Funny story: Comic Book Characters Too Macho for Disney

Comic Book Characters Too Macho for Disney

If, like me, you grew up in the 1960s or 1970s, you will be familiar with comics. Lying on your tummy and reading about superheroes was a weekly event. Sadly hollywood is going woke and ruining even American favourites. Here's a few of my heroes who...

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Funny story: Wife not looking forward to the next Star Wars film

Wife not looking forward to the next Star Wars film

Lorraine Johnson sat through space documentary The Last Jedi with her husband Gary, partly out of affection, but more because she was told that heart-throb actor Tom Hardy was in it. She now dreads sitting through The Rise of Skywalker when it is rel...

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Funny story: Ugly Person Accidentally Appears In Teen Movie

Ugly Person Accidentally Appears In Teen Movie

HOLLYWOOD - Producers here are apologizing to audiences today after they allowed an ugly person to appear in their teen movie entitled "Good-Looking People Get Killed Because of Technology." "We are very embarrassed," said Milton Lee, Director and...

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Funny story: Man's Telephone Has Lost Its Color Function, And Is Now Black-And-White Only, Like 'Rumble Fish' (1983)

Man's Telephone Has Lost Its Color Function, And Is Now Black-And-White Only, Like 'Rumble Fish' (1983)

A telephone that has lost its color function, so that everything that appears on its screen is in black-and-white only, reminded its owner of one of his all-time favorite films, the Francis Ford Coppola-produced 'Rumble Fish' (1983). The telephone...

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Funny story: Democrats watching Dave for inspiration

Democrats watching Dave for inspiration

Democrats in Washington are watching the political documentary, Dave, starring Kevin Kline and Sigourney Weaver for ideas before the next election. Brick Outhouse, a spokesman said 'We said we needed a good comedy to cheer ourselves up, and someon...

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Funny story: Video Discovered of Wayans Brothers in Shocking 2004 White Face Incident

Video Discovered of Wayans Brothers in Shocking 2004 White Face Incident

Hollywood - Local news outlets have discovered a disturbing 15-year-old video, clearly showing Shawn and Marlon Wayans, famous comedians and movie directors, wearing "white face" costumes during the filming of one of their movies. The duo could...

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Funny story: New Blockbuster Bond Movie Set to Break Records

New Blockbuster Bond Movie Set to Break Records

A new James Bond film is set to break all box office records. Called "Never Live Again Unless Once More Over The Eight" it sets out to give Bond a human face: Explained producer Erin Broccoli with his writer-director son Benjamin; "Well, we figured i...

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Funny story: Lost Symbol just a National Treasure rip-off?

Lost Symbol just a National Treasure rip-off?

It has been suggested that Dan Brown's latest novel steals the plot and vast swathes from the 2004 movie "National Treasure", starring Nicolas Cage and Diane Kruger. Brown, author of the bestselling The Da Vinci Code, just released the sequel, The L...

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Funny story: Britain's legacy of rodent soldiers

Britain's legacy of rodent soldiers

A new film is in the cinemas which aims to shed light on a little known chapter of Britain's military history. Entitled "War Hamster", it tells the story of a young man called Albert Furbottom who takes his pet hamster with him to fight in the First World War. Albert is only aged 15 at the outbreak of the war, but after seeing all his elder brothers sign up, he follows them to the recruitment o...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi to Reprise Role in Sequel to Brazil Movie

Nancy Pelosi to Reprise Role in Sequel to Brazil Movie

Hollywood - Nancy Pelosi has agreed to appear in the sequel to the 1985 movie, Brazil. The trippy movie based on George Orwell's book, 1984, is scheduled to be released in late 2015. Pelosi appeared in the original film to play Mrs. Ida Lowry...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp and Taylor Swift to Star As Keith Richards and Mick Jagger in Rolling Stones Biopic

Johnny Depp and Taylor Swift to Star As Keith Richards and Mick Jagger in Rolling Stones Biopic

The announcement of a Rolling Stones biopic by Hollywood has excited both the worlds of music and movies. Announcements of the stars drove fans even more wild to "Get No Satisfaction." Johnny Depp will play Keith Richards in the biopic. Said Dep...

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Funny story: Miraculous Bastards: New Tarantino Film Rescues Anne Frank From Nazis

Miraculous Bastards: New Tarantino Film Rescues Anne Frank From Nazis

Alert! Spoilers are ahead if you have not read the book or seen the movie. Another film--another controversy: Miraculous Bastards is the latest film from director Quentin Tarantino and it's already riled his critics. In this story, time travelers...

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Funny story: The Girl, Not the Director

The Girl, Not the Director

HBO's biographical assassination of Alfred Hitchcock and his relationship to his 'discovery' 'Tippi' Hedren became the subject of a television biopic-short on bio and long on picking at the scab. It's called The Girl not The Birds revisited. T...

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Funny story: Heather Mills "Made Porn Films"

Heather Mills "Made Porn Films"

A German newspaper has printed allegations that former model Heather Mills appeared in "countless" porno movies and magazines during the 1980's.

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Porn Past

Sarah Palin's Porn Past

The Republican party was reeling this evening after revelations that its vice presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, had starred in a series of low budget Canadian softcore porn movies in the late 1970s. The films, with titles like Confessions of a...

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Funny story: Katy Perry honoured by the gay community

Katy Perry honoured by the gay community

The female pop star responsible for "I kissed a girl and I liked it" has been chosen to receive the next Vanguard award for her contribution to promoting equal rights for the LGBT community. Katy Perry reached the number one spot with her single a...

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Funny story: Alex Pettyfer Explains Why He Will Not Remove His Ex-Girlfriend Emma Robert's Tattoo From His Right Wrist

Alex Pettyfer Explains Why He Will Not Remove His Ex-Girlfriend Emma Robert's Tattoo From His Right Wrist

UPPER TOOTING, England - Alex Pettyfer, a young English actor who first gained world wide acclaim when he appeared in the spy thriller Stormbreaker, was seen visiting one of his high school chums Harold Blenkinsopp who resides in Upper Tooting. Alex was spotted by a reporter for The Bees Knees News Agency Birmingham Cribworthy and asked about his relationship with American actress Dianna Agron.

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Funny story: John Edwards' Baby Mama Rielle Hunter Denies That She Is The Mother of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Love Child

John Edwards' Baby Mama Rielle Hunter Denies That She Is The Mother of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Love Child

FORT LAUDERDALE, Florida - Rielle Hunter, the mother of Senator John Edward's love child, is denying that she is also the mother of former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child. The skinny blonde who is no stranger to the world of controvers...

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Funny story: iPhone Upgrade To Have Built in Enema Function

iPhone Upgrade To Have Built in Enema Function

How nifty is the new iphone?! It does everything. You can phone your friends, text message them, email them, chat with them; listen to your music, watch your movies, surf the web; use the built-in swiss army knife to open beers, and 8 or 9 later stab a friend; and otherwise pretend that technology is making your more rather than less social. All in that with a touch-sensitive screen in a little sm...

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Funny story: Hospital Patients Willing to Stop Treatment To Watch Avengers Endgame

Hospital Patients Willing to Stop Treatment To Watch Avengers Endgame

There are 16,500 hospitals around the world according to Cybermetrics Lab. Apparently, due to the fact that the Avengers franchise have created such a massive cult, 70% hospitals around the world had to stop their treatments, operations, medical supp...

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