World Markets Nervous as Ass Trade in Decline

Funny story: World Markets Nervous as Ass Trade in Decline

Once the humble domestic ass carried people and their possessions throughout the world. But that was before the invention of the donkey, and ever since then ass usage has been sagging.

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Is Britney's New Boyfriend a Clone of Kevin?

Funny story: Is Britney's New Boyfriend a Clone of Kevin?

Britney Spears recent break-up with hubbie Kevin Federline has been hot news in the last new weeks. But new pictures of Brit's new boyfriend have caused more gossip than ever before.

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Jade's Making a Mint

Funny story: Jade's Making a Mint

It couldn't get any worse you may have been thinking? However a source has revealed a new turn in the grubby fate of Ms. Goody.

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Stallone and Rooney: A Night to remember

Funny story: Stallone and Rooney: A Night to remember

Rocky star Sylvester Stallone and Champion Soccer chimp, Wayne Rooney sparked debate on Merseyside after a weekend of hell raising following the 'tinsel town' sluggers visit recently.

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"John Reid is a Dimwit" - Clever Man

Funny story: "John Reid is a Dimwit" - Clever Man

British Home Secretary John Reid has come under fire once more today, as the row over jailing dangerous criminals intensifies.

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Lembit Opik Wants To Be A Cheeky Boy

Funny story: Lembit Opik Wants To Be A Cheeky Boy

Lembit Opik, the Liberal Democrat MP who swapped his weathergirl to date Cheeky Girl Gabriela Irimia, wants to go on tour with his new love - as part of the band!...

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New Style Jigsaw Heralded As The Way Forward

Funny story: New Style Jigsaw Heralded As The Way Forward

A new type of jigsaw puzzle is being introduced to help people with low self-esteem and it's hoped that its "easier solution" design will help build their confidence.

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Williams: Trade Me to the Falcons

Funny story: Williams: Trade Me to the Falcons

DAVIE, Fla. - Suspended Miami Dolphins running back Ricky Williams hopes to get reinstated by the National Football League and get traded to the Atlanta Falcons, agent Lee Steinberg said Thursday night.

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The Spoof's Not Posh Guide to Rock and Pop Part One

We hope you enjoyed the first in our bijou little series, The Spoof's Not Posh Guide to Premiership Football. Today, The Spoof, launches the second in the series, The Spoof's Not Posh Guide to Rock and Pop Part Uno, one in a series of high-quality pullout articles for all you busy, posh, Spoof reading parents who know what...

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London Alert After 'Fiend' Talks to Neighbour

Funny story: London Alert After 'Fiend' Talks to Neighbour

Armed police closed off areas of Hackney today, after a man talked to his neighbour sparking off a major security alert. The man, Den Macintosh who got away, is thought to have visited several shops, buying...

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New Broadway musical of Federline's 'unpleasant and demeaning' marriage

Funny story: New Broadway musical of Federline's 'unpleasant and demeaning' marriage

Broadway, NY - (Rioters): Kevin Federline's hamburger restaurant TV ad where he slams marriage to his cutesey over-exposed attention-seeking ex-wife Britney as 'unpleasant and demeaning' is to be made into a new Broadway musical according...

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Heather on the prowl?

Funny story: Heather on the prowl?

Heather Mills-McCartney, estranged wife of the ex-Beatle Sir Paul McCartney has been spotted in and around Channel 4 studios, it is alleged.

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Bill Gates to buy up all the World's Oxygen

Funny story: Bill Gates to buy up all the World's Oxygen

Seattle - In a press conference in Seattle Bill Gates today confirmed that he intends to apply the skills he developed as founder of the worlds most unavoidable and poisonous monopoly to buy up the whole world's supply of Oxygen.

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Race for White House: Auditions Planned

Funny story: Race for White House: Auditions Planned

The White House has hatched a new plan to manage the issue of non-voters it was revealed today.

