Funny story - Patricia Heaton Denies That She Is Having An Affair With Rush Limbaugh

Patricia Heaton Denies That She Is Having An Affair With Rush Limbaugh

LOS ANGELES - Apparently actress Patricia Heaton, who appears as Frankie Heck the dysfunctional, horrible housekeeper of a mother on the sitcom The Middle, thinks that people care about what she has to say in the political arena. That sentiment wa...

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Funny story - No More Homo, You Godless Sapiens!

No More Homo, You Godless Sapiens!

The GOP doesn’t like cancelling, unless they come up with a cool idea and do it themselves. Tit for tat: MAGA vs. Antifa. Whatever, but the back-biting must go on. Now, a new commission, led by Ron DeSantis and Marjorie Taylor Greene, has been for…

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Funny story - Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy Promotes Marjorie Taylor Greene to Newly Formed Committee

Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy Promotes Marjorie Taylor Greene to Newly Formed Committee

Washington, D. C.--Minority leader Kevin McCarthy today announced that Marjorie Taylor Greene, in light of her recent statement comparing mask wearing mandates nationwide to Jews being persecuted in Nazi Germany, would be reassigned from her committe…

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Funny story - Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen

Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen

WASILLA, Alaska - GOPicky Magazine has reported that there is no one who loves to hear themselves talk or hog the spotlight more than Sarah "Snowflake" Palin, with the one possible exception of Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump. Tabitha Tula Wis...

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Funny story - Governor Rick Perry Is Fed Up With Fellow Texan Ron Paul And He Has A Big Shocking Surprise For The 'Old Geezer'

Governor Rick Perry Is Fed Up With Fellow Texan Ron Paul And He Has A Big Shocking Surprise For The 'Old Geezer'

NORTH PLATTE, Nebraska - Texas Governor Rick Perry was up in Nebraska on a beef cattle selling business trip. The Lone Star state governor deals with one of the biggest steak providers in the entire nation Steaks 'R' Us. Governor Perry estimat...

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Funny story - Republican Liz Cheney Says She Is Leaving Trump's GOP And She'll Become a Democrat

Republican Liz Cheney Says She Is Leaving Trump's GOP And She'll Become a Democrat

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - According to The iNews News Agency, the only Republican politician with any lick of sense, Liz Cheney, has just announced that she will be leaving the out-of-control Republican Party, and becoming a member of the pa…

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Funny story - GOP Midterm Strategy: Attack and Infuriate All the Women

GOP Midterm Strategy: Attack and Infuriate All the Women

As midterm elections near, the GOP has come up with what they feel will be a winning strategy this November: Mock women all you can, especially women who support abortion rights. On MSNBC, commentator Chris Hayes said misogyny “is a pretty central pa…

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Funny story - Rush Limbaugh Says The Ann Coulter Affair Rumor Is Not True

Rush Limbaugh Says The Ann Coulter Affair Rumor Is Not True

NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh says that he does not appreciate hearing the rumor that he and GOP maven Ann Coulter are involved in a romantic affair. The radio political commentator told GOPicky Magazine that there is no way in hell he would ever...

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Funny story - A New National Anthem Happy Song to Make Everyone Happy Again

A New National Anthem Happy Song to Make Everyone Happy Again

Hello, right-thinking Christian Americans … now that the GOP have a speaker with a mallet to pound and decree crazy shit … everything in the country is fine, just fine … nothing will ever go wrong on the Republican’s watch. Just forget all those pesk…

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Funny story - Genitalia eating fish with human teeth threat did NOT come from Trump

Genitalia eating fish with human teeth threat did NOT come from Trump

Spokespersons for Mr. Trump have rushed forward to clarify that Mr. Trump has absolutely nothing to do with the latest alarm concerning genitalia eating fish with human teeth. The pacu under scrutiny (related to the piranha) favors male genitalia...

