Tarantino picks spoof writers and chief editor to write screenplay for his upcoming blockbuster; The Good, The Bad, The Ugly, for a few dollars more!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 21 July 2020

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He won't be starring this time, too old, Brad Pitt will without Angelina of course!

(UNEDITED) The Spoof is about to achieve global acknowledgement in the 'insane' Hollywood film world of Quentin Tarantino! After Django, Inglorious and Once upon a time in Hollywood, QT needed some screenplay freshening up, so he surfed over to The Spoof and found just what he was looking for; The Good, The Bad, The Ugly!

Jaggedone's CIA, 'Cockroach Infiltration Army', sent his star paparazzi reporter, Tab Lloyd-Sleazebutt, over to Spoof HQ for an exclusive interview with the 'chosen ones' before they hit the big screen and here is his report:
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"MW, alias Primate Forest or Chango Montes, how does it feel to write the part of The Bad for Tarantino?"

"Well, I have so much experience killing off spoofers, not literally, metaphorically, allowing dastardly spoofers to spread their dastardly URL's and, generally acting like Bond's contra-hand. In fact, some writers here call me Blofeld! So, I feel great and honored to be Tarantino's rascal!"

"Mark, Chief Editor, alias Noddy without big-ears, how does it feel to be asked to write the part of The Ugly for Tarantino?"

"Well Tab Lloyd, I am ugly, look at my ears, and have so much experience rejecting the crap that many spoof writers write here, including your boss, the irritating, ugly one, Jaggedone, I feel comfortable sitting on my own bog with Pooh; do you get the metaphor?"

Last not least part of 'The Good' will be written by the one and only, Abelos Rodriguezo'z, slight name change here, but he won't mind:

"Si hombre, muy bien! Yo soy perfecto para 'The Good' mi contra-manos, The Bad, The Ugly, tengo mucho respecto, entonces eso es fantastico en uno 'Final Showdown, Tarantino Style', a derrotar ellos, gracias et saludos para tu Boss!"

In the past great 'spoofers' united to write brilliant 'screenplays' for their public, maybe this time, The Spoof, will receive the astronomical accolades it deserves Quentin style!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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