King Charles III, has just been informed that the new gay undercover vice squad has proved to be a bloody good success after just the first week.
A spokesperson for Scotland Yard noted that in just seven days, the GUVS accounted for taking 37 vagrants off of the London streets.
Reginald Killenworth, 42, a Scotland Yard spokesperson said that as a result of the new department incidents of assault, watch stealing, and arguing about football games have gone way, way down.
A local haberdasher noted that since the implementation of the GUVS he has not lost one single hat to the dastardly hat bandits.
