Judi Dench to be Face of the New £1 Coin
London- "The nugget always was a sight for sore eyes during London's nightlife" a Treasury official explained today, "makes sense to put Judi's mugshot on the new £1 coin." Judi Dench, was born with what some call syndrome X -- a kind of Benjamin…
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Britney Spears Will Be Starring In "Hey Y'all I'm One Hot, Sexy Babe - The Story of Marjorie Taylor Greene""
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that Tri-Moon Films in association with Tri-Titan Films will soon begin filming the motion picture based on the life of Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene. The movie's title is "Hey Y…
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Angelina Jolie Embarks on a New Film Project
After five years, Angelina Jolie is back to directing. She will lead the film 'A Turkey Monster Loose in Manhattan', based on a bestselling novel by a kindergarden girl named Annie May. May's mum helped write the novel based on her daughter's wil…
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Taylor Lautner Steroid Scandal Rocks "New Moon" Set!
VANCOUVER, British Columbia - New Moon cast members today accused co-star Taylor Lautner, 17, of "doping" on the set, taking performance-enhancing drugs clearly in violation of his contract terms. They alleged that, beginning in January 2009 with...
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Leslie Nielsen has Last Laugh from the Grave
[Ft. Lauderdale, Fla.] Leslie Nielsen, the comic actor best known for his roles in Airplane! and The Naked Gun, who passed away last week, saved his funniest jokes for friends and mourners at his funeral today. Halfway through the funeral service,...
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A List of The Top Space Alien Motion Pictures of All-Time
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The director of the QuinniPinni Polling Agency, Derek Waterwell had his employees poll 37,208 space fanatics and they were asked to pick their all-time favorite space alien movies. Here are the results... The Top Spa…
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Avatar 3 Leaked — The Na'vi Take New York
Newlyweds Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck To Star In The Motion Picture, "Pretty Woman - The Middle Aged Years"
Eddie Murphy stars in a Hilarious Movie about Golf and it's Downfalls
Pamela Anderson and Jennifer Aniston To Star In The Attack of The Vampire Cicadas
Man Watched 'Das Boot', And Felt As If He Were Suffocating
First Lady raises flag in Oval Office
Sofia Vergara To Portray Melania Trump In The Motion Picture “Be Best.”
Kristen Stewart, Vanessa Hudgens, Nina Dobrev, and Brad Pitt To Star In "Revenge of The Vajazzled Vampire Vixens 2"
Lauren Bacall gets her Tits out at 104
Harry Potter Book 8 Leaked!
"Breakfast at Tiffany's" being remade in 2009
Enforcement Droid ED-209 Kills Company Executive In Horrific Demonstration
Nina Dobrev, Kim Kardashian, and Sofia Vergara To Star In "The Sucking Demonic Vampires of West Virginia"
HOLLYWOOD - (Entertainment Satire) - LaLaLand Daily has just announced that Lewd Libido Films will soon begin filming the highly-anticipated vampire motion picture titled, "The Sucking Demonic Vampires of West Virginia." The movie will star Nina D…
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Emperor Penguin Signs $20 Million Film Deal After Dethroning Daniel Craig, Jesus and Tom Cruise
HOLLYWOOD, Calif. - In the wake of two blockbuster hits, the second highest grossing documentary of all-time "March of the Penguins" and the currently top-rated film, the animated feature "Happy Feet," one of the last of Hollywood...
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“The View’s” Whoopi Goldberg to Star as Aunt Jemima in the Movie, "The Damn Civil War Really, Really Sucked"
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – LaLaLand Daily reports that the host of “The View” has just been signed to star in a movie about the American Civil War. Whoopi Goldberg, who probably hates Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump even more than Nancy Pelosi, Hil…
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Heather Mills "Made Porn Films"
A German newspaper has printed allegations that former model Heather Mills appeared in "countless" porno movies and magazines during the 1980's.
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Tense Throngs Turn Up To Toast Their Theoretical Tyrant - Trump!
