Kidman in zombie state after crash

Funny story: Kidman in zombie state after crash

Los Angeles, Ca - (Rioters): Actress Nicole Kidman is reported to be hospitalised in a zombie state tonight after crashing a car in a carcrash scene during the filming of her latest movie The Invasion.

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Downing Street Denies Secret E Mail account

Funny story: Downing Street Denies Secret E Mail account

In a dramatic twist in the latest 'Cash for Peerages' debacle, Downing Street was today denying that it has a secret communication system for exclusive use by the premier and his aides.

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Actor in Blood Bank Blunder

Funny story: Actor in Blood Bank Blunder

Actor and 'hard throb' Sean Bean was at the heart of a health blunder today.

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Britney Spears is NOT the Paint to My Canvas

It happened. I finally got recognized from my humble Vlog, Ed-E-torial. It was kind of flattering, but also kind of scary in a Robert Bardo/Rebecca Schaeffer kind of way. I, like Rebecca, really don't need a bodyguard. However, there might just be that one loon, who slips between the cracks or shoots through the screen door as it were.

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Rumor: Paul McCartney, Heather Mills Reach $876 Kajillion Bajillion Divorce Settlement

LONDON - Sources close to someone who once owned a copy of the Beatles' Rubber Soul album are reporting today that ex-Beatle Sir Paul McCartney has reached a divorce settlement with his estranged ex-wife, one-legged supermodel Heather Mills, wort...

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Noel Proves That God Moves in Deal or No Deal Ways

Funny story: Noel Proves That God Moves in Deal or No Deal Ways

Noel Edmonds, host of pass-the-parcel game show Deal or No Deal, revealed today that a higher force is at work on the show, and he has proof.

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Ian 'H' Watkins wants summit with Sir Elton

Ian 'H' Watkins current celebrity housemate in the Big Brother House, has expressed a wish to have talks with Champion Homosexual Sir Elton John, it was revealed today.

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Robbie Williams In Home For The Deluded

Funny story: Robbie Williams In Home For The Deluded

Sad news reaching us today that pop star, Robbie Williams, is in a home for the deluded in Beverly Hills Yorkshire, with little or no prospect of coming out again.

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Federer gutted

Funny story: Federer gutted

Melbourne Park - (Rioters): World tennis superstar Roger Federer admitted he was utterly gutted at having to play three sets in one hour and twenty three minutes in order to wipe the floor with number six seed Andy Roddick in the Australian Open semi...

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Big Brother Eviction Plans unveiled

Funny story: Big Brother Eviction Plans unveiled

Plans for Friday nights eviction have been leaked to The Spoof today from an inside source.

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Big Ron Banned from Channel 4 for "Being too Liberal"

Funny story: Big Ron Banned from Channel 4 for "Being too Liberal"

Shamed soccer pundit "Big" Ron Atkinson has lost out on a lucrative reality TV "Golden Handcuffs" deal with Channel 4 because he is simply "not controversial enough" for their ambitious Spring schedule.

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Shilpa Currys No Favour In The Big Brother House

Funny story: Shilpa Currys No Favour In The Big Brother House

Big Brother contestant, Shilpa Shetty, is today admitting that perhaps Jade might have had some cause for the boorish behaviour and nasty attitude she displayed when she was in the house.

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Unemployment among Childrens TV Characters at an all time high

Funny story: Unemployment among Childrens TV Characters at an all time high

Westminster- Gordon Brown Nose was under increasing pressure today to explain government figures that reveal increasing levels of unemployment among children's TV characters. Since BBC publicly fired Mr Blobby and he was forced to clean out urina...

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Owens named AP Sports Writer Asshole of the Year

Funny story: Owens named AP Sports Writer Asshole of the Year

NEW YORK -- In a landslide, Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens was nominated the Associated Press Sports Writers "Asshole of the Year" Wednesday night.

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Bush: "Henry Ford was a great president"

WASHINGTON, DC -- In yet another twist to his ever-changing saga, President George W. Bush yesterday referred to former President Gerald Ford as "Henry Ford" during his weekly radio address to the nation.

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Former Christians sue churches, cite emotional distress

Funny story: Former Christians sue churches, cite emotional distress

SALT LAKE CITY -- Attorneys for former Christians in America announced today they will file a lawsuit against all Christian churches for false advertising and emotional distress, according to documents filed in the US 3rd District Court in Utah.

