Eragon or Harry Potter - The Fight Begins

Written by joely_reporter101

Friday, 19 January 2007

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Two of the world's biggest fantasy blockbusters Eragon and the Harry Potter series have been arguing over which of the films is 'better'.

Ed Speleers, 18, who plays Eragon has denied the rumours that he attacked Harry Potter star Rupert Grint in a bar in London. "My movie is definitely the best, but I would never hit anyone over it, I would hit on that Emma Watson girl though, she's well fit".

There have been rumours that the producers of the two films have been having sponsored boxing matches, to see which film is most liked, but both of whom have been admitted into intensive care after trying to fight using swords.

A spokesperson from Marrycare Hospital said "Both men have terrible sword injuries but will both make a full recovery, after that who knows. I like Harry Potter better myself".

Daniel Radcliffe, 17, who plays the one and only Harry Potter himself was seen spreading rumours that Ed Speleers is actually gay and dating fellow star Jeremy Irons, neither actor have confirmed this statement.

Who will win? Email me with your thoughts.

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