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Funny story - GOP Racy Female Calendar To Raise Money For 2024 Campaign

GOP Racy Female Calendar To Raise Money For 2024 Campaign

The GOP is going all out to raise money for the Presidential race of 2024 - fairly sure Trump with his billions won't be financing anything - as he won't be the candidate. Clarence Thomas came up with the 'GOP Honeys of 2024', as a money-making…

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Funny story - The GOP Is Demanding That The Cereal Company That Manufactures Fruit Loops Remove The Pink Loops

The GOP Is Demanding That The Cereal Company That Manufactures Fruit Loops Remove The Pink Loops

KALAMAZOO, Michigan - (Satire News) - The Republican National Party is demanding that the company that manufactures the Fruit Loops Dry Breakfast Cereal immediately stop producing the pink loops. When asked by Paloma Sonoma with The American Foodi…

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Funny story - Palin's Perch Atop GOP Pedestal Secure

Palin's Perch Atop GOP Pedestal Secure

In preparation for Sarah Palin's upcoming speaking engagement at the first National Tea Baggers Convention, organizers and sponsors have announced that the former half-term governor and beauty pageant runner up will be addressing the crowd from atop...

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Funny story - DNA Test Results Show That Matt Gaetz Is Most Probably Not The Illegitimate Son of Jeffrey Epstein

DNA Test Results Show That Matt Gaetz Is Most Probably Not The Illegitimate Son of Jeffrey Epstein

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has just revealed that they have seen the recent DNA test results regarding Congressman Matt Gaetz, and they show that he is most probably not the illegitimate son of noted sexual predator Jeffrey Epstein.

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Funny story - Vice-President Joe Biden Vows To Implement Presidential Election "On Line Voting"

Vice-President Joe Biden Vows To Implement Presidential Election "On Line Voting"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden recently stated that being the vice-president of the United States is the greatest job that a person could ever have. He noted that very little is expected of you and 90 percent of the time your official...

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Funny story - Donald Trump Announces Plans to Purchase The Alphabet

Donald Trump Announces Plans to Purchase The Alphabet

New York City, NY - Donald Trump has announced that he intends to buy the English alphabet and expects the deal to close before the end of September. The purchase could have severe consequences for the other candidates in Trump's current bid for the...

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Funny story - The Occupy Wall Street Protesters Are Planning On Disrupting The GOP Presidential Campaign With A 'Vote For The Worst" Strategy

The Occupy Wall Street Protesters Are Planning On Disrupting The GOP Presidential Campaign With A 'Vote For The Worst" Strategy

NEW YORK CITY - The Occupy Wall Street movement keeps gaining in popularity and in strength. A spokesperson for the group Trevor "iPhone" Gibbyfair stated that the protesters have really been encouraged by the kind words from such noted celebriti...

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Funny story - Little Turd who wouldn't flush to be honored at GOP convention!

Little Turd who wouldn't flush to be honored at GOP convention!

The New York Times revealed this morning that leaked memos from the GOP indicate that the Little Turd who wouldn't flush will be honored by Donald Trump at the upcoming GOP convention. GOP (Grand old Poop) to dedicate last evening at convention t...

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Funny story - GOP Honchos Are Worried Shitless That Florida and North Carolina Are Going To Go Blue In 2024

GOP Honchos Are Worried Shitless That Florida and North Carolina Are Going To Go Blue In 2024

ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida – (Satire News) – The high-ranking Republican party powers-that-be are having fits at the thought that two very staunch red states could flip over and become blue (Democratic) states. Life long GOPer Percy Oniontree, 43, sa…

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Funny story - Gingrich, Santorum, Paul - You're Fired - I'm going for MITM, declares Donald Trump

Gingrich, Santorum, Paul - You're Fired - I'm going for MITM, declares Donald Trump

Donald Trump's endorsement of Mitt-in-the-Mouth Romney came as some surprise, but it is understood from an inside source that MITM transferred a Swiss bank account to the multibillionaire businessman. In a short statement, he said, "Mitt is the...

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