Hollywood Vis-a-Vis writer Ursula Sassafras, has just announced that two of today's hottest Latinas, Jennifer Lopez and Pretzel Garibaldi will soon be starring in a Tri-Moon Films motion picture.
Prepare for "The Rodeo Drive Rodeo Queens," where the voluptuous Lola and Linda Capistrano, with beauty that breaks the scale at a strong 11, take center stage as barrel-riding cowgirls with a passion for more than just wrangling cattle.
The mastermind behind the camera is none other than the acclaimed Martello Pellagrini, renowned for directing Pretzel in the outrageously popular X-rated romp, "Sex Is Just A Three-Letter Word For Jolly Good Fun."
This side-splitting saga promises laughter galore, with filming slated for both Beverly Hills and the wild rodeo frontier of Amarillo, Texas!