Citizens of New York City, America's Gotham, were out in force to celebrate their hero, Donald Trump, today outside a courthouse. Things were looking like they might get ugly for a while when the makeup artist assisting the controversial figure t…
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Reviews for "Joker 2" Already Written
After being one of the biggest movies of 2019, Joker is receiving a sequel. So far, rumors are circulating that the film will be a musical with Lady Gaga playing Harley Quinn. Not a lot of details are known right now – no BTS pics, only vague details…
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Robot Movies to Sweep Oscars in World of Tomorrow
The Oscars are over and already people have forgotten who won what and why. Fame is fleeting, and actors today will be unknown tomorrow. But what about the World of Tomorrow?! Science tells us that computer apps are now able to write screenplay…
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Adam Sandler Gets Role of President Bush
In his quest to become recognized as a "serious" actor, Adam Sandler, famous for his comedy on Saturday Night Live and movies such as Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore and The Wedding Singer, has been cast in a role that will put his talents to the test.
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Nina Dobrev Says No To a Nude Scene in Her Upcoming Bloodsucking Movie “The Psychotic Venomous Vampires of Valdosta”
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – The producers of the new Touch Rock Films motion picture have been informed by its star that she will not be appearing nude in the movie’s opening scene, which takes place in an old abandoned termite-infested saw mill.
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Kim Kardashian and Bradley Cooper To Star In The Movie, "Donald & Melania And His 34,000 Damn Lies"
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - LaLaLand Daily's Macadamia Honeysuckle, has just broken the story that Kim Kardasian and Bradley Cooper have agreed to star in a movie about Donald and Melania Trump. The film is a Mountain Peak Pictures production in a…
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Video Discovered of Wayans Brothers in Shocking 2004 White Face Incident
Hollywood - Local news outlets have discovered a disturbing 15-year-old video, clearly showing Shawn and Marlon Wayans, famous comedians and movie directors, wearing "white face" costumes during the filming of one of their movies. The duo could...
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Elizabeth Hurley To Star In The R-Rated “Austin Powers – The Geriatric Years”
LONDON – (Satire News) – One of England’s most popular sex symbols has just announced that she will soon be starring in the franchise motion picture, “Austin Powers – The Geriatric Years.” The film will be shot in location in Barcelona, Spain; Kab…
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Elizabeth Hurley, Ann Coulter, and Marjorie Taylor Greene To Star In The Motion Picture, "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly – Part 2"
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - Lion's Face Pictures in association with Solar System Films has just announced that England's most famous actress Elizabeth Hurley, has agreed to appear in the motion picture "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly - Part 2" with…
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Heather Mills "Made Porn Films"
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Emperor Penguin Signs $20 Million Film Deal After Dethroning Daniel Craig, Jesus and Tom Cruise
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Adam Sandler Gets Role of President Bush
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Taylor Lautner Steroid Scandal Rocks "New Moon" Set!
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Video Discovered of Wayans Brothers in Shocking 2004 White Face Incident
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“The View’s” Whoopi Goldberg to Star as Aunt Jemima in the Movie, "The Damn Civil War Really, Really Sucked"
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Elizabeth Hurley, Ann Coulter, and Marjorie Taylor Greene To Star In The Motion Picture, "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly – Part 2"
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Nina Dobrev, Kim Kardashian, and Sofia Vergara To Star In "The Sucking Demonic Vampires of West Virginia"
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Angelina Jolie Embarks on a New Film Project
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Robot Movies to Sweep Oscars in World of Tomorrow
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Leslie Nielsen has Last Laugh from the Grave
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Jason Statham is the Accountant
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Nina Dobrev Says No To a Nude Scene in Her Upcoming Bloodsucking Movie “The Psychotic Venomous Vampires of Valdosta”
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Elizabeth Hurley To Star In The R-Rated “Austin Powers – The Geriatric Years”
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Britney Spears Will Be Starring In "Hey Y'all I'm One Hot, Sexy Babe - The Story of Marjorie Taylor Greene""
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Reviews for "Joker 2" Already Written
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Kim Kardashian and Bradley Cooper To Star In The Movie, "Donald & Melania And His 34,000 Damn Lies"
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A List of The Top Space Alien Motion Pictures of All-Time
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Tense Throngs Turn Up To Toast Their Theoretical Tyrant - Trump!
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Judi Dench to be Face of the New £1 Coin
