A man sues a movie theater complex because the popcorn burned off both of his tonsils
An octogenarian man named Barsninio Barkweather, 88, living in Poughkeepsie, New York is suing the Happy Times 16 Theater Complex located inPoughkeepsie. According to Barkweather's attorney, Della Frumpwax, he was sitting in Theater #13, eating po…Read full story
Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley star in the X-rated Movie "Screams Galore"
LaLaLand Daily writer Willow Tulsa brings exciting news from the entertainment industry, as two of the wackiest daredevils have joined forces to co-star in a laugh-out-loud comedy flick. Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley team up in the uproarious film, "…Read full story
"Deep Throat - The Rescheduled Dental Visit" breaks box office records
Tri-Moon Pictures reports that the recently released sequel to "Deep Throat - The Dental Visit" has broken box office ticket sales for the summer. The movie sequel is titled "Deep Throat - The Dental Visit Rescheduled." Tinsel Town movie critic…Read full story
Adolf Hitler thought his life was a movie
A lot of people go to the cinema to see their favourite actors on the big screen. In the case of Adolf Hitler, he actually thought he was an actor in a major film production called "The Great Rise of a German Bonaparte." His doctor recalls not hav…Read full story
Christopher Nolan sets off real nuclear bomb in Oppenheimer
Acclaimed director Christopher Nolan is currently working on his latest motion picture "Oppenheimer." "Oppenheimer" is the story of physicist J. Robert Oppenheimer and his contributions to the Manhattan Project in World War II. Cillian Murphy, known…Read full story
"Hell On Wheels" star Anson Mount who is Taylor Swift's boyfriend to star in the remake of "Gunfight At The OK Corral"
Wild West film enthusiasts are overjoyed with the thrilling news that Anson Mount, the charismatic star of the popular TV series "Hell On Wheels," has officially inked a deal to portray the iconic Wyatt Earp in the highly-anticipated Tri-Moon Film pr…Read full story
Jennifer Lopez and Pretzel Garibaldi to star in the R-rated, "The Rodeo Drive Rodeo Queens"
Hollywood Vis-a-Vis writer Ursula Sassafras, has just announced that two of today's hottest Latinas, Jennifer Lopez and Pretzel Garibaldi will soon be starring in a Tri-Moon Films motion picture. Prepare for "The Rodeo Drive Rodeo Queens," where t…Read full story
Denver Opens Up Colorado's First Marijuana Movie Theater
DENVER - The management of Denver's Zebulon Pike 16 Movie Theater Complex has just announced that they will be turning one of their 16 movie theaters into a marijuana smoking theater. Lance Swanee, 29, who manages the movie complex said that the m...Read full story
Taylor Lautner Steroid Scandal Rocks "New Moon" Set!
VANCOUVER, British Columbia - New Moon cast members today accused co-star Taylor Lautner, 17, of "doping" on the set, taking performance-enhancing drugs clearly in violation of his contract terms. They alleged that, beginning in January 2009 with...Read full story
Britney Spears Will Be Starring In "Hey Y'all I'm One Hot, Sexy Babe - The Story of Marjorie Taylor Greene""
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that Tri-Moon Films in association with Tri-Titan Films will soon begin filming the motion picture based on the life of Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene. The movie's title is "Hey Y…Read full story
"2 Girls 1 Cup" Movie Remake Has Been Banned In 109 Countries
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The much-anticipated remake of the nasty-as-sh*t film, "2 Girls 1 Cup" has finally hit the movie theaters. The Los Angeles Watchdog Witnesser newspaper is reporting that the Pipe Dreams Films production, which is produc…Read full story
“The View’s” Whoopi Goldberg to Star as Aunt Jemima in the Movie, "The Damn Civil War Really, Really Sucked"
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – LaLaLand Daily reports that the host of “The View” has just been signed to star in a movie about the American Civil War. Whoopi Goldberg, who probably hates Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump even more than Nancy Pelosi, Hil…Read full story
Angelina Jolie Embarks on a New Film Project
After five years, Angelina Jolie is back to directing. She will lead the film 'A Turkey Monster Loose in Manhattan', based on a bestselling novel by a kindergarden girl named Annie May. May's mum helped write the novel based on her daughter's wil…Read full story
Video Discovered of Wayans Brothers in Shocking 2004 White Face Incident
Hollywood - Local news outlets have discovered a disturbing 15-year-old video, clearly showing Shawn and Marlon Wayans, famous comedians and movie directors, wearing "white face" costumes during the filming of one of their movies. The duo could...Read full story
Avatar 3 Leaked — The Na'vi Take New York
Los Angeles - A fake journalist for the Hollywood gossip website, The Celebrity Teabagger claims to know several details about Avatar 3, including some shocking details that might put its PG rating in peril. The journalist won't say her source, bu…Read full story
Elizabeth Hurley, Ann Coulter, and Marjorie Taylor Greene To Star In The Motion Picture, "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly – Part 2"
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Lion's Face Pictures in association with Solar System Films has just announced that England's most famous actress Elizabeth Hurley, has agreed to appear in the motion picture "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly - Part 2" with…Read full story
Nina Dobrev, Kim Kardashian, and Sofia Vergara To Star In "The Sucking Demonic Vampires of West Virginia"
HOLLYWOOD - (Entertainment Satire) - LaLaLand Daily has just announced that Lewd Libido Films will soon begin filming the highly-anticipated vampire motion picture titled, "The Sucking Demonic Vampires of West Virginia." The movie will star Nina D…Read full story