Personal Tape Included in New Lohan DVD Set

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Sunday, 24 July 2005


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Lohan's album "Speak" set to have DVD set released late summer 2005.

Lindsay Lohan's new CD/DVD set "Lindsay Lohan: Something I Never Had" may have had her teen fans desperate since an advertisement found in her debut album "Speak" announced the release for summer 2005, but recent comments made by Lohan, 19, might have some teenage dads and boys looking forward to this as well.

"My new DVD will have alot of my things like, music videos, behind the scenes, and things regarding my album. You know, that sort of stuff." The actress spoke to E! News Live's Patrick Stinson while attending an US Weekly fashion party. "It's also going to include a lot of home videos with me and my family, friends, fans."

But her fans may get more than they bargained for when Lohan mentioned it might include personal videos of her and former boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama.

"Wilmer and I are talking and still deciding whether or not to include a personal tape we made together." She whispered shyly.

Although not clear whether or not this 'personal' tape is entirely fictional or 'adult' or not, Lohan's mother Dana has not confirmed nor denied the fact that there may be one in this recent statement to the press:

"The fact that the press got a hold of the information regarding the personal video of Lindsay and her former boyfriend from Lindsay herself, does not mean that it is possible. We are in talks with Wilmer and his management to distribute the rights to their tape, to then include it in Lindsay's upcoming DVD. Although this video might not be suitable for her younger audiences, we believe that it might broaden Linsay's fan base by expanding it to a more mature fan base."

We have yet to recieve word from Valderrama's representatives.

Lohan is not the only teen queen actress to release a 'personal' video tape. Friend and socialite Paris Hilton was involved in a sex tape scandal with ex-boyfriend Rick Solomon in 2004. Recently, Colin Farrell is rumored to have a tape as well.

Lindsay Lohan currently stars in the children's film "Herbie: Fully Loaded" which is #8 at the box office and making more than $3 million nationwide.

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