Canada is sending the battleship 'Margaret Trudeau' to Ukraine

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 30 June 2023

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Justin named the warship in honor of his mum.

The Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has informed the citziens of Canada that he will will sending Canada's battleship, The Margaret Trudeau, to aid the Ukraininan government in it's battle to defeat the Russian forces of President Putin./strong]

Trudeau stated that he personally named the newest, most powerful Canadian war vessel after his mother, the former very popular wife of his father, Pierre Trudeau.

The warship carries a crew of 4,000, and is equipped with a state-of-the-art radar system that can even detect enemy stealth bombers.

SIDENOTE: The Margaret Trudeau is commanded by Capt. Phineas Young, who is a first cousin of Neil Young, a member of the folk rock band, Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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