Funny story - Chris Rock To Star In G.I. Jane 2 With Jada Pinkett Smith, Will Smith, Ricky Gervais, and Yo Yo Afro Woke

Chris Rock To Star In G.I. Jane 2 With Jada Pinkett Smith, Will Smith, Ricky Gervais, and Yo Yo Afro Woke

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Tittle Tattle Tonight has just broken the story that comedian Chris Rock will be staring with Will Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith (Will's wife), rap singer Yo Yo Afro Woke, and Brit twit Ricky Gervais in the sequel to G.I. Jan…

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Funny story - Man wants comedy date like they have in the films

Man wants comedy date like they have in the films

Following his recent demand for a computer like they have in the Films, the unfortunately named Gavin Williamson (no, not the one) has said he would like a comedy first meeting and or blind date like they in the films. 'Yes' said Gavin, writing on…

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Funny story - Rob Pattinson's "The Batman" Is The Greatest Batman Movie of All-Time!

Rob Pattinson's "The Batman" Is The Greatest Batman Movie of All-Time!

HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Every Hollywood movie publication is singing the praises of the latest installment in the Batman franchise. Hollywood Innuendo writer Fajita San Guacamole wrote that Rob Pattinson is the sexiest of any of the previous B…

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Funny story - The Reason Why "The Batman" Was Banned In Russia

The Reason Why "The Batman" Was Banned In Russia

MOSCOW - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily has just revealed why the highly sucessful "The Batman" movie was banned in Russia. Reporter Huckleberry Citrus, said that he spoke with an old high school friend who now lives in Moscow, and he told him tha…

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Funny story - The most futuristic King Kong movie

The most futuristic King Kong movie

Bollywood Press: The remake of the 1933 classic 'King Kong' movie came to a screeching stop before production started as Pixal Animation tries to figure out how to introduce the first sex scene between Kong and his female co-star Scarlett Hansen.

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Funny story - Elizabeth Hurley To Star In The R-Rated “Austin Powers – The Geriatric Years”

Elizabeth Hurley To Star In The R-Rated “Austin Powers – The Geriatric Years”

LONDON – (Satire News) – One of England’s most popular sex symbols has just announced that she will soon be starring in the franchise motion picture, “Austin Powers – The Geriatric Years.” The film will be shot in location in Barcelona, Spain; Kab…

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Funny story - Pretentious Director Admits He Just Doesn't Like Nerd S--t

Pretentious Director Admits He Just Doesn't Like Nerd S--t

Despite not making a good movie since the early Bush Administration, Martin DiBergi has a new movie on the horizon. Don’t worry, you won’t remember it in five days, let alone in five years. Because it’s the only way these people can get publicity for…

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Funny story - Government Shuts Down as HBO Max Log In Spreads Around Congress

Government Shuts Down as HBO Max Log In Spreads Around Congress

The United States government went into a full shutdown today once word of an HBO Max username and password was spread through the congressional halls. Aides on the Hill say that paperwork has piled high on the desks of representatives who are bin…

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Funny story - How To Resurrect Daniel Craig As James Bond And Judi Dench As M

How To Resurrect Daniel Craig As James Bond And Judi Dench As M

Easy. The new film is an old James Bond case, protected under the Official Secrets Act and supervised by Judi Dench as M before Javier Barden killed her in the Skyfall film. Everything works on celluloid. Pay film director Ridley Scott loads…

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Funny story - He Shot His Eye Out!

He Shot His Eye Out!

Ever wonder what happened to Ralphie, the child star of the beloved movie ‘The Christmas Story’? The one who absolutely had to have a Red Ryder BB gun from Santa for Christmas or he would just die? The one who everyone warned that he ‘would shoot his…

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Funny story - Man Watched 'Das Boot', And Felt As If He Were Suffocating

Man Watched 'Das Boot', And Felt As If He Were Suffocating

A man who watched a movie about a World War II submarine and its crew, has revealed how he started to feel claustraphobic, and had trouble breathing, at certain points in the film. Moys Kenwood, 55, purchased a 2-DVD copy of Wolfgang Petersen's cl...

