"Deep Throat - The Rescheduled Dental Visit" breaks box office records

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 26 May 2023

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"The actress refused to use a stunt double." -VELVEETA ST. SIZZLE

Tri-Moon Pictures reports that the recently released sequel to "Deep Throat - The Dental Visit" has broken box office ticket sales for the summer.

The movie sequel is titled "Deep Throat - The Dental Visit Rescheduled."

Tinsel Town movie critic Velvetta St. Sizzle noted that the sequel is much more vulgar, nasty, repugnant, disgusting, vile, and filthier than the original, with more plaque and ulcers than are socially acceptable.

Miss St. Sizzle divulged that the Motion Picture Ethics and Policy Commission made the producer delete three scenes that were deemed as being way too distasteful, appalling, and overly offensive.

One scene shows the heroine going in for a teeth cleaning, and the dental hygienist working hard to convince her to open her mouth wide so he could go in ever deeper with his dental tools and drill the plaque off her wisdom teeth.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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