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Ronald McDonald in kiss and tell

Funny story: Ronald McDonald in kiss and tell

Atlanta- Ronald McDonald was not answering questions today from his Mansion in Atlanta Georgia after it was revealed that after a hard day mindwashing the nations children into eating vile fast food that brings about premature heart disease, cancer a...

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Turds and Shites reach settlement in Iraqi Government Coalition

Funny story: Turds and Shites reach settlement in Iraqi Government Coalition

Baghdad- 'It is a great day for this great country' said US Secretary of State and hot chick Condaliza Rice. The leaders of the Shite community and the Northern Turds, got round the table today and agreed that they would stop pointing their g...

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BNP dull without racism says Celebrity Big Brother TV channel

Funny story: BNP dull without racism says Celebrity Big Brother TV channel

London - (Rotters): A Channel 4 TV chief said today that recent racist ourbursts on Celebrity Big Brother only proved that the British National Party is dull without its UK primetime cheerleaders and could otherwise be mistaken for UKIP or Respect or...

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London Borough of Hackney Retains Britains most Wasteful Award

Funny story: London Borough of Hackney Retains Britains most Wasteful Award

London - Faceless, winging, scumbag, lazy ass, worthless, civil servant, cockroaches will raise a glass wine at the expense of the long suffering tax payers this evening as predictably the London Borough of Hackney retained its title as 'Britains...

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Amnesty international claim Camp X-ray 'not fit for human habitation'

Funny story: Amnesty international claim Camp X-ray 'not fit for human habitation'

President Bush reacted angrily to the damning report from Amnesty International, which claimed that America's highest profile detention centre, Camp X-ray, 'was not fit to keep shit in.'...

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Walmart Sells Dollar for Less Than a Dollar

Funny story: Walmart Sells Dollar for Less Than a Dollar

Walmart becomes the first corporation in the history of mankind to sell a dollar for less than a dollar. At midnight tonight, the cut-price dollar will be unveiled at all Walmart stores, and...

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Teach Yourself Brain Surgery in 21 Minutes

Funny story: Teach Yourself Brain Surgery in 21 Minutes

Reed Reed (real name), author of the blockbuster booklet, "Learn Nuclear Physics During Springer" has once again blown the lid off the New Jersey Times Bestseller list with his hot new booklet (illegal in 17 states) "Teach...

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eBay For Sale on eBay, and It's Too Big to Handle

Funny story: eBay For Sale on eBay, and It's Too Big to Handle

eBay, the world's largest garage sale website, is in danger of selling the entire universe due to an administrative error. eBay itself has somehow become listed as an auction item, and is

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Shipwrecked Lucy Buchanan Accuses India Of Torpedo Atrocity

Lucy Buchanan, the youngest member of the crew of the stricken tanker, the MSC Napoli, was last night embroiled in the ongoing controversy between Britain and India.

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Jade Goody In New Oil Slick Carnage

A second disaster off the Devon coast has emerged after another cargo ship, the MSC Grand Wizard, ran aground on rocks.

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"My Booze Hell" By Top Soap Star

Funny story: "My Booze Hell" By Top Soap Star

Troubled star, Jim McFoibles, has admitted today that he is back on the drink again and fears for his own future.

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Big Dig Down The Big Brother House

Funny story: Big Dig Down The Big Brother House

Sensational news reaching us from Elstree about the troubled Channel 4 Big Brother house. There has been some sort of 'incident' it seems. Reports are sketchy but as far as we can glean it seems that the house has been stormed by three geriatric...

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Celebrity Big Brother Fiasco - India Mobilises Armed Forces

Funny story: Celebrity Big Brother Fiasco - India Mobilises Armed Forces

From tiny acorns do giant oak trees grow. Last week, Big Brother housemates Jade Goody and Shilpa Shetty clashed swords in front of millions of TV viewers worldwide. From Goody, raw racist bigotry; from Shetty, polite passivity.

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Shilpa Shetty Due To Open Balti House In Soho Soon

Funny story: Shilpa Shetty Due To Open Balti House In Soho Soon

Shilpa Shetty, the high profile victim of racial abuse in channel 4's disgraceful big brother, has announced that she intends to open a Balti House when the show finishes on Sunday evening.

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SpongeBob Begs, "Don't Nuke Me"

Funny story: SpongeBob Begs, "Don't Nuke Me"

His heart skipped a beat when he read that a researcher had suggested that sponges should be sterilized for two minutes in the microwave.

