A man sues a movie theater complex because the popcorn burned off both of his tonsils
An octogenarian man named Barsninio Barkweather, 88, living in Poughkeepsie, New York is suing the Happy Times 16 Theater Complex located inPoughkeepsie. According to Barkweather's attorney, Della Frumpwax, he was sitting in Theater #13, eating po…
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Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley star in the X-rated Movie "Screams Galore"
LaLaLand Daily writer Willow Tulsa brings exciting news from the entertainment industry, as two of the wackiest daredevils have joined forces to co-star in a laugh-out-loud comedy flick. Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley team up in the uproarious film, "…
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"Deep Throat - The Rescheduled Dental Visit" breaks box office records
Tri-Moon Pictures reports that the recently released sequel to "Deep Throat - The Dental Visit" has broken box office ticket sales for the summer. The movie sequel is titled "Deep Throat - The Dental Visit Rescheduled." Tinsel Town movie critic…
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Adolf Hitler thought his life was a movie
A lot of people go to the cinema to see their favourite actors on the big screen. In the case of Adolf Hitler, he actually thought he was an actor in a major film production called "The Great Rise of a German Bonaparte." His doctor recalls not hav…
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Christopher Nolan sets off real nuclear bomb in Oppenheimer
Acclaimed director Christopher Nolan is currently working on his latest motion picture "Oppenheimer." "Oppenheimer" is the story of physicist J. Robert Oppenheimer and his contributions to the Manhattan Project in World War II. Cillian Murphy, known…
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"Hell On Wheels" star Anson Mount who is Taylor Swift's boyfriend to star in the remake of "Gunfight At The OK Corral"
Wild West film enthusiasts are overjoyed with the thrilling news that Anson Mount, the charismatic star of the popular TV series "Hell On Wheels," has officially inked a deal to portray the iconic Wyatt Earp in the highly-anticipated Tri-Moon Film pr…
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Elizabeth Hurley To Star In The R-Rated “Austin Powers – The Geriatric Years”
Nina Dobrev Says No To a Nude Scene in Her Upcoming Bloodsucking Movie “The Psychotic Venomous Vampires of Valdosta”
Leslie Nielsen has Last Laugh from the Grave
A List of The Top Space Alien Motion Pictures of All-Time
The most futuristic King Kong movie
Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, Nina Dobrev, and Brad Pitt To Star In "Revenge of The Vajazzled Vampire Vixens 2"
Boris Johnson Finally Admits He's A Muppet
Vampire Shark!
A List of Ten Trivia Facts Regarding Tom Cruise's Latest Hit Movie, "Top Gun: Maverick"
Newlyweds Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck To Star In The Motion Picture, "Pretty Woman - The Middle Aged Years"
Scarlett Johansson To Star With Nina Dobrev, Ian Somerhalder, and Paul Wesley In the New Vampire Diaries Movie, “Space Invaders Land In Mystic Falls”
Man wants comedy date like they have in the films
Jennifer Lopez and Pretzel Garibaldi to star in the R-rated, "The Rodeo Drive Rodeo Queens"
Hollywood Vis-a-Vis writer Ursula Sassafras, has just announced that two of today's hottest Latinas, Jennifer Lopez and Pretzel Garibaldi will soon be starring in a Tri-Moon Films motion picture. Prepare for "The Rodeo Drive Rodeo Queens," where t…
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Denver Opens Up Colorado's First Marijuana Movie Theater
DENVER - The management of Denver's Zebulon Pike 16 Movie Theater Complex has just announced that they will be turning one of their 16 movie theaters into a marijuana smoking theater. Lance Swanee, 29, who manages the movie complex said that the m...
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Taylor Lautner Steroid Scandal Rocks "New Moon" Set!
VANCOUVER, British Columbia - New Moon cast members today accused co-star Taylor Lautner, 17, of "doping" on the set, taking performance-enhancing drugs clearly in violation of his contract terms. They alleged that, beginning in January 2009 with...
