There were 137 spoof news stories published in July 2005. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Angelina Jolie's Lips Explode
HOLLYWOOD (AP) Angelina Jolie was rushed to the hospital this morning after a freak accident resulted in massive trauma to the beautiful actress. The fire rescue crew that transported Ms. Jolie to the hospital reported that her face looked like she w...
Read full storyParis Hilton, Laura Bush and Hillary Clinton to Train as Suicide Bombers
WASHINGTON-Three of America's top women notables have announced that they will train as suicide bombers "to teach those Muslim girls a thing or two" they indicated in a press statement.
Read full storyLondon Bombings - Anti looking at people in a funny way Law Introduced
In the wake of the recent totally unsurprising bomb attacks on the London Transport system the British Government have introduced a raft of new measures designed to show that something is being done.
Read full storyWal-Mart to Begin Selling UltraLight Airplane Kits
Wal-Mart Supercenters across the country are making room in their Sporting Goods departments for a new line of ultralight aircraft kits. The small single engine aircraft were made popular after John Walton, heir to the Wal-Mart fortune, recently mad...
Read full storyAlan Greenspan Charged With Killing Off Middle Class, Setting Stage for Economic Collapse
WASHINGTON-Alan Greenspan was arrested on Monday at the US Federal Reserve and formally charged with killing off large sections of the American middle class after police read the new book "Greenspan's Fraud" by best-selling author and Economics Profe...
Read full storyHistorians discover - Foam, not an Iceberg sank the Titanic
Foam, according to Discovery Channel historians, sent the SS Titanic plummeting to the bottom of the Icy Atlantic. Jan Draker, noted shipwreck historian told reporters, "Yes the ship hit a 250 ton iceberg but the Titanic sank the ICEBERG. Not...
Read full storyMinnie Mouse BUSTED!
In a bazaar "routine gone bad" at Orlando's Walt Disney World theme park, star attraction Minnie Mouse had a rather unexpected "coming out" at a daily performance on the main fairway.
Read full storyExpert Comedian Roseanne Reveals Appalling Shocker - She's Married to Simon Cowell!
Secret weddings seem common these days, don't they? We here at The Spoof were baffled to find out that quite recently, comedian Roseanne, who earned popularity in the late 1980's with the self titled, family themed sitcom has very sud...
Read full storyBlack Pixel Shortage Threatens Internet!
Unconfirmed Sources report that the world supply of black pixels is running out. The shortage is believed to be caused in part by the overuse of exclamation points (!) in online humor web sites and blogs. Experts from around the globe are gathering i...
Read full storyCherie Blair becomes new face of Victoria's Secret
Cherie Blair, the wife of Britain's Prime Minister, is the new celebrity face of Victoria's Secret.
Read full storyIowa Farmer Sells GPS-Based Crop Circle Creation Kit
DES MOINES-Rodney Rooter, an Iowa corn farmer has created a kit which he is selling to other mid-western farmers to help them create crop circles in their fields with their own tractors. The kit includes an easy-to-use computer program on DVD to desi...
Read full storyCongress To Repeal Law Of Gravity
The Big Boys in Washington have proclaimed new laws of physics. What goes up does not have to come down and if they cannot make hay out of something, it does not exist.
Read full storyTom Cruise and Katie Holmes Marriage Plans Accelerate
In an announcement today that shocked the planet, Roman Catholic Virgin Katie Holmes and her lover Tom Cruise said that their wedding may happen sooner than had previously been expected, due to a turn of completely unexpected events.
Read full storyTom Cruise To Play Fighter Pilot In Sequel To War Of The Worlds
On the back of the enormous box-office success of Steven Spielberg's War of the Worlds worldwide, dollar-hungry producers at Paramount Pictures recently gave the green light to shoot the follow-up, set to feature Tom Cruise as a dashing and fearless...
