Written by Buck E Filbert

Tuesday, 30 January 2007

For awhile Britney Spears vagina was smoking hot. No celebrity on the planet could touch Britney's vagina.

Lately, Britney's vagina has gotten cold, cold as ice. David, Jay, Conon and even radio talk show hosts are not biting on Britney's vagina any longer.

At one time there were as many as 5000 articles written in blogs and stories daily across the net and in print, today you'd be hard pressed to find 50.

So what's the pop princess going to do to keep up the momentum gained by flashing the stalkarazzi?

Sources close to Britney have revealed that she plans to release the non existent sex tape

One confidant said, "what else is she going to do"? "Her press is down and she's got to make a move to keep it going, after vagina flashing there's only one thing to do".

This reporter is making a Buck E. prediction, sections of the tape will hit the streets just a little before the release of her up coming album.

Predictions by Buck E.

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Jan 30 2007

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Britney Spears




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