An earthquake fault has just formed in Scotland

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 14 June 2023

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Experts said that the fault formed literally overnight.

Ipso Facto News (Scotland) is reporting that a huge earthquake fault has just formed in southern Scotland.

Scottish authorities have investigated and they say that although it is not in the same league as California's San Andreas Fault, the Scottish fault, which has been named "The Scottish Lass Fault" could cause a bit of a problem if it begins to rumble underneath the earth.

The World Earthquake Entitiy (WEE) will be closely monitoring the situation and if seismic numbers are such that an earthquake could be imminent, then needed precautions could be taken.

Meanwhile, The Music Organization of Scotland (MOS) reports that the British heavy metal band, Camel Toe, will be headlining a concert at Glasgow's Plaid Kilt Arena, with the opening act being The Sherwood Forest Wankers.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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