Raise your hand if you are looking for money and can't find it? Throughout the world money/currency is becoming scarce. What is the soluation you ask? Well look no further....the world's currency is now M&M's those great chocolate treats! Both peanut and plain are worth something and this makes parents happy...and children a bit unhappy.
The world's money is running out. The Governements of the united free world have decided to put all their currencies together and have one currecy as M&M's. No longer will we pay with money but M&M's. M&M's stand for Money & Mo' Money
When the news was released today shops, corner stores and Mom & Pop stores all over the world were rushed with the sales of M&M's.
Each color is worth a different amont: Blue-$1.00....Yellow $5.00....Red$10.00....Green $20.00...and Brown $50.00...Orange $100.00... This will excite most people that the peanut ones may count as double the cash...if you have the plain along with the peanut.
The onething is during the hot months of the year the M&M's must be frozen otherwise they melt. Note: if the the M&M's do melt then they are not worth a penny. 2nd Note: If you have a M&M's liscense plate discount will be given to you. 3rd Note: For those interested in getting married and choose to have M&M's engraved with your names more power to you. This is the wave of the future...and M&M's are now the ticket to it.
Conterfeits such as Smarties and Skittles have been banned. Anyone caught paying with any of these will be taken to court and punished under the new M&M currency act.
Will Wilson from PA says "I've eaten my life savings!".
So what is the down side? Banks have shut their doors. Mars, the makers of M&M's have opened a banking division of their company. They say "Put your money on Mars". 24 year old John Johnson a regular Joe from New York says that "I put all my M&M's in my wallet, put my wallet in my back pocket and when I went to pay for lunch it was gone and the police got called and I got charged in the restaurant infront of my friends!"
Gone are the days where M&Ms used to be the candy that melts in your mouth and not in your hands. Jokes such as: "Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? Because she ate the W's" are now a thing of the past.
Since M&M's are used as currency and people are not eating them...the zit and achne companies are suing due to lack of client usuage of there products. The M&M company said, No Comment.
Las Vegas currently known as Sin City will take on a new face by being known as M&M City. The council will be building 2000ft high Peanut M&M that will be seen from space to mark the occasion.
Oh and a side note: the Mini M&M's are currently being used worldwide as change. Easch color holds a value.
