Museum in London was reported today to be weeping tears of blood after a protracted internet satire soap opera lampooning the singer's underwear amnesia incident dimini...
Read full storyBush Proposes Solution to World Hunger
George Bush has launched a radical and controversial new campaign to fight global hunger.
Read full storyProstitutes appalled by preacher's wives
Prostitutes are banning together in a united effort to quell the insidious over use of gaudy make up and tasteless style of dress practiced by evangelical's wives.
Read full storyHead 'N' Shoulders franchise buys Saddam brother's execution video rights
Baghdad - (Ass Mess): Iraqi government officials are protesting tonight that the head of Saddam's half brother Barzan Ibrahim al-Tikriti literally fell off from shock after he and fellow convicted conspirator Awad Hamed al-Bandar stepped onto the...
Read full storyBNP backs Celebrity Big Brother moron
London - (Rotters): The British National Party has joined the Celebrity Big Brother row by admitting the show's number one foul-mouthed moronic bullying old slag is a pin-up girl in their London HQ office where she appears topless in a poster adv...
Read full storySimple surgery cures evangelists from preaching miracle quackery
New York - (Ass Mess): A team of plastic surgeons, clinical psychatrists and orthodontists has patented a radical procedure that cures evangelical preachers from claiming Jesus is more effective at healing cancer than cutting edge medical therapy.
Read full storyParis Hilton has Breast Reduction Op!
Paris Hilton, the skinny, boobless, airheaded heiress, whose sole contribution to world culture is the exploits of her vagina, has had a breast reduction operation.
Read full storyPotter Has A Mrs Potter?
Daniel Radcliffe, 17, has been rumoured to be engaged to his childhood friend Nadia Franklin, 16. The couple were seen buying rings in a London jeweller last week.
Read full storyBritain celebrates as Goody clan are banished.
There were celebrations across Britain yesterday after it was announced that pig-faced Nazi and Big Brother evictee, Jade Goody, would be banished to a deserted rock in the North Sea.
Read full storyRoyal Navy Cock-A-Hoop As Magic Stunt Goes Wrong
Street magician, David Blaine, is the toast of the Royal Navy today but because his latest illusion went spectacularly wrong in Portsmouth Naval Dockyard.
Read full storyTigger Slaps Teenager at Disneyland
Tigger, the bouncey, flouncey, full of fun fun fun, tiger character from the Winnie the Pooh cartoons, slapped a teenage boy this weekend at Disneyland.
Read full storyMSNBC Hires Dan Patrick as Part of Olbermann Renewal Deal
SECAUCUS, N.J. - The cable news industry was rocked by the news today that MSNBC has retained the services of top anchorman Keith Olbermann by agreeing to renew his contract at a record $5 million for another three years--and to hire his old ESPN
Read full storyRumor: Paul McCartney, Heather Mills Reach $876 Kajillion Bajillion Divorce Settlement
LONDON - Sources close to someone who once owned a copy of the Beatles' Rubber Soul album are reporting today that ex-Beatle Sir Paul McCartney has reached a divorce settlement with his estranged ex-wife, one-legged supermodel Heather Mills, wort...
Read full storyUS Vows To Kill All Penguins - "They just look like they're planning something all the time," Says Bush
Washington DC - President Bush announced today that he would make an even bolder move in the fight against terrorism by killing "every penguin everywhere on this planet."...
Read full storyBig Brother Jo Not Racist : Official
Jo O'Meara, the toilet mouthed human ashtray, was tonight relieved of her place in the Celebrity Big Brother House. In a cowardly joint eviction with equally cowardly Cleo Roccos, who was there to serve as a boo buffer for Champion Chav Jo.
Read full storyChristian Women Enraged by Spoof Story Saying They are Naked
Right thinking Christian women of high moral standards in this country are outraged by the story by Buck E. Filbert of the Spoof Magazine that contends that they are n...
Read full storyDonald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell secretly wed
Rosie O'Donnell has been mysteriously absent from the View the last couple of days. The absence coincidentally coincides with a much publicized argument with Donald Trump.
Read full storyHarry Potter In Scuffle With Renee Zellweger
Sensational news from the red carpet in Los Angeles today as during a minor award ceremony Renee Zellweger and Daniel Radcliffe came to blows.
Read full storyMorrissey's Eurovision Glory Under Threat from Radiohead
Just hours after it emerged that flower-wielding tunesmith Morrissey was a shoe-in for the UK's Eurovision entry, mardy rockers Radiohead have rained on his parade.
Read full storyRay Mears hospitalised after 'Wild Food' fiasco
Bushcraft expert, Ray Mears, was in hospital last night as an episode of 'Wild Food' went tits up.
Read full storyDallas Cowboys Hire New Head Coach
The question on everyone's lips at the Jerry Jones surprise press conference was who was to be announced as the new head coach of America's team, the NFL Dallas Cowboys. Speculation has been rampant in Dallas and all of Texas about the ident...
Read full storyGeico Gecko Run Over In Pedestrian Accident
The Geico Auto Insurance spokes-gecko was run over and killed Tuesday in a pedestrian accident. The six inch tall reptile was crossing a busy New York street to get a taxi and was not seen by a UPS delivery truck.
Read full storyVial of Angelina Jolie Saliva Sells on eBay for $43,450
A vial of Angelina Jolie's saliva sold on eBay for $43,450 this week, with hundreds of bids pouring in for the rare and highly sought-after collectible.
Read full storySaddam Hanging Video Official Offered Contract
Jan 3, Baghdad - Disney has confirmed offering the official that shot Saddam's Hanging Video a contract to shoot the hanging of Saddam's co-defendants this Thursday.
Read full storyBra Humiliation for Boob Job Beckham
Further humiliation for denounced former England soccer star David Beckham, as Real Madrid manager forces him to tuck his new boobies into a bra before training. Rod of iron manager, Fabio Decapito, is sick and tired of Beckham's...
Read full storyMuff Diving to be Olympic Event In '08
Olympic officials have announced that Muff Diving will be included for the first time in the 2008 Olympics in Bejing. Guiseppe Puseatero, leading advocate for the sport since the Rome games of 1960, was overjoyed: "Finally those narrow-minded am...
Read full storyDirk Benedict in Tenuous Escape from Big Brother House
TV star and ladies man Dirk Benedict was sensationally liberated from the Big Brother house last night after fashioning an escape vehicle from the everyday detritus he found lying around.
Read full storyTara Reid accepted into Mensa
Tara Reid was accepted into the Mensa group today for achieving genius status resulting from her attempt at counting down to New Years at a Chicago club celebration. Mensa is a very exclusive club admitting only the brightest 2 percent of the popu...
Read full story"Britney Spears? Who's She?" Asks Shilpa
Newly-crowned Miss World Shilpa Shetty shocked crowds of wellwishers yesterday when she confessed to never having heard of Britney Spears.
Read full storyJealous Britney Spears Checks Into Rehab Too
Partying around town without underwear is not the only thing Britney Spears will do to get attention. Britney is angry that actress Lindsay Lohan has knocked her off the headlines with drunken escapades which were then followed by checking into a sw...
Read full storySolution to Teenage Pregnancy Proposed
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Lawmakers today introduced a radical new bill designed to eliminate the issue of teen pregnancy once and for all. The bill is gaining instant popularity among the city's pundits and, in an uncharacteristic show of bipartisanship, is being embraced by Democrats and Republicans alike.
Read full storyMcCartney Heather Attack Shocker
Paul McCartney has shocked the world by assaulting his estranged wife at his home today.
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