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Bush Asks for One More Chance to Slaughter American Troops

Funny story: Bush Asks for One More Chance to Slaughter American Troops

During his State of the Union Address on Tuesday, George Bush called on all Americans to give him one more chance to send American troops into harms way in Iraq.

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Cheney Had Explosive Diarrhea During State Of the Union

Funny story: Cheney Had Explosive Diarrhea During State Of the Union

Medical experts utilizing the latest in Computer Long Distant Technology (CLDT) demonstrated the sophistication of this new technology by diagnosing Dick cheney's explosive diarrhea attack during Bush's big speech.

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British commentators on Bushlair Blush State of the Union

Funny story: British commentators on Bushlair Blush State of the Union

Bushlair Blush is the name being given to the phenomenon of the merging of UK PM Blair and US Court Jester Bush. Videographic experts and psychic advisors claim that the conjoined twins appeared on telly screens and in the mind's eye of psychics...

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Scooterino Libbinni Squeals:"It's A Set-Up!

Funny story: Scooterino Libbinni Squeals:"It's A Set-Up!

You could almost hear the mandolin play as Scooterino Libbini violated the code of silence in the mob family trial of the former consiglieri of the Bushfoono crime organization. Libbini sang like a Sicilian canary as he accused Bushfoono higher-ups o...

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George Michael to Replace Arrested Public Health Adviser

Funny story: George Michael to Replace Arrested Public Health Adviser

ATLANTA - Centers for Disease Control and Prevention spokesman Glen Nowak announced today that public health expert Dr. Hugh H. Tilson, recently arrested on suspicion of public indecency at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport, has been r...

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MSNBC Hires Dan Patrick as Part of Olbermann Renewal Deal

SECAUCUS, N.J. - The cable news industry was rocked by the news today that MSNBC has retained the services of top anchorman Keith Olbermann by agreeing to renew his contract at a record $5 million for another three years--and to hire his old ESPN

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L.A.P.D. and French Police Departments Face Off; Dance In Swan Lake Mating Ritual

Funny story: L.A.P.D. and French Police Departments Face Off; Dance In Swan Lake Mating Ritual

In what is being touted as L.A.'s version of "Dance of the Sugar-Plumb Ferries" L.A.P.D. and French motorcycle policemen squared off with their Yamahas, curtsied to one another and began a week-long dance that culminated with the Golden...

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Geico Gecko Run Over In Pedestrian Accident

Funny story: Geico Gecko Run Over In Pedestrian Accident

The Geico Auto Insurance spokes-gecko was run over and killed Tuesday in a pedestrian accident. The six inch tall reptile was crossing a busy New York street to get a taxi and was not seen by a UPS delivery truck.

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Insiders Reveal Hillary Clinton Uses Bill Voodoo Doll

Funny story: Insiders Reveal Hillary Clinton Uses Bill Voodoo Doll

Insiders in the offices of New York Senator and Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton leaked to the press information that she is using a voodoo doll of the former President to force him to help her with her campaign.

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Thumb of Peyton Manning to Play Part in Super Bowl Odds

Funny story: Thumb of Peyton Manning to Play Part in Super Bowl Odds

Peyton Manning's thumb on his passing hand, injured in a helmet connection with a teammate on a pass play, will play a critical role in the February 4th Super Bowl game. Manning, the quarterback for the AFC's Indianapolis Colts, may not have...

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George Lucas Announces Newest Star Wars Film Actors

Funny story: George Lucas Announces Newest Star Wars Film Actors

George Lucas, creator and owner of the Star Wars universe, unveiled more detailed plans for the seventh, eighth, and ninth movies in the series. From his private ranch in California, he held a press conference today to discuss the new films and the...

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"Bullet racing" craze hits big cities

Funny story: "Bullet racing" craze hits big cities

A new sport is sweeping the nation. Bullet racing as it is called, is a big hit with inner city kids, especially African American youth.

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Dallas Cowboys Hire New Head Coach

Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Hire New Head Coach

The question on everyone's lips at the Jerry Jones surprise press conference was who was to be announced as the new head coach of America's team, the NFL Dallas Cowboys. Speculation has been rampant in Dallas and all of Texas about the ident...

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State of Louisiana Vows To "Kick President's Ass"

Funny story: State of Louisiana Vows To "Kick President's Ass"

The state of Louisiana vowed to "kick President Bush's ass" for failing to mention their ongoing struggle to rebuild in his State of the Union address last night. In a statement made by Walter Leger, a citizen member of the Louisiana Re...

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