Spend your next vacation in – of all places – Israel! We want your tourist dollars! Look at all we have to offer.
The “holy” sites of three religions! You know it’s always a good idea when any religion meets another religion – they don’t start fighting like tigers and lions, they fight like that most evil of all animals – Homo sapiens! It started in the Year 1 B.C. and still hasn’t stopped! Thanks, Jehovah!
And what else?
Ever wanted to see Israeli police shoot an unarmed man in the streets? Watch him die slow, begging his god for mercy, as the cops take another shot and another and another as his wife and children cry and none of the witnesses can kick a cop in the face to stop it …
How about this funtime hobby of Israelis – arresting a three-year-old child! You know you’re living in a stable and democratic country that believes in love and freedom and the right to keep and bear enough handcuffs to arrest all the Palestinian children wandering the streets looking for their dead parents.
I bet the Israelis love their many traditions and all the advertisement that goes into keeping those traditions alive. Ever seen them tear down banners advertising a Muslim tradition, a holiday, a day of rest and relaxation and not getting shot by rubber bullets – or hot lead? You can see the Israelis in all their hypocrisy – don’t do it to me, but I’m sure as hell gonna do it to you – and then call myself the victim!
Ever seen a single nation get billions every year from the USA – helping Israeli “security” forces (what are they securing? Aren’t they the threat? A gun versus a thrown rock … hmmm, sounds fair) buy more bullets and guns and tear gas and phosphorus and other arms to kill as many Palestinians as possible.
Come to Israel … the shithole of the Middle East. (is it shit or shat, since they’ve already done it … no, they’re still doing it but want the world to think they’re not doing it. Damn those journalists! So shit or shat or possibly Shatner – no! never blaspheme the name of the One True God!)
Only in Israel (well, maybe France and all across the USA as well) can you see people die in the streets, in their homes, in their cars, or just walking down the streets trying to enjoy the weather and not have it be the last thing they ever see.
Makes you wanna spend your money there and support the killers, don’t it?
And to think that half the world calls this shithole holy. Does holy mean shithole? (Asking for an alien who just landed and can’t get his head around the concept of religion and how Homo sapiens define goodness.)
Come to Israel – where mass shootings happen daily and nightly and even more when the TV cameras aren’t filming (but Israeli “forces” know how to kill a Palestinian female journalist who dared report the news!)
Or stay home and wait for Armageddon. Isn’t that an ancient promise that one day Israel and that entire region won’t exist anymore?
Ah the future’s so bright I gotta wear shades … run! Here comes the nuclear fallout! And more ‘security’ forces! The frying pan and the fire don’t know whom to kill first.
Israel … where people die every day, hoping for a better world where religions and gods don’t exist.