Read full storyCruise and Holmes to Star in 'Maguire' Sequel
After long debating whether or not Hollywood power couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes would star in a movie together, Holmes, 26, has said that the sequel to the 1996 film "Jerry Maguire" has been given the green-light from Sony Pictures.
Read full storyWest Virginia Outlaws Cell Phone Usage/Sign Language While Operating a Motor Vehicle
Charleston - Senate Minority Leader Vic Spouse (D-Ansted) introduced a controversial new bill that could impact the way people communicate while motoring around the nation's 35th state.
Read full storySaddam Hussein/WMD Report Vindicates George W. Bush
President George W. Bush has pointed to the report by weapons inspectors saying that Saddam Hussein had no Weapons of Mass Destruction as proof positive that Saddam Hussein had Weapons of Mass Destruction. Speaking on the campaign trail, Bush told a...
Read full storyWhen "Hog Fever" Goes Too Far
ALAPAHA, GA (AP) A giant wild hog fever is running rampant. The recent kill of the 1000 pound feral hog called "Hogzilla" has everyone catching the idea of hunting for unique animals.
Read full storyPresident Bush Tells G8: "I'm Wrecking the American Economy Faster Than Kyoto Would"
GLENEAGLES, Scotland-(Reuters)-United States President George W. Bush continued to isolate his country by rejecting the Kyoto Treaty on global warming at the G8 meeting in Gleneagles, Scotland. In a startling and confusing admission, he boasted that...
Read full storyA push to upgrade car alarms
Bob is annoyed that his car alarm is such a lousy deterrent. In these times of increasing crime and vandalism, he is pushing automakers to up the ante, electrifying the cars exterior, deploying a laser-guided punching bag, or some such.
Read full storyTom Cruise Freaks Out in Brooke Shields' Bed
After an ugly scene that ended in Brooke Shields' bedroom, actor Tom Cruise was taken away in a straight jacket. According to his publicist, Tom Cruise had to be restrained in a straight jacket as he was taken to a mental hospital. After being gi...
Read full story"Scotty" goes to big engine room in the sky; NASA Engineers shocked, saddened
Redmond, WA. James Doohan, affectionately known as "Scotty" to millions of Trekkies and Engineers the world over, died quietly at his home near the Microsoft campus on Wednesday.
Read full storyFidel Castro to retire to the U.S.
Havana -- On August 13, he turns 79; and for one that has lived a life like that of Fidel Castro, all that is left to do is retire. "And maybe swing a golf club or two," said Castro at a going-away party for the Iraqi ambassador just last week in Ha...
Read full storySupport Group for People who Hate Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky
Local chapters of a new self-help organization are springing up in communities across the country, for people who can't get images of Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky out of their minds, even after 5 1/2 years have elapsed since Clinton's im...
Read full storyPoliticians Recoil at Great Theft Auto Sex Scenes
WASHINGTON (AP)-Politicians in the nation's capital are reeling at the revelation of a series of hidden pornographic sex scenes involving them in the popular video game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas." Nude photos of Cameron Diaz which are...
Read full storyCRIKEY! Croc Hunter Runs For White House
Today it was announced that the Croc Hunter himself Steve Irwin will run for the job of being the next president.
Read full story"Grand Theft Auto" gets a test drive from Bill Clinton
Washington. "Oh Yes! Look at that!" said ex-President Bill Clinton as he tried out the "hot coffee" mods for the controversial video game "Grand Theft Auto". "Now that's what I'm talking about!" said Clinton, as he deftly manipulated the jo...
Read full storyArmstrong Can Have It, Tour Riders Say
-- Pau, FRANCE-- "I quit." It's not something one is used to hearing from professional athletes. For the men and women who dedicate themselves to sport, training day in and day out to be the very best, competition is all there is. The greate...
Read full storyMichael Jackson To Enter Drinks Market
Michael Jackson plans to produce and sell his own brand of Jesus juice. The product ,aimed at 10-14 year old boys, will be available from Grocery Stores and Sex Shops at the start of next year and will come in 500ml cans marked "Sprite" And...
