Big Brother Jo : New Career Opportunity Beckons

Funny story written by Matt 'Crusty' Morgan

Monday, 29 January 2007

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Cultural outpost: Can smokey Jo make a difference?

Jo O'Meara left the Big Brother House this week shamed, remorseless and without a career. But in a unique twist, the bolshy bifter has come up trumps it seems.

A source close to The Spoof has revealed that following the sensational Big Brother eviction of Bog Gob O'Meara, the mini cab which had been commissioned to take her to the border of Essex, stopped for a 'drive thru' meal.

It was here that Jo spotted an opening and signed up on the spot for a life changing job opportunity. Jo will however have to learn that a) You cannot smoke when cooking; and b) most of the staff let alone customers use their fingers.

A smug Jo said: "If I play me cards right I'll be shift supervisor by the end of the week".

Good Luck Jo - Mines a big tasty!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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