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Funny story - Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck to Star in the R-Rated Remake of “Pretty Woman”

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck to Star in the R-Rated Remake of “Pretty Woman”

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Hollywood Innuendo reporter Fajita San Guacamole has just announced that Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck, known as Bennifer, have just signed to star in the remake of the Tri-Moon Films production of “Pretty Woman.” A sp…

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Funny story - Alex Pettyfer Explains Why He Will Not Remove His Ex-Girlfriend Emma Robert's Tattoo From His Right Wrist

Alex Pettyfer Explains Why He Will Not Remove His Ex-Girlfriend Emma Robert's Tattoo From His Right Wrist

UPPER TOOTING, England - Alex Pettyfer, a young English actor who first gained world wide acclaim when he appeared in the spy thriller Stormbreaker, was seen visiting one of his high school chums Harold Blenkinsopp who resides in Upper Tooting. Alex was spotted by a reporter for The Bees Knees News Agency Birmingham Cribworthy and asked about his relationship with American actress Dianna Agron.

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Funny story - Putin To Produce A Wag The Dog Film

Putin To Produce A Wag The Dog Film

Vladimir Putin to produce a Wag The Dog film on the pretense of Russia's need to invade Ukraine. Dustin Hoffman and Robert De Niro will not be in the cast. Instead, the film will identify fake atrocities enacted by Ukrainians. Russia will then th…

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Funny story - Denver Opens Up Colorado's First Marijuana Movie Theater

Denver Opens Up Colorado's First Marijuana Movie Theater

DENVER - The management of Denver's Zebulon Pike 16 Movie Theater Complex has just announced that they will be turning one of their 16 movie theaters into a marijuana smoking theater. Lance Swanee, 29, who manages the movie complex said that the m...

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Funny story - Scarlett Johansson To Star With Nina Dobrev, Ian Somerhalder, and Paul Wesley In the New Vampire Diaries Movie, “Space Invaders Land In Mystic Falls”

Scarlett Johansson To Star With Nina Dobrev, Ian Somerhalder, and Paul Wesley In the New Vampire Diaries Movie, “Space Invaders Land In Mystic Falls”

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Silver Screen Showcase Magazine has just learned from an unnamed source that production will soon begin on the latest saga of the extremely popular film franchise, “The Vampire Diaries.” SSSM senior reporter Pomona Vox,…

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Funny story - "Breakfast at Tiffany's" being remade in 2009

"Breakfast at Tiffany's" being remade in 2009

LOS ANGELES, CA - Looks like there's a new Holly Golightly in town, and her name is Lindsay Lohan. Miss Lohan was chosen out of thousands of actresses looking to star in the remake of the famous black and white film, Breakfast at Tiffany's, s...

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Funny story - Movie Review: Adam Sandler's "The Ridiculous 6"

Movie Review: Adam Sandler's "The Ridiculous 6"

Although Adam Sandler has made a lot of ridiculous movies, The Ridiculous 6 is his most ridiculous yet. And this film is very offensive, too, making it about as funny as Charles Manson wielding an AR-15. The exclusive film carrier - Netflix - along with Sandler, and at least one other member of the cast, Vanilla Ice, seem to have a insouciant attitude about this matter, but many American Indian...

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Funny story - Men's voices are getting higher

Men's voices are getting higher

Recordings from the early twentieth century have been extensively analysed by students at Uttoxeter University and compared to recordings over the intervening years. There have been several remarkable discoveries, including the fascinating fact that...

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Funny story - “The View’s” Whoopi Goldberg to Star as Aunt Jemima in the Movie, "The Damn Civil War Really, Really Sucked"

“The View’s” Whoopi Goldberg to Star as Aunt Jemima in the Movie, "The Damn Civil War Really, Really Sucked"

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – LaLaLand Daily reports that the host of “The View” has just been signed to star in a movie about the American Civil War. Whoopi Goldberg, who probably hates Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump even more than Nancy Pelosi, Hil…

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