Read full storyStudy Reveals Actual Uses for General Motors OnStar System
OnStar is the latest in technology for in-vehicle safety and security systems. In fact, OnStar brings together emergency service providers, wireless telephone, and satellite technologies to help protect drivers on the road and this option is now considered standard on many General Motors vehicles. From the preliminary data pulled from several OnStar information collection centers, social s...
Read full storyVehicular Nose-Picking Ban Sought
Washington, DC-PUT ALL YOUR FINGERS WHERE I CAN SEE ‘EM! Citing marked increases in loss of life and the obvious health and highway safety risks involved, a Pennsylvania legislator is putting Keystone State drivers on notice: "When this bill bec...
Read full storyNBC's Newest Realty TV Show is "I Want to Impregnate a Hilton"
New York (AP)--Following the ongoing success of NBC's "I Want to Be a Hilton" reality TV show produced by Endemol USA, the company is about to launch a spin off show called "I Want to Impregnate a Hilton" for aspiring upper class studs.
Read full storyChirac 'jokes about British food' as he gobbles down African snails with vodka at G8 summit
Chirac, Schröder and Vladimir Putin have already set an appallingly bad example at the start of the G8 summit as they have been photographed eating to excess whilst others in the world go without food. The Giant African snails were flown into Gleneag...
Read full storyAsk Simon Cowell
American Idol's evil judge Simon Cowell answers your music-related questions in quite a brutally honest way. This week we have a letter from a young teenager. Here is what they had to say. Hey there Simon,...
Read full storyBranson and Rutan Form "TransLight InterGalactic Spacecraft Company"
LONDON (Reuters)--Billionaire entrepreneur Richard Branson has teamed up with aerospace designer Burt Rutan of Mojave-based Scaled Composites to form a new aerospace production company which will build a fleet of commercial faster-than-light spaceshi...
Read full storyHarry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Open Hogwarts Wizard Gadget Store in WMD
Top US executive, Voldemort Bush and his side kick, the half-blood Prince Dumbledore Blair-Blaster have opened an up market store in WMD for evil scheming politicians of the underworld who are seeking to overturn the non-magical world of the Muggles...
Read full storyMichael Jackson vs. Michael Jackson
Hollywood, California--Pop legend and world icon Michael Jackson, still recovering from his closest brush yet with the prospect of doing time, has shocked fans and family alike by his latest antic: he's taking himself to court. Yes, Michael Jackson i...
Read full storyBird Flu Confuses Birds That Fly
QINGHAI, CHINA -- Birds are in bewilderment throughout China tonight, as they are confused as to what all the fuss is about. The misunderstanding comes on the heels of an Asian bird flu pandemic.
Read full storyNew Super Soaker Unleashed - Tom Cruise Beware!
London, England - Hasbro Larami, makers of the world renowned "Super Soaker" water guns, announced today that they will be releasing the limited edition Tom Cruise Super Soaker Microphone in tribute to the independent British comedy...
Read full storyNumber 43 Scores 217 on I.Q. Test
President George W. Bush has taken an I.Q. test last week as part of a dare by former President Bill Clinton. When the results were returned to President Bush the score was determined to be 217 which is just under the highest I.Q. ever recorded of 228 (Marilyn vos Savant American writer, b 1946). This news comes as a complete shock to not only the American public but also the rest of the...
Read full storySuicide Bombers Causing Virgin Shortage in Paradise
PARADISE - Officials in Paradise are confirming a serious shortage of virgins during the past six months. "This is the first time anyone here can remember such a shortfall in the availability of virgins. Many people are quick to blame the large numb...
Read full storyMLB Takes an Even Closer Look at Steroid Use
Last Tuesday it was discovered that New York Yankees first baseman Jason Giambi is actually former child actress, Kristy MacNichol. Through years of steroid use spurred by being typecast in Hollywood for her role as “Buddy” in the television drama ‘Family’ Kristy decided she wanted fame and fortune but wanted to stay in the entertainment industry. “For me, baseball was the first thing that...
