Man wants comedy date like they have in the films

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Tuesday, 5 April 2022

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It is April, and I am still wearing my special hat.

Following his recent demand for a computer like they have in the Films, the unfortunately named Gavin Williamson (no, not the one) has said he would like a comedy first meeting and or blind date like they in the films.

'Yes' said Gavin, writing on his blog 'I see all of these films where these very attractive, successful women seemed to be drawn to the central character of the film, and although she is out of his league, they realise that they have the same taste in music, films, and she even laughs at everything he says.'

Continuing with the theme, Gavin went on 'It is not like that in real life, is it? I try and make eye contact, and they move away.'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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