White Man Has TV Trial – With Great Ratings!

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Sunday, 5 March 2023

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A white man named Murdaugh, who was a lawyer – one of the 1%, for Christ’s sake – has finished his trail that made the news and received great ratings!

Another white person in court! When will the madness end? The GOP are blaming the Dems, who are blaming Russia and China, who are doing all they can to hack into various nations to turn the news in their favor, as martyrs or shirtless horsemen or Winnie the Pooh “bad boys”.

The white man’s court case gripped the nation – not seen since the OJ Simpson trial, which lasted a whole year! And had better ratings, but media outlets want a white man on trial at least once a week, especially during sweeps.

Great news for the future of reality television.

Meanwhile, over 5000 black men and black women had their trials at the same time as that of the white man, and most were found guilty, and those who were not are currently being watched day and night by police just in case they decide to commit crimes. However, not a single one of their trials ever made the news nor ever saw a TV camera in court.

PS: This just in! A pretty blonde white girl has gone missing! The news agencies of the world will stay with this story all night and day until that poor girl (and likely her non-white kidnapper, though no one said anything about kidnapping, but people will assume the worse, won’t they?) are found!

PPS: Don’t tell me the media doesn’t manipulate, doesn’t pick and choose which stories to publicize!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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