Read full storyNew Coat of Arms for Camilla
Clarence House, Sunday 17 July 2005 (Associated Mess) Prince Charles's office announced today that a new design for an official Coat of Arms has been submitted to the College of Arms for Camilla, femme en titre of the Pretender to the Throne of...
Read full storyWar on Terror Re-Branded
Washington DC -- According to Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld. the "War on Terror" is officially over. Tomorrow at 3 p.m. EST it will be replaced by a "Global Struggle against the Enemies of Freedom," a phrase which Arabic s...
Read full storyArrest Warrant Out for Mick Jagger
London, England- According to Satan, the London Supreme Court has issued out an arrest warrant for one Sir Michael Philips Jagger, a.k.a., Mick Jagger, frontman for the Rolling Stones.
Read full storyJane Fonda to End War on Terrorism
Washington, D.C.--Jane Fonda, that veteran vixen of Vietnam vehemence, is at it again. Only this time she's a-totin'! Yep, that once traitorous trollop has appealed to the Bush administration to join American and allied armed forces, lending her "ser...
Read full storyI'm a suicide bomber: get me out of here!
London - England. ITV have today announced ambitious plans for a brand new reality game show, to be screened in October. The show, which will re-locate to Afghanistan from the Australian jungle, will feature four or five b-list assassins - all c...
Read full storyGremlins Plague Space Shuttle Discovery
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. -- NASA has once again delayed its long-awaited launch of the space shuttle Discovery until at least next week, now stating that Gremlins are causing the problems. The space agency is no closer to finding the Gremlins which recen...
Read full storyMake-up Company the Cause of Declining Cultural Literacy Among Teenage Girls
(AP) The current lack of cultural literacy in the United States among high school students has been traced back to Avon catalogues.
Read full storyMichael Jackson to undergo experimental surgery
Michael Jackson will soon realise his dream. This weekend he will go into the operating room and be the first to undergo a revolutionary, controversial, and not to mention amazing surgery.
Read full storyNASA to become giant Theme Park
(HOUSTON) -- NASA, amidst rumors that it's days are numbered (as in 4) officially announced the opening of it's new theme park outside Houston Texas. Inside sources say that the new amusement park tentatively named "Nasa~Land", will...
Read full storyLondon Bombings - Police to be Issued With Tickling Sticks
At an urgently convened meeting of Great Britain's COBRA emergency planning committee, the British Government have introduced a devastating weapon as their contribution to The War on Terror.
Read full storySenator Frist Wants to Breed Clones After Seeing New Movie "The Island," Opposing President Bush
WASHINGTON (AP)--In a slap in the face to President George W. Bush and his Christian right-wing backers, the leading Senate Republican Bill Frist announced he would back legislation to finance large-scale cloning of human duplicates to provide body p...
Read full storyUS Soldiers Freak Out in Iraq, Turn to Drugs, Grand Theft Auto
WASHINGTON (AP)--A US Army report says that the majority of the American soldiers in Iraq have turned to drugs after developing extreme morale and psychological problems, with mental stress, psychosis and paranoia most severely affecting National Gua...
Read full storyNew Vehicle from Ford: "Not Your Grandfather's Car"
Deerborne, MI-- Ford Motor Company unveiled plans for its highly anticipated 2006 model "Equis LX," a vehicle that may very well revolutionize the automotive industry.
Read full storyLines Between the States to be Redrawn
Washington, DC-Soon travelers will have to be on their toes when traveling the highways and byways of the United States. A press release just received from the Department of Homeland Security announces a massive project about to be launched to repain...
Read full storyThe Terrorist, The Bomber and the BBC
LONDON (AP) - "Whether the London attacks were the work of a terrorist or a bomber is not the important thing", said BBC Director-General, Mark Thompson.
