Written by Breeze

Friday, 12 January 2007

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Jade Goody wears the 'fannycam'

Celebrity Big Brother revealed their latest twist today with the introduction of 'Vaginaview' and critics are hailing it as the ultimate in reality TV.

Celebrity slapper and emotional deadhead, Jade Goody, has agreed to test drive the worlds first mainstream 'fannycam' in what producers hope will be a ratings coup for the ailing television show.

The tiny camera was developed by medical pioneers in 2005 and later used by wildlife photographers in shows such as 'Up an elephant's arse' and 'So that's what the inside of a dolphin's snatch looks like". It was later adoped by the American porn industry and proved very successful but this is the first time it has been used in mainstream television.

Miss Goody's agent told us, "Jade is very excited about wearing the 'fannycam' and we hope that this will give viewers a different view of life inside the Big Brother house. She told me that it is quite comfortable to wear but it squeaks a bit when she walks"

Although the 'fannycam' is state of the art in micro-photography design, the technology is still in it's infancy and it's makers are already developing the next generation.

Professor J. Caringbunny of MIT in California told us, "By 2009 we hope to have a fully operational model which can produce pictures of HD quality, up someone's Japs eye."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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