TV's Noel Markets New Range Of Phones To Mark His Success

Funny story: TV's Noel Markets New Range Of Phones To Mark His Success

TV's Lazarus man, Noel Edmonds, is riding the wave of his current success which today sees him marketing his own range of retro-telephones.

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Elvis Costello Beamed Aboard An Alien Spacecraft

Funny story: Elvis Costello Beamed Aboard An Alien Spacecraft

Reports tonight that eighties songsmith, Elvis Costello, has been beamed aboard a spaceship whilst walking in the park.

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Lamb to the slaughter: Roddick v Federer

Funny story: Lamb to the slaughter: Roddick v Federer

Melbourne Park - (Rioters): "Just don't know why he does it to himself. You'd think he'd learned by now. I mean it's just so humiliatin' and what have you, and it's every time. Every time he walks on the court looking li...

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Ninja Kitten Band to promote Walter Mitty Romney's soft side?

Funny story: Ninja Kitten Band to promote Walter Mitty Romney's soft side?

Washington DC - (Rotters): A virtually unknown British band, 7 Seconds of Love - whose recent song 'Ninja' featuring animation of dancing Ninja kittens was the subject of a successful lawsuit against soft drinks giant Coca Cola over unauthori...

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New Strategy for Iraq Announced

Funny story: New Strategy for Iraq Announced

In a very exclusive press conference this morning President Bush announced, "I had a dream." Reporters immediately left briefly to locate Vice President Cheney to inquire if the president was aware he missed capitalizing on paraphrasing the...

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SAS unit poised to swoop on US Ambassador's residence

Funny story: SAS unit poised to swoop on US Ambassador's residence

London - (Rotters): An elite squadron the the Special Air Service - the SAS - is poised to swoop on the Regent's Park residence of US Ambassador Robert 'Katie' Holmes Tuttle after covert operations revealed that the Bush envoy intends to...

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Letter From the Past Slates Destiny's Child Shock!

Funny story: Letter From the Past Slates Destiny's Child Shock!

The following is the text of a letter received by The Times (London) on March 31st 1934. The letter was sent by Sir Oberon Mackril-Sparkle and was prompted by a quirk in the time/space continuum that caused his Radiogramme to pick up a signal from 2004 and play him the entirety of "Independent Women" by Destiny's Child.

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Celebrity Medium to join Big Brother House

Funny story: Celebrity Medium to join Big Brother House

News of a new twist in the life of the Z listers was revealed today. Celebrity, and currently 45,000th most influential person in the world, Derek Acorah, Psychic Medium best known for his work on LivingTV's 'Most Haunted', is set to join...

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It's Pollard vs. Cooper in Classroom Conflict

Funny story: It's Pollard vs. Cooper in Classroom Conflict

Vicky Pollard, the rude, obnoxious schoolgirl created by recently-married gay comedian Matt Lucas and his comedy partner, the 'definitely not gay so stop asking' David Walliams, attacked Catherine Tate's almost identical creation Lauren C...

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Nasty NASA Bans Plucky Pat From Mars Mission

Funny story: Nasty NASA Bans Plucky Pat From Mars Mission

It's a sad day today for Pat Spacecadet from Edinburgh, as he is finally facing reality and giving up on his dream of being the first man to set foot on Mars.

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Cruise the Redeemer's wife admits pool man is their sperm donor

Funny story: Cruise the Redeemer's wife admits pool man is their sperm donor

Hollywood - (Rioters): The wife of Scientology's Anointed Redeemer Tom Cruise has admitted that their baby daughter Slurry was conceived with sperm donated in an act of totally selfless altruism by their pool man.

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Blair Adopts 'Englishman' Murray

Funny story: Blair Adopts 'Englishman' Murray

It has been revealed that Tony Blair has adopted Scots tennis ace Andy Murray (15), in a move that will be seen as a bare-faced attempt to give the English something to cheer about after the Ashes whitewash. English...

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Mourinho demands suspension of Premiership

Funny story: Mourinho demands suspension of Premiership

In an astonishing press conference this morning, Chelsea coach Jose Mourinho demanded the immediate suspension of the Premiership. He is angry that other clubs are "taking extreme advantage" of the West London club's injury problems -...

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Jermaine in Battery Crisis

Funny story: Jermaine in Battery Crisis

Jermaine Jackson, one of the Celebrity Big Brother contestants and face of the new Brylcreem "a nouit" range of traditional hair products, was denied vital supplies of his battery pack in a cynical twist to the drama from within ca...

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Pixelated Horror For Rogue Builder Informant

Funny story: Pixelated Horror For Rogue Builder Informant

A man who appeared in the Channel 4's Rogue Builders programme, and blew the gaffe on his boss, Mr. Ron Twosugars (Building Contractor), has suffered long term damage from the pixelation he received to hide his true identity.

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Bush Meets his (Perfect) Match

Funny story: Bush Meets his (Perfect) Match

President George W.Bush has finally found his ideal partner in the form of British reality TV-girl, Jade Goody. The American president admitted that Jade is everything he could ask for in a woman, smart, funny and in support of his "war on terro...

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BBC Question Time Walkout Over Robot Fart

Funny story: BBC Question Time Walkout Over Robot Fart

NORWICH - Last night, a panel of distinguished panellists including Janet Street-Wartier, Michael Ignites, Germaine Warfare, and others from Emmerdale, walked out of the Barrymore Theatre in Norwich, during filming of BBC Question Time. Amidst accusa...

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South African Scavenger Beach Misery

Funny story: South African Scavenger Beach Misery

Misery has ensued for thousands of rich white South Africans fleeing to Britain, as the ship containing their possessions ran aground and was scavenged by bloodthirsty mobs on a Devon beach. Nelson Mandela, informed...

