GOP Racy Female Calendar To Raise Money For 2024 Campaign

Funny story written by UncleDale

Wednesday, 13 July 2022

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The GOP is going all out to raise money for the Presidential race of 2024 - fairly sure Trump with his billions won't be financing anything - as he won't be the candidate.

Clarence Thomas came up with the 'GOP Honeys of 2024', as a money-making idea - from his hobby of porno viewing.

He also said his wife is very sexy in private and is always 'vamping' him with her Spice Girls lingerie.

The main ones in the line-up look like this.

First the Professional. On the Cover is Melania Trump - disobeying her husband to show she is an independent woman.

She is in a colorful Oversize Slovakian hand knitted peasant bikini - because the women over there are really oversize. It droops strategically here and there, tantalizingly - to show what Her husband is no longer interested in.

Marjorie Taylor Green is topless - with green Pasties on her breasts - is in skimpy Lime Green short shorts, snapping a naughty green Whip, to show that she Dominates things, and know how to Take Care of Business.

Clarence's wife Ginny is in a swirling semi-transparent poolside Tent - like lounging shirt, showing her large drooping breasts, and tiny Gun Tattoo with a red Heart, at the rear.

Sarah Palin is the surprise of the Calendar - in her Raquel Welch, prehistoric Fur bikini and hat outfit - showing off her still hot boobs, and fashion girl slenderness. She still claims she can see Russia from her home in Alaska. She wears Alaskan Furs, of course.

The rest of the calendar is filled out with fairly ordinary looking Republican girls from the GOP Washington D. C. Escort Service Office - still residing and doing business in the former Trump Hotel.

They are just Movie star Look-a-likes, and so forth.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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