Britney Spears' sex toy found at truck stop

Funny story written by Buck E Filbert

Thursday, 4 January 2007

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One happy banana!!!

A truck driver was suprised to see a bare foot Britney Spears exiting a restroom this afternoon at a Lousiana rest stop.

Apparently Ms Spears tour bus had broken down on a thruway near Shrevport Lousinana when the diva could no longer contain her insatable desire for self gratifaction, she had to retire to the public rest room to do some, "soul searching".

"I walked into the restroom after she left, said Arnie Peters, there was a primal fruity scent in the air, it was thick like a jungle fog. When I looked over in the stall there was this huge banana sitting on the toilet with a big stupid satisfied grin on his face. I was horrified".

The big banana apparently was requesting a well deserved cigarette from anyone that would listen.

The bus was serviced too and the tour was under way again.

Later that evening Christina Aguelera's tour bus came by the rest stop and the happy banana was never heard from again.


From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Jan 4 2007

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