Read full storyStaples to market staplers
In a surprise statement the US office supplies retailer Staples, Inc. (NASDAQ: SPLS) announced that it will discontinue its lines of electronics, writing instruments, paper wares and furniture and concentrate instead on its traditional core business...
Read full storyChamberlain Urges Joint FBI and Scotland Yard Investigation
London England and Baghdad, Iraq-Neville Chamberlain The Very Last, seeking to clearly identify the source of rumors touting pig's blood as a sure fire cure all for suicide and other self-destructive, psychologically harmful and anti-social urges tha...
Read full storyJolie Adopts Ewok
Actor Angelina Jolie flew into Planet Endor yesterday to sign adoption papers for the latest addition to her family - an Ewok.
Read full storyCyclist Goes for Record 10th Straight Loss at Tour de France
PARIS, FRANCE -- All eyes in the cycling world turn to Europe for the sport's biggest event, The Tour de France. Lance Armstrong is the overwhelming favorite to win his seventh French race. But another American has his sites set on a record of...
Read full storyReady Steady Cook vote controversy.
Ainsley Harriot accused of Vote rigging in Ready-Steady-Cook vote controversy.
Read full storyMob Bank Chief Raises Loan Sharking Rates to 35.5%
Jersey City, NJ -- After two full days of meetings with representatives from the five major crime families, Central Mob Bank Chief Al Giorbilini has decided to raise interest rates on all loans by 5000 basis points to 35.5%.
Read full storyTerrorists Mock Washington, Re-Brand Terrorism "Explosive Diplomacy"
From Al-Jazeera -- According to a posting on the Al-Jazeera website, terrorists throughout the Middle East were "highly amused" by the Bush administration's recent decision to re-brand the "War on Terrorism" as a "Global...
Read full storyBill of Rights Updated for the 21st Century
Life is about revisions and change. Just think if we still used leaches to drain the blood of those who are ill. Or if our dictionary were the same dictionary used centuries ago (Of my konnyng that vnneth I it steere). Or if we settled our dispute...
Read full storyBin Ladin Family Uses Commercial Appeal To Find "Black Sheep" Osama
Badderthanbad, Afghanistan--With other means of communication either destroyed, unreliable or inaccessible, family members and close acquaintances of the world's most notorious, nasty, naughty, knucklehead have taken a decidedly imperialistic app...
Read full storyAll Star Game renamed to "American League beat down festival"
The American League topped the National League 7-5 in the "midsummer classic" on Tuesday night capping off nearly a decade of futility for the National League. The AL All-Stars improved to 8-0-1 in the last nine games and secured home field advanta...
Read full storySerial Killer Annoyed He Hasn't Been Given Cool Sounding Serial Killer Nickname
Alaska- Alaskan serial killer, Michael Chambers, today expressed his growing frustration over having not yet received a sinister sounding serial killer nickname, essential to gaining the immortal notoriety all mass murderers crave.
Read full storyThings you will learn from Modern South Asian Soaps
- The biggest aim in life is to get married; everything else falls into place once you achieve this monumental milestone - Every one is well settled in life, they all live in huge houses and drive luxury cars, some how they don’t know who to get married to...
Read full storyRestraint Urged In Karl Rove Treason Case
Several weeks ago, when I wrote about summertime and the impeachment of George W. Bush on June 16th, I was just kidding, I swear. The problem is I'm really too busy to continuously write about an impeachment of George Bush right now and will be until...
Read full storyGerbil find update, RSPCA seizes another 550 rodents from Houses of Parliament
The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (RSPCA) has found another stash of rodents. However, this time, they appear to have mutated into a viscous snarling mouth frothing breed that will certainly have to be culled by the most huma...
Read full storyUSA to Bomb Middle Earth
Washington, USA. Earlier this weekend the United States Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld announced plans to begin bombing the bad lands of popular fantasy: J R R Tolkien's Middle Earth. The plan comes in the wake of the NATO summit in Pra...