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Blair disappears as 'Cash for Peerages' row escalates.

Funny story: Blair disappears as 'Cash for Peerages' row escalates.

Gordon Brown finally admitted last night, that Tony Blair has not been seen since Friday.

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ASDA build 'Death Store' to crush rebel shopkeeping alliance.

Funny story: ASDA build 'Death Store' to crush rebel shopkeeping alliance.

ASDA have been criticised for building a weapon the size of a planet which, if predictions are correct, will be capable of wiping out all small newsagents and tobacconists.

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Endemol to televise live 'Goodyhunt' on Channel 4

Funny story: Endemol to televise live 'Goodyhunt' on Channel 4

In a surprise move, the Prime Minister has bowed to public opinion and relaxed the ban on hunting, in order that Jade Goody and her family can be set free on Wimbleton Common and pursued by members of the public.

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Diana Interview Was "Doctored" - Claim

Funny story: Diana Interview Was "Doctored" - Claim

The interview Princess Diana gave to Martin Bashir in 1995, was "grossly edited", it has been claimed.

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Oral Sex and Dental Hygiene

Funny story: Oral Sex and Dental Hygiene

A study by the American Dental Association has revealed that oral sex is a great way to keep your teeth and gums healthy and pearly white.

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Doubles replace Howard Stern and his Entourage

Funny story: Doubles replace Howard Stern and his Entourage

Tampa Florida, Jan 15 2007, A cover up with the potential to eclipse Watergate has been discovered today by this reporter and the investigative staff at the TheSpoof.com...

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Bush admits I'm a Bush!

Funny story: Bush admits I'm a Bush!

Reggie Bush after his loss to the Bears in the NFC Championship game made a shocking announcement: "I'm a Bush!"...

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"The Thunderer" Has The Clap!

Funny story: "The Thunderer" Has The Clap!

In a surprise announcement by the usually demur Times, we learned today that nearly everyone of the Thunderer's editorial writers have come down with "the clap".

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I, ET McCrone Want to Be Your PrezMinister, PtII

OK so some wise guy engineers are questioning the soundness of my Bridge across the Lake(see I, ET McCrone, Jan 21). Normally I would dismiss these pencil-necked pocket-protecting geeks but since I'll probably need every vote I can get I will address their concerns in upcoming articles.

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McCrone's Agents Have State of Union Draft

Funny story: McCrone's Agents Have State of Union Draft

Agents swearing allegiance to recently announced candidate for PrezMinister, ET McCrone say they found a draft of Bush's big speech on a bench in Paddington Station.

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Twist Yourself To A Leaner You

Funny story: Twist Yourself To A Leaner You

DENMARK, ICELAND--(Press Release) - Are you one of the many people who want a trimmer, healthier lifestyle. You are not alone, 50 million Americans go on diets each year. There are now literally thousands of weight loss products and programs on the market. It's easy to become overwhelmed by all of the different choices with some of them down right bad.

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SMU Goes With The Theodore J. Kacynski Library

Funny story: SMU Goes With The Theodore J. Kacynski Library

Some may remember the controversy over the proposed George W Bush Presidential Library at Southern Methodist University in Texas. Well,that fight appears over as f...

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Jealous Britney Spears Checks Into Rehab Too

Funny story: Jealous Britney Spears Checks Into Rehab Too

Partying around town without underwear is not the only thing Britney Spears will do to get attention. Britney is angry that actress Lindsay Lohan has knocked her off the headlines with drunken escapades which were then followed by checking into a sw...

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Server Farm Laborers Go On Strike; Say Integrity Compromised

Funny story: Server Farm Laborers Go On Strike; Say Integrity Compromised

Workers at a North Carolina server farm went on strike today protesting a morally compromising work environment. They cited lewd and unconsecrated images and stories being held and disseminated by data banks inside the servers housed on the farm.

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Princeton strikes out on a bold path

Funny story: Princeton strikes out on a bold path

Princeton University, originally The College of New Jersey, a Protestant seminary in colonial days, has made the brave decision to commit to an austere path; Princeton will freeze its tuition at $33,000. per year.

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Ratings of Local Newscast Soar When Weatherman Is Fired

Funny story: Ratings of Local Newscast Soar When Weatherman Is Fired

"Who cares if it's going to snow or rain when you can learn all the latest about who's in and who's out of Rehab?"...

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Movie Ratings System Replaced With "What Would Jesus Watch?"

Funny story: Movie Ratings System Replaced With "What Would Jesus Watch?"

Hollywood announced today that their current movie-ratings system would be scrapped and replaced with a "What would Jesus watch?" rating structure. Critics of the current system complain it is too secretive, inconsistent, and no longer use...

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Abundance of Rain Causes Overflow of X-Rated Server-Waste Lagoons on Server Farm

Funny story: Abundance of Rain Causes Overflow of X-Rated Server-Waste Lagoons on Server Farm

Residents of the mountain town of Lenoir had to hold their noses today when a server-waste lagoon overflowed and began contaminating the area with X-rated pictures from the internet.

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Scientists Prove That God Evolved From Monkeys

Funny story: Scientists Prove That God Evolved From Monkeys

Many Christians have denied evolution for years, insisting that their made-up 'intelligent design theory' was more believable. But now scientists have proven that if God does exist, which he probably doesn't, but if he does then he must h...

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Mr Picaso's pants on fire

Funny story: Mr Picaso's pants on fire

Vallejo, Ca. (Ass Mess): Arson investigators are probing $75,000-worth of damage to a residential hotel and ground-floor business complex after a guest, Mr Luis Picaso, suddenly found his trousers burst into flames as he played a customary post-pran...

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