Women are naked under clothes

Written by Buck E Filbert

Friday, 5 January 2007

A group that makes observations noticed that all women are totally, 100%, shamelessly naked under their outer clothes.

Strip away the clothes and yes they are totally naked. It really doesn't matter if they're wearing a bikini or a trench coat. Bottom line is, naked.

Out of 100 women surveyed virtually 100 percent admitted to being naked under their clothes.

100% is an unheard of consensus there's almost always a small percentage of any survey that goes against the grain but this is one of those rare occasions where everyone is in total agreement.

Yes, women are wearing nothing at all and are virtually naked right under their clothes.

On the obvious flip side of the coin was the fact that, if women are naked without clothes then, men are also bare too.

Heterosexual men try not to think about that element of the survey and focus on the fact that women are totally naked exclusively


From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Jan 5 2007

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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