The BBC has just announced that a source inside Buckingham Palace has made it known that King Charles, has just donated £1 million to President Volodymyr Zelenskyy's Ukraine War effort against the invading heathens, Putin's troops.
Charles notes that he did it because if England does not stop the commies in the Ukraine, then next Putin could turn his sites toward the United Kingdom.
Meanwhile, Charles' wife, The Queen Consort Camilla, says she is finalizing plans for the fantabulous Buckingham Palace Gala that will be held during the summer.
The huge shindig will feature Simon "The Count of Cruelty" Cowell, who will be the master of ceremonies.
Music will be provided by two British bands, The Sherwood Forest Wankers and The Sperm Donors of Dover.
