Megyn Kelly Defends Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson - Says Most Gays Are White

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 22 December 2013

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Megyn Kelly (shown in photo) says she often wonders why so many gays lisp.

NEW YORK CITY - FOX News reporter Megyn Kelly who has been involved in a bit of a brouhaha herself lately, said in an interview with GOPicky Magazine that Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson is being unfairly judged.

Kelly stated that Robertson did not really compare gays to animals he just stated that when gays ride animals it is usually sidesaddle.

The talking head further noted that the most popular ducks in the world are white ducks.

She pointed out that the most beautiful swans in the world are white swans and further commented that the most happiest polar bears in the world are white polar bears.

Megyn confessed that she just calls them the way she sees them. She then added that everyone knows that most gays and most lesbianites are white.

She ended her interview by saying that Christmas is white; as in the song "White Christmas" by David Crosby.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: I'm pretty sure that Blondie meant to say Bing Crosby.]

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