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Manchester Man Has Radical Plastic Surgery To Look Like His Hero

Funny story: Manchester Man Has Radical Plastic Surgery To Look Like His Hero

Brian Hitler, from Dewsbury in Manchester, loves TV adverts so much that he has recently undergone painful surgery just so he can look like his TV ad' hero.

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Jade to Manage Hammer's Argie Flops

Funny story: Jade to Manage Hammer's Argie Flops

Brainless big mouth, Jade Goody, is in talks to settle a deal which will see her managing premiership flops West Ham, in spite of never having done anything ever. The struggling London side's problems ar...

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US Weapon Of Mass Deduction Unveiled

Funny story: US Weapon Of Mass Deduction Unveiled

US military officials have today unveiled their latest secret weapon in their fight to repel enemies, help dispel hostile crowds and to murder innocent civilians.

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Celebrity Big Brother Jo Breaks Smoking Record

Funny story: Celebrity Big Brother Jo Breaks Smoking Record

Celebrity Big Brother housemate Jo O'Meara has wormed her way into the hearts of TV viewers - and into the Guinness Book Of Records!...

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Prodigal Wilkinson Returns

Funny story: Prodigal Wilkinson Returns

After demanding his inheritance, squandering his wealth on loose living and damaging his kidney to boot, Johnny Wilkinson may be coming home to the National Rugby team.

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Italian Police Find Homoerotic Gladiator Carvings

Funny story: Italian Police Find Homoerotic Gladiator Carvings

First century bas relief sculptures of Roman gladiators were found by Italy's version of Scotland Yard this week, while digging in the "backhouse" (Italian for outside toilet) of Roman Cardinal Guiseppe Pedophiliano.

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Ann Widdecombe Statue Shocker!

Funny story: Ann Widdecombe Statue Shocker!

Maidstone - Several little old ladies were rushed to hospital today after the unveiling of a statue celebrating the work and life of the Maidstond and Weild Member of Parliament Ann Widdecombe.

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Brown Chooses Lavatory Paper Colour: It's Green!

Funny story: Brown Chooses Lavatory Paper Colour: It's Green!

"It's green!", Brown announced after agonizing over his decision concerning the new National Lavatory Paper Colour (NLPC).

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Shoes, Hat, Bra,Thong - The New Tattletale!

According to respected Japanese scientists, I.M.Watchinu, the Global Positioning System (GPS) technology now found in phones and watches is "flawed". The problem being, in Watchinu's mind, is that mobile phones and watches can be easily...

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Playing Bush Speech Backwards Reveals "Gore Was Right About Everything!"

Funny story: Playing Bush Speech Backwards Reveals "Gore Was Right About Everything!"

The handful of Americans who managed to stay awake through President Bush's State of the Union address noted there was nothing especially noteworthy. Listening to the speech backwards, however, reveals Bush apparently saying "Gore was right...

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AZ's Horne Calls for Lap Dances for Failing Students

Funny story: AZ's Horne Calls for Lap Dances for Failing Students

AZ's Ed Head, Tom Horne was quoted in local papers as favoring lap dances for failing students. The AZ Daily Stun reported that Horne thought Lap dances could significantly raise the scores of AZ's struggling students.

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Woody Allen & Steve Martin Confess to Hot Love Affair

Funny story: Woody Allen & Steve Martin Confess to Hot Love Affair

The Confession may have been one of the most moving moments in Hollywood romance history. Both comedians, playwrights and film directors finally say that they have found love in each others very gray bosoms.

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Al kill-a-lota Corporation celebrates millionth franchisee

Funny story: Al kill-a-lota Corporation celebrates millionth franchisee

Tora Bora - Speaking from the corner office at the Tora Bora headquaters of the Al Kill-a-lota Corporation (A subsidiary of Disney), Head of Sales, Osama Bin Laid-a-lot announced the sale of the millionth franchisee of the Al Kil-a-lot brand.

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President Bush tells Iraqis to 'lighten up'

Funny story: President Bush tells Iraqis to 'lighten up'

President Bush made his State of the Union address this week, in which he declared the war in Iraq to be a 'minor incident which has been over-reported in the media'.

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