Hospital Patients Willing to Stop Treatment To Watch Avengers Endgame
There are 16,500 hospitals around the world according to Cybermetrics Lab. Apparently, due to the fact that the Avengers franchise have created such a massive cult, 70% hospitals around the world had to stop their treatments, operations, medical supp...
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Man's Telephone Has Lost Its Color Function, And Is Now Black-And-White Only, Like 'Rumble Fish' (1983)
A telephone that has lost its color function, so that everything that appears on its screen is in black-and-white only, reminded its owner of one of his all-time favorite films, the Francis Ford Coppola-produced 'Rumble Fish' (1983). The telephone...
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Video Discovered of Wayans Brothers in Shocking 2004 White Face Incident
Hollywood - Local news outlets have discovered a disturbing 15-year-old video, clearly showing Shawn and Marlon Wayans, famous comedians and movie directors, wearing "white face" costumes during the filming of one of their movies. The duo could...
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New Blockbuster Bond Movie Set to Break Records
A new James Bond film is set to break all box office records. Called "Never Live Again Unless Once More Over The Eight" it sets out to give Bond a human face: Explained producer Erin Broccoli with his writer-director son Benjamin; "Well, we figured i...
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Heather Mills "Made Porn Films"
A German newspaper has printed allegations that former model Heather Mills appeared in "countless" porno movies and magazines during the 1980's.
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Twilight Three: The Eclipse May Include Sarah Boyle Songs
The latest rumor out of Hollywood and filtering into Vancouver, British Columbia where the Twilight movies were filmed, is that not only have several of the actors in the first two Twilight movies signed a contract to do a third, "The Eclipse", but t...
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Film Babies, or: When Movies Mate
Gazza becomes Freddy
Barack Obama signs law that stops actors from playing more than one Superhero on screen
Arab World Upset At New Movie "The Men Who Sleep With Goats"
Wolfie Smith Returns to Tooting in Balham Film Director's New Release
Taylor Lautner Steroid Scandal Rocks "New Moon" Set!
Actor who always plays 'angry', quite laid-back in real-life
Cyrus and Spears OUT, Hannah Montana to Play Montana Wildhack in Slaughter House Five Remake
Movie Review: Allie and the Pipsqueaks
Trump to Star in Spaghetti Western Remakes
Mary-Kate Olsen to Drop out of College
Miss Fancy Pants
Elderly Take Over Virginia Old Folks Home
At 5:56 p.m on August 11, 2014, Christiansberg, Virginia police received a call from inside the Christiansberg Retirement Home. On the other line was a frightened employee who claimed that the entire home was being taken over by riot. I am as sho...
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"Breakfast at Tiffany's" being remade in 2009
LOS ANGELES, CA - Looks like there's a new Holly Golightly in town, and her name is Lindsay Lohan. Miss Lohan was chosen out of thousands of actresses looking to star in the remake of the famous black and white film, Breakfast at Tiffany's, s...
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Twilite's New Moon's "Extra" Werewolf Troubling Some, Scaring Others
An odd thing has happened as Alex Meraz was reviewing all the different film angles he shot during the "Werewolf" scenes, there's an extra werewolf. "I filmed this whole segment and the fans will not be disappointed at the transformation of the ma...
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Michael Moore "Sicko" Movie Frightens UK Doctors
Michael Moore's controversial new movie "Sicko" which highlights flaws in the US Health Care system has struck fear into the hearts of UK doctors, who are already aware that everything that happens in the US comes to the UK exactly four...
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Enlightening: Former Magazine Eaters Reveal why Alien (1979) Made Them Quit Eating Magazines Forever.
Back in the day, you could walk down the street and see hundreds of people happily devouring their tasty paper treats. Listening to the groans of them as they tried their best to breathe through the crevices in the paper. These days, you barely ever...
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Kristen Stewart To Play Miley Cyrus in Biopic of Taylor Swift, Says Cheryl Cole's Friend Simon Cowell
Hollywood actress and Twilight Star Kristen Stewart will play Hannah Montana actress Miley Cyrus in an upcoming biopic of recent Grammy winning country singer Taylor Swift. This information was according to Cheryl Cole, who said that she received th...
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The Oscars: James Bulger Film Favorite To Win The 'Sickest Reason For Making A Movie' Category
The controversial film about the circumstances surrounding the murder of toddler, James Bulger, in Bootle, Merseyside, has been nominated for an award at the Oscars in the 'Sickest Reason For Making A Film' category. 'Detainment' uses police trans...
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Cumming soon to a toy story near you
HOLLYWEIRD, CA -- Dizzy Pixie has announced plans to produce Toy Store 1000, which is scheduled to be released sometime in June, 2015. After years of false starts and setbacks, Pixie head Johnny Lasso, who will direct the film, said his team was f...
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Prosecutors look the other way in Seagull case
La La Land—Prosecutors in La La Land (aka Los Angeles) announced that martial arts expert and occasional “actor” Steven Seagull will not be prosecuted for a 2002 sexual assault he (allegedly) committed against a former model. According to the mode...
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Denver Opens Up Colorado's First Marijuana Movie Theater
DENVER - The management of Denver's Zebulon Pike 16 Movie Theater Complex has just announced that they will be turning one of their 16 movie theaters into a marijuana smoking theater. Lance Swanee, 29, who manages the movie complex said that the m...
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Game Of Thrones Peter Dinklage Dreams Of Growing Up
Actor Peter Dinklage, who plays Tyrion Lannister in the fantasy HBO drama 'Game of Thrones', has started to grow up, it has been reported. The one-time data processing clerk was born with achondroplasia, a common form of dwarfism, and, until as la...
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The Greatest Action Movie Ever.
The film is about a young world middleweight boxing champion Lance O'Flynn who is also a black belt in Karate and who gets conscripted by MI6 to be trained as a special agent. He shows himself a willing pupil and quickly masters seven languages plus quantum physics. His handsome Irish good looks and natural intelligence, as well as his ability to read the Kama Sutra in Urdu, make him a wow wit...
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President Trump To Change The Ending Of 'In The Heat Of The Night' (1967)
In the latest of a series of ultraradical Right-leaning decisions, US President Donald Trump has decided to change the ending of the highly-influential 1967 Norman Jewison movie, 'In The Heat Of The Night'. The movie starring Rod Steiger and Sidne...
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Kristin Stewart to appear in Indian film, Pattinson to appear in Cowboy film
Kristen Stewart is to appear in an Indian Movie, called Paani, which is the Indian word for water. Meanwhile Robert Pattinson, her co star in Twilight, is to appear in a cowboy Movie, a remake of the successful Gary Cooper, Movie, High Noon. Krist...
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