Funny story: "Jeremy Kyle Dropped Me from His Show"

"Jeremy Kyle Dropped Me from His Show"

"I was going to be a TV star, I was living the dream, until Jeremy Kyle told me he wouldn't broadcast my segment of the show. I was devastated." These were the words of perennial fat bloke Mr Tristram Lard of Balham, south London, as he told The S...

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Funny story: Bloody Who?

Bloody Who?

Bloody Who? I was watching a daytime quiz show, I think ITV2 It was chock full of celebrities, none of whom I knew I didn’t know the TV stars or the smiley, smiley host 'Cos I’d never watched their reality shows that people love the most No, I...

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Funny story: X-Factor Cast-Off Drew Ryniewicz, 14, Is Still Extremely Devastated and Is Now Contemplating Suing Simon Cowell

X-Factor Cast-Off Drew Ryniewicz, 14, Is Still Extremely Devastated and Is Now Contemplating Suing Simon Cowell

CHINO VALLEY, Arizona - Drew Ryniewicz is back home in Chino Valley, Arizona and she is still upset at having been eliminated from X-Factor. The little, bitty, skinny, 14-year-old singer met with Sangria Wine of TV ClickerWorld and had a nice chat...

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Funny story: Lots Of Other Networks Want Duck Dynasty

Lots Of Other Networks Want Duck Dynasty

Several television networks are telling A&E Network that if they decide to drop the Duck Dynasty show, they are willing to pick it up. They might even get into a bidding war. One story out is that Merrill Sport, owner of the Christian-affi...

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Funny story: Jesus H. Crikey to host new reality show!

Jesus H. Crikey to host new reality show!

Last night, while in a deep meditational state, I channelled the cosmic energy life force of one of the great mystical major domo dudes of this century, and a couple of others, at the very least. Jesus H. Crikey! Yep! the one and only. Below, I have related what his life force herbal essence type remnants of self deposited within the nook and cranny recesses of my unworthy mind. NOTE:...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Invites Honey Boo Boo To Visit North Korea

Kim Jong Un Invites Honey Boo Boo To Visit North Korea

McINTYRE, Georgia - There is surprise in the Alana Thompson household as little Honey Boo Boo child as she refers to herself has been invited to visit North Korea by Kim Jong Un. At first Honey Boo Boo's mama, June "Mama" Shannon thought that the...

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Funny story: All-Star Celebrity Apprentice - Donald Trump Fires Brett Michael's In Season Opener

All-Star Celebrity Apprentice - Donald Trump Fires Brett Michael's In Season Opener

NEW YORK CITY - Season 13 of All-Star Celebrity Apprentice proved to be bad luck for rock singer Brett Michaels as he was the year's first victim. Brett was definitely thrown under the bus by the black and white tandem of Omarosa and Brande Roderi...

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Funny story: Jungle Antics Hide Secret Sorrows

Jungle Antics Hide Secret Sorrows

Top ITV hit 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here' is tonight tottering on the brink of coming off the rails and all turning to shit.

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Funny story: Celebrity Apprentice's First Victim - Donald Trump Fires David Cassidy

Celebrity Apprentice's First Victim - Donald Trump Fires David Cassidy

NEW YORK CITY - Another season of Donald Trumps Celebrity Apprentice has just hit the airwaves and this group is certainly one of the motliest gathering of folks to ever grace the Donald's show. Some of the more 'better known' contestants include...

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Funny story: Celebrity Witchhunt - The TV Show

Celebrity Witchhunt - The TV Show

I demand a new reality TV show called "Celebrity Witchhunt". In the show, possibly fronted by Davina Macall, we would have two teams - Team A: made up of B-list celebrities...

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Funny story: Megyn Kelly Defends Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson - Says Most Gays Are White

Megyn Kelly Defends Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson - Says Most Gays Are White

NEW YORK CITY - FOX News reporter Megyn Kelly who has been involved in a bit of a brouhaha herself lately, said in an interview with GOPicky Magazine that Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson is being unfairly judged. Kelly stated that Robertson did not...

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Funny story: Shocking News Coming Out Of Australia Is That Kate Gosselin Had The P*e Kicked Out Of Her By A Deranged Kangaroo

Shocking News Coming Out Of Australia Is That Kate Gosselin Had The P*e Kicked Out Of Her By A Deranged Kangaroo

BRISBANE, Australia - Word coming out from 'The Land Down Under' is that Kate Gosselin, star of Kate Plus 8 was viciously kicked by what is being described by an Australian game warden as a deranged kangaroo. Kate and her eight brats, ah make that kids, had flown to Australia, the home of Keith Urban, Nicole Kidman, Mel Gibson, and Mick Dundee, to film some episodes for her award-winning cable...

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Funny story: Hanoi Jane Wins Reality Show Poll As "America's Favorite Traitor"

Hanoi Jane Wins Reality Show Poll As "America's Favorite Traitor"

Jane Fonda, long called Hanoi Jane by anyone who actually remembers the 60′s in anything other than a drugged out haze, has been voted the top American Traitor in an independent news poll. The results of the poll, which will air on a new reality...

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Funny story: "To Catch A Predator's" Chris Hansen Caught With His Pants Down

"To Catch A Predator's" Chris Hansen Caught With His Pants Down

PALM BEACH, Florida - The man who makes his living being the nation's number one undercover sleuth has himself now been caught with his pants down under the covers so to speak. Chris Hansen, who stars in the reality show To Catch A Predator was ca...

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Funny story: TV Review: It's Organised Crime Week On The Apprentice!

TV Review: It's Organised Crime Week On The Apprentice!

At the start of this week's episode, Laird Shergar addressed the remaining candidates from the back of Derek Trotter's van: "It's an unknown fact that 25 Squillion quid is lost each year to the black economy," explained Lady Shagger. "These crimin...

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Funny story: President Obama Confesses That His Favorite Reality TV Show Is The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania

President Obama Confesses That His Favorite Reality TV Show Is The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama recently invited a group of television writers and reporters to the White House to talk about the state of modern day television shows and programming. The president expressed to them that he would like to see a...

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Funny story: Trump Wants To Host The Apprentice In White House

Trump Wants To Host The Apprentice In White House

Donald Trump has a global empire worth billions and he owes hundreds of millions of dollars to foreign lenders, including the government-owned Bank of China. He has business interests in at least 14 countries, many authoritarian regimes. Although p...

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Funny story: A Celebrity Expands Her Sexual Orientation

A Celebrity Expands Her Sexual Orientation

Television personality Caitlyn Jenner announced yesterday that she is radically broadening her sexual orientation to include a host of other erotic preferences. "I simply had to do it," she said while browsing the 'personal lube' department of Big...

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Funny story: James Bond Casting Enters Reality TV

James Bond Casting Enters Reality TV

Sony Pictures has announced that the mystery of who will be the next James Bond will be solved the way all decisions are made today: via reality television.

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Funny story: 'What Would You Do?' TV Show In Trouble With Animal Rights Group

'What Would You Do?' TV Show In Trouble With Animal Rights Group

New York, NY - ABC's hit television show, 'What Would You Do?' has enjoyed years of ratings success by setting up awkward hidden-camera scenes in public, to see how the masses of humanity would react. Usually, the show likes to shed light on bullying...

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