Read full storyWhat is Good for GM is Good for America
Dearborn, Michigan--In a clever business come on designed to increase employment, gross income, automotive industry production and the potential for future car sales, General Motors, the Cadillac of the automotive industry, has generously proclaimed...
Read full storyJohn Bolten Wades into the Fray
Washington and New York and Other Points of Interest--Invoking arguments from as many historic and political precedents as humanely possible, including analogies to Christ on a Coss of Silver, Lincoln, Churchill and other esteemed figures fro...
Read full storyWimbledon: female grunting send planes off course
Friday. Hundreds of aircraft have had to alter their flight paths during the Wimbledon finals due to excess noises emitted by female players, it was announced this morning. The planes, which frequently pass directly over the famous courts, reported...
Read full storyMoney & Mo Money
Raise your hand if you are looking for money and can't find it? Throughout the world money/currency is becoming scarce. What is the soluation you ask? Well look no further....the world's currency is now M&M's those great chocolate treats...
Read full storyTone Deaf Dude Refuses To Stop Playing Guitar
It start outs nobley enough: the persuit of a new hobby. Though, as time passes and it often becomes apparent to everybody except the persuier of the hobby should be encouraged to "persue other activities that are better suited to them". Typically, an intervention isn't required to weane the hobby from the 'person' because their total lack of an attention span usually substi...
Read full storySaddam Hussein, Ariel Sharon and George W. Bush thank Southern Baptists--Shared Values Cited
NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- The new alliance between Saddam Hussein, Ariel Sharon, American President George W. Bush and Conservative Christians was utterly evident yesterday when the former Iraqi leader, the Israeli Prime Minister and the U.S. President spo...
Read full storyTony Blair To Rock The Palace
London and Washington---Tony Blair, glamorous and still upright Prime Minister of America's best ally across the Atlantic, The Brits, also known as the United Kingdom across what once was called the pond, has announced that he is tired of all...
Read full storyMartians Object to "War of the Worlds" Remake, Issue Ultimatum
UNITED NATIONS, NY (UPI)-Humanity's first contact with an alien civilization occurred on Thursday when a large Martian spaceship appeared above the United Nations, shocking millions of New Yorkers. The craft radioed an objection to UN diplomats that...
Read full storySource: Supreme Court nominee John Roberts could be Ken doll
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Rumors flew today around the Beltway as the national media's fascination with anonymous sources resulted in a new leak, this time regarding Supreme Court nominee Judge John Roberts.
Read full storySlime-Based Ecosystem Found Under White House
Washington--An extensive slime-based ecosystem of knee-high mud volcanoes, snowy microbial mats and flourishing crustacean communities lies in watery caverns beneath the White House, say researchers.
Read full storyACLU to defend reporter that knows President's name, address
Somewhere east of the Mississippi-This reporter has learned, by the most surreptitious means, that the ACLU has taken the case of a reporter that has (purportedly) been arrested by the Secret Service and charged with knowing newly classified i...
Read full storyShuttle crew Mutinies, headed for Mars
HOUSTON -- Mission Control guidance computers are attempting to regain control of space shuttle Discovery after the shuttle's commander ignited on-board boosters, broke earth orbit and radioed Mission Control that they were .. "Head'n...
Read full storyWhat, Me Worry?
A new Pew Research poll shows that nearly 50% of Germans, 57% of Frenchmen and nearly a third of British citizens believe that the United States is over-reacting to the threat of Terrorism. President George W. Bush, wearing a flack jacket, helmet, ga...
Read full story67% of Surveys carried out for newspaper headlines
A new survey shows that a staggering 67% of surveys carried out are done purely for newspaper articles and headlines and not research.
Read full storyNew York Yankees to Sign New Players
Da Bronx, New York---In a new reality show search for talent driven by unexpected and unpredictable injuries and aches and pains of one sort or the other, the New York Yankees are seeking major league quality pitching and have identified two big leag...
