Lindsay Lohan Goes Into Rehab

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Thursday, 18 January 2007

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A man recieving rehabilitation treatment at the Ron Jeremy Center For Extreme Porn Addiction

Los Angeles (QWERTY NEWS) - Lindsay Lohan has finally gone into rehab for porn addiction. "I have made a proactive decision to take care of my deviant addiction," said the 20-year-old actress, according to her publicist.

U.S. Weakly reports that Lohan entered the posh Ron Jeremy Center For Extreme Porn Addiction in Los Angeles at 2:30 p.m. Wednesday, arriving in a Humvee Stretch Limo and clutching a Danielle Steele novel.

Her publicist had confirmed to the Ass Press in December that Lohan was attending Porn Addicts Anonymous meetings.

Lohan told People magazine then that she had been going to the meetings for a year.

"I haven't downloaded any smut for seven days. Not even anime," she said to some people standing outside of a convenience store. "They're not even real, so why would I? I don't watch porn when I'm on the red carpet. I do watch porn with my friends at home, but it's no big deal. I feel better not reading porn. Life's more real. And my plumber does not look like any of those guys."

Last July, Lohan was treated for dehydration on the set of an upcoming project. It has been suggested, but not confirmed, that it was a violent reaction to a pornography overdose.

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