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Britney Spears Will Be Starring In "Hey Y'all I'm One Hot, Sexy Babe - The Story of Marjorie Taylor Greene""
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that Tri-Moon Films in association with Tri-Titan Films will soon begin filming the motion picture based on the life of Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene. The movie's title is "Hey Y…
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"2 Girls 1 Cup" Movie Remake Has Been Banned In 109 Countries
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The much-anticipated remake of the nasty-as-sh*t film, "2 Girls 1 Cup" has finally hit the movie theaters. The Los Angeles Watchdog Witnesser newspaper is reporting that the Pipe Dreams Films production, which is produc…
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“The View’s” Whoopi Goldberg to Star as Aunt Jemima in the Movie, "The Damn Civil War Really, Really Sucked"
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – LaLaLand Daily reports that the host of “The View” has just been signed to star in a movie about the American Civil War. Whoopi Goldberg, who probably hates Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump even more than Nancy Pelosi, Hil…
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Angelina Jolie Embarks on a New Film Project
After five years, Angelina Jolie is back to directing. She will lead the film 'A Turkey Monster Loose in Manhattan', based on a bestselling novel by a kindergarden girl named Annie May. May's mum helped write the novel based on her daughter's wil…
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Video Discovered of Wayans Brothers in Shocking 2004 White Face Incident
Hollywood - Local news outlets have discovered a disturbing 15-year-old video, clearly showing Shawn and Marlon Wayans, famous comedians and movie directors, wearing "white face" costumes during the filming of one of their movies. The duo could...
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Avatar 3 Leaked — The Na'vi Take New York
Los Angeles - A fake journalist for the Hollywood gossip website, The Celebrity Teabagger claims to know several details about Avatar 3, including some shocking details that might put its PG rating in peril. The journalist won't say her source, bu…
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Elizabeth Hurley, Ann Coulter, and Marjorie Taylor Greene To Star In The Motion Picture, "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly – Part 2"
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Lion's Face Pictures in association with Solar System Films has just announced that England's most famous actress Elizabeth Hurley, has agreed to appear in the motion picture "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly - Part 2" with…
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Nina Dobrev, Kim Kardashian, and Sofia Vergara To Star In "The Sucking Demonic Vampires of West Virginia"
HOLLYWOOD - (Entertainment Satire) - LaLaLand Daily has just announced that Lewd Libido Films will soon begin filming the highly-anticipated vampire motion picture titled, "The Sucking Demonic Vampires of West Virginia." The movie will star Nina D…
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Britney Spears Will Be Starring In "Hey Y'all I'm One Hot, Sexy Babe - The Story of Marjorie Taylor Greene""
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Nina Dobrev, Kim Kardashian, and Sofia Vergara To Star In "The Sucking Demonic Vampires of West Virginia"
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Avatar 3 Leaked — The Na'vi Take New York
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"Hell On Wheels" star Anson Mount who is Taylor Swift's boyfriend to star in the remake of "Gunfight At The OK Corral"
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A man sues a movie theater complex because the popcorn burned off both of his tonsils
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Cheryl Cole and Liz Hurley star in the X-rated Movie "Screams Galore"
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Adolf Hitler thought his life was a movie
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Heather Mills "Made Porn Films"
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Taylor Lautner Steroid Scandal Rocks "New Moon" Set!
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Video Discovered of Wayans Brothers in Shocking 2004 White Face Incident
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Zulu Remake In The Works
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“The View’s” Whoopi Goldberg to Star as Aunt Jemima in the Movie, "The Damn Civil War Really, Really Sucked"
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Elizabeth Hurley, Ann Coulter, and Marjorie Taylor Greene To Star In The Motion Picture, "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly – Part 2"
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Angelina Jolie Embarks on a New Film Project
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Christopher Nolan sets off real nuclear bomb in Oppenheimer
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Jennifer Lopez and Pretzel Garibaldi to star in the R-rated, "The Rodeo Drive Rodeo Queens"
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"Deep Throat - The Rescheduled Dental Visit" breaks box office records
