The top notch, best of the best, security forces in the entire world – in Israel? – have arrested a terrorist … donkey.
(Ripped from the headlines of the “So bizarre it must be true” … this is somewhat of a true story. Google has the truth, maybe.)
The donkey was believed to be working for the Palestinians in releasing toxic gas (or gases) from its rear end. The security forces rushed in with guns drawn, yelling for the donkey to get on the ground, but the donkey, like all animals, didn’t speak Hebrew (or cop, for that matter.)
The donkey stood its ground. And released more gases.
The yelling cops got a whiff of the donkey’s ass and thought it was one of them – they apparently eat the same foods.
The donkey’s papers were checked, and once the Forces were assured that the donkey was not Palestinian, it was given its freedom back and then its mane was brushed and several of the Forces asked the donkey if it was available for bar mitzvahs and birthdays. Again, the donkey stood its ground and still refused to learn Hebrew, or any other human language.
The donkey was given a carrot by a passing Palestinian boy of five years old – who was then arrested and thrown into a paddy wagon, for giving a former terrorist “aid and comfort”. When the parents cried and complained, they too were arrested.
The donkey was given a job for all its hard work. It is now the prison guard where the boy and his parents are locked up … for an indeterminate amount of time. Possibly, forever.
The donkey gave the boy a carrot through the bars of his (the boy’s) cage.
