Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 18 January 2007

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Celebrity Pig Brother number one old slag

London - (Rotters): The British National Party has joined the Celebrity Big Brother row by admitting the show's number one foul-mouthed moronic bullying old slag is a pin-up girl in their London HQ office where she appears topless in a poster advocating compulsory sterlilization of immigrants.

In an interview to be broadcast today a BNP spoksman confirmed that the housemate from hell had been approached by the party to become its official candidate in a by-election contest at Enoch Powell's former 1950s safe seat of Wolverhampton South West, an area where non-white voters dominate the electorate.

The loudmouth contestant's chief attributes seem to tick all the right BNP boxes in terms of charisma, communication skills, party image, physical appearance and political nous.

And in other reports today the UK's National Bullying Helpline has said that it too wants to recruit the woman after a senior management position in its training department became unexpectedly vacant.

Meanwhile the lacklustre reality TV show is gaining unprecedented attention in the media as the race-slag war of words hots up and fuels controversy that the whole furore was scripted late last year before recruitment of contestants began.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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