Read full storyQueen authorizes Prince Charles and Camilla to mount Bush's Royal coat of arms during USA visit
Unbelievably and exceptionally the Queen has granted a non British national to wear and ride his own family set of the Royal coat of arms leather armor. Following the last tea party between the old British and the new Americans when the original Bush...
Read full storyPresident George Bush Had Role in ‘Batman Begins' Movie
WASHINGTON, DC-Diligent Spoof reporters have uncovered the startling fact that American President George W. Bush had a major role in the recent Batman movie starring Christian Bale.
Read full storyLatest Poll Shows Drop in 4th Flatmate Approval Rating
Cobham, Kent. Last Wednesday popularity listings for 15 Largo Road were released with speculations of who would lead as ‘top flatmate' and candidate for free pints in the union. The results were far from expected as 4th flatmate, Andrew Pars...
Read full storyI Think I Might Be Addicted To Food
It's the hardest thing in the world to admit to an addiction but, after much anguished deliberation, I feel as though it's time I came clean. I've been hiding this terrible secret for far too long. For you see, as long as I can remember now, I've had a deperate dependency on food, to the the extent that I sometimes eat up to 3 - 4 full meals a day. My situation has become hopeless,...
Read full storyReligious Ruling sets back Suicide Bombers
Dissociated Press -- In a major setback for suicide bombers, the Imam of the Cleveland mosque today issued a fatwa, or religious ruling, stating that suicide bombers must carry a current driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance if t...
Read full storyPennsylvania Lt. Gov. Knoll Runs Afoul Of Evangelicals And Conservative Republicans
Republicans are once again having a field day at the expense of their Democratic rivals. Recently, Pennsylvania Lt. Governor Catherine Baker Knoll was lambasted by Conservatives from states such as Utah and Texas for attending a funeral for a Pennsyl...
Read full storyRepublicans Seek New Brain for President George Bush as Karl Rove Self-Destructs
WASHINGTON (Reuters)-Republican strategists in the White House are desperately seeking a new brain for President George W. Bush due to the self-destruction of Karl Rove, Bush's current brain and his top political advisor.
Read full storyPersonal Tape Included in New Lohan DVD Set
Lindsay Lohan's new CD/DVD set "Lindsay Lohan: Something I Never Had" may have had her teen fans desperate since an advertisement found in her debut album "Speak" announced the release for summer 2005, but recent comments made...
Read full storyMcClellan conducts press conference inside pillow fort
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After an almost daily deluge of questions concerning Karl Rove's involvement in the leaking of the identity of an undercover CIA agent last week, White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan conducted his Tuesday morning press gaggl...
Read full storyDebt Relief scheme to be Built around Corporate Responsibility
In the immediate aftermath of July 7th, the G8 statement on Africa went largely unnoticed. Although government sources have denied the coincidental nature of this, there is real cause for concern.
Read full storyLive 8 Makes Poverty History, Breaks Previous Records
LONDON, ENGLAND -- Organizers agree, Live 8 is making poverty history. Britain Prime Minister Tony Blair saluted the musicians involved for their tremendous accomplishment.
Read full storyBlair's make-up habits scrutinized after massive overspend
Tony Blair's makeup habits are being scrutinized after a massive overspend has been discovered following a parliamentary question. Government whip Lord Bassam of Brighton disclosed the appalling figures in response to a parliamentary question tabled...
Read full storyCooking with Rice
Condi is scouring the planet, looking for the latest new dish. For professionals only. Middle East Ménage...
Read full story"The Island" Features Republican Clones
HOLLYWOOD-The new movie "The Island" features two proletariat clones Lincoln Six Echo (played by Ewan McGregor) and his friend Jordan Two Delta (played by Scarlett Johanssen), who escape from their city-home, a sterile underground medical complex and...
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