Bollywood Press: The remake of the 1933 classic 'King Kong' movie came to a screeching stop before production started as Pixal Animation tries to figure out how to introduce the first sex scene between Kong and his female co-star Scarlett Hansen.
Director's Spill-burger and Taranfino were insulted when Dissy production decided to scrap the monumental and history making sex scenes.
"It's hard to believe this horrible atrocity is occurring in this politically correct era." said the maker of Grand Cadillac and Pulp Reality, " This is a modern, liberal society and we are well past the 60s sexual revolution."
Fans on the street agree with Taranfino.
"Face the truth, this new movie is realistic and Kong is not a stuffed animal, he's a military, genetically altered Gorilla with human genes and a human brain and his needs are real," said sci-fi, movie, fanatic Ron Jerome, as he munched from a theater bucket full of buttery popcorn.
"The sex scenes made for theater will be discrete with one scene showing Kong bringing down his finger very gently then he is cut out of the screen as Scarlett Hansen's upper body is then shown laying down on the grass while stretching her arms upwards as her face is shown experiencing ultimate pleasure and satisfaction," says Spill-burger.
Spill-burger then pulled down his trousers to show reporter's his silky, pink, lady's underwear. He's truly a dedicated heterosexual liberal.
Dissy entertainment said it would reconsider all the sex scenes if Scarlett Hansen is not shown at the end of the movie, pregnant with Kong's child.
"We don't want to promote unwanted pregnancies," said Dissy executive Merlin Wizzhard.
Furthermore, Spill-burger's team has denied rumors that Kong's penis would be shown in theaters.
An assistant director said that Kong's penis was created using adult actor, John Holme's, actual penis size. Teranfino decided to leave the penis scene for a "director's cut movie version" that will be offered to viewer's online in streaming, to generate a second wave of profits from interested adults and likewise. They argue that King Kong is an R-rated movie and not an X-rated adult film.
"Gorillas in the wild have micro penises that are one inch long and are the smallest in the primate kingdom and we considered perfect accuracy when analyzing Kong's body proportion's" says assistant director Shiloh Jolie.
Hopefully, the movie will make it to theater's sooner rather than later.
