Funny story - GOP to Stream Convention on Tik Tok

GOP to Stream Convention on Tik Tok

(Washington) - Republican Party Chariwoman Ronna McDaniel announced, today, that the 2020 GOP Convention will be hosted on social media site, Tik Tok. After being turned away from North Carolina, and with Florida in the middle of Covid-19 spikes, the…

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Funny story - Trumpers Will Have To Take IQ Test At Rally

Trumpers Will Have To Take IQ Test At Rally

Oklahoma- Donald Trump supporters planning on attending this weekend's big 'Open Up 'Merica' rally here in Tulsa, Oklahoma, will have to sign a waiver, clearing Trump of any liability if they catch the coronavirus. But they'll also have to take an IQ...

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Funny story - GOP Promises To Spank Trump If He Abuses Nuclear Arsenal

GOP Promises To Spank Trump If He Abuses Nuclear Arsenal

Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan say they will resort to corporal punishment if Donald Trump should ever abuse his access to the nations nuclear codes. "I think a good old fashioned spanking or paddling would be in order," McConnell said. "Donald Tru...

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Funny story - Genitalia eating fish with human teeth threat did NOT come from Trump

Genitalia eating fish with human teeth threat did NOT come from Trump

Spokespersons for Mr. Trump have rushed forward to clarify that Mr. Trump has absolutely nothing to do with the latest alarm concerning genitalia eating fish with human teeth. The pacu under scrutiny (related to the piranha) favors male genitalia...

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Funny story - Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen

Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen

WASILLA, Alaska - GOPicky Magazine has reported that there is no one who loves to hear themselves talk or hog the spotlight more than Sarah "Snowflake" Palin, with the one possible exception of Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump. Tabitha Tula Wis...

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Funny story - Monica Lewinsky Says Rush Limbaugh Is Sexy - And Admits To Having A 'Rush Crush'

Monica Lewinsky Says Rush Limbaugh Is Sexy - And Admits To Having A 'Rush Crush'

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Monica Lewinsky traveled to the nation's capitol to visit an old high school friend who is working as a White House intern. Lewinsky, considered to be the most famous White House intern in history, spoke with Durango Tucker of N...

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Funny story - Secret Audio Tape Reveals GOP Culture of Reporter Body Slamming

Secret Audio Tape Reveals GOP Culture of Reporter Body Slamming

At a GOP auction for bankers and health insurance providers, Paul Ryan was recorded touting the body slamming abilities of certain senators. Apparently the senators and congressmen with the best stats for reporter body slamming auctioned off for the...

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Funny story - Ann Coulter Finally Admits That She Has A Tattoo

Ann Coulter Finally Admits That She Has A Tattoo

TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - Republican author and commentator Ann Coulter talked to a group of political science students at Cottonball State College in Tuscaloosa. Afterwards she met with GOPicky Magazine's Tabitha Tula Wishywater. Coulter was asked...

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Funny story - Some Points About The Coronavirus and Tax Refunds That Trump Is Telling His Republican Supporters

Some Points About The Coronavirus and Tax Refunds That Trump Is Telling His Republican Supporters

WILDWOOD, New Jersey – President Trump was speaking to a huge crowd of GOPers at The Benedict Arnold Middle School gymnasium in Wildwood, New Jersey. He threw out red MAGA caps to the crowd, and was shocked when he saw one of the caps get thrown...

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Funny story - President Trump Acquitted By The Senate: He Quickly Tweets Out, “I Told All of You Doubting Losers That It Was All Just A Dumbass Friggin’ Witch Hunt!”

President Trump Acquitted By The Senate: He Quickly Tweets Out, “I Told All of You Doubting Losers That It Was All Just A Dumbass Friggin’ Witch Hunt!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Johnny Trump, 73, (and tipping the weight scales at 273) has just become the luckiest president in the history of American presidents. Maximus Bedstraw with The Grandiose News Organization stated, “Every Republ...

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Funny story - Fox News Keeps Viewers In State of Insane Rage

Fox News Keeps Viewers In State of Insane Rage

Fox News’ slanted coverage of political news, according to three recent studies, has kept the GOP base in a constant state of rage, forcing GOP politicians to shift further right to satisfy the demands of their voter base. So, to prevent further tota...

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Funny story - Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography, Chapter 1 (an excerpt)

Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography, Chapter 1 (an excerpt)

I Was Born Now available on Amazon I have an attention span as long as it needs to be. Donald J. Trump (By the way, I always quote myself since I really love my quotes. You’re gonna see they’re really good quotes. I think you’ll really like them,...

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Funny story - Rush Limbaugh Reportedly Has Nude Photos of Ann Coulter

Rush Limbaugh Reportedly Has Nude Photos of Ann Coulter

NEW YORK CITY - After insisting that he has never seen naked photos of Ann Coulter, much less possessed any, it appears that the Republican radio talk show host may be on the verge of changing his tune. According to American Spotlight Magazine the...

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Funny story - Fixing History: I Don’t Have Time for Books (and excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography in His Own Best Words) Now available on Amazon

Fixing History: I Don’t Have Time for Books (and excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography in His Own Best Words) Now available on Amazon

Fixing History: I Don’t Have Time for Books I like a lot of books. I like reading books. I don’t have the time to read very much now in terms of the books, but I like reading them Donald J. Trump Now available on Amazon You saw my days in sch...

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Funny story - GOP Attacks Wrong SEC

GOP Attacks Wrong SEC

WASHINGTON -- Republicans stepped up their criticism of the SEC following unsubstantiated reports that senior employees spent hours surfing pornographic websites while they were supposed to be monitoring the U.S. financial system. Former U.S. Se...

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Funny story - Patricia Heaton Denies That She Is Having An Affair With Rush Limbaugh

Patricia Heaton Denies That She Is Having An Affair With Rush Limbaugh

LOS ANGELES - Apparently actress Patricia Heaton, who appears as Frankie Heck the dysfunctional, horrible housekeeper of a mother on the sitcom The Middle, thinks that people care about what she has to say in the political arena. That sentiment wa...

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Funny story - I Have the Best Words (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography In His Own Best Words)

I Have the Best Words (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography In His Own Best Words)

I Have the Best Words Now Available on Amazon I went to an Ivy League school. I'm highly educated. I know words. I have the best words, I have the best, but there is no better word than stupid. Right Donald J. Trump See, the reason I won the most...

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Funny story - Dead Sewer Rat Out Polls Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden Against GOP Candidates!!

Dead Sewer Rat Out Polls Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden Against GOP Candidates!!

After Joe Biden's numbers against the GOP frontrunners shocked many for a man who has yet to make a speech, many thought the Democratic party would be satisfied. But to everyone's surprise in steps...er perhaps thrown in, a dead rat dubbed Ronald Rat...

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Funny story - President Trump To Re-Start His MAGA Campaign Rallies – Bleach Provided Upon Request

President Trump To Re-Start His MAGA Campaign Rallies – Bleach Provided Upon Request

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump just made tens of millions of Democrats happy as hell. "The Orange Mess" has just announced that he will be starting up his MAGA campaign rallies in Tulsa, Oklahoma at the Sooner or Later Arena. Trump, who ha...

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Funny story - To Promote Diversity Donald Trump Insults Nearly Every Other Ethnic Group in America

To Promote Diversity Donald Trump Insults Nearly Every Other Ethnic Group in America

Twittersphere, USA--Having already insulted Mexicans, Blacks, and Muslims and now--with his attacks on Twitter calling Elizabeth Warren "Pocahontas"--Native Americans as well, Donald Trump today launched a new diversity campaign to offend nearly ever...

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