Sarah Palin Fires Back At Cindy McCain Saying She's The Biggest 'Sissy Girl' She's Ever Seen

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 10 March 2014

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Cindy McCain, at the age of 59, has a pair of lusciously sultry legs. (Photo by Sarah Palin).

WASILLA, Alaska - GOPicky Magazine has reported that there is no one who loves to hear themselves talk or hog the spotlight more than Sarah "Snowflake" Palin, with the one possible exception of Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump.

Tabitha Tula Wishywater with GOPicky makes no bones about being a Palin fan (Palinista).

She has just reported that the Loose Moose from Canada has called Cindy McCain, wife of Senator John McCain, the biggest sissy girl she has ever seen.

Palin was referring to the fact that the Republican Senior Citizen Barbie Doll is such a dainty little feminine female that she would never have the ovaries to do what she does and that's stalk, shoot, and slaughter four-legged creatures like moose, caribou, and reindeer.

Mrs. Todd Palin went on to say that if Mrs. McCain had to survive on food that she had shot she would probably starve within 4ΒΌ days (?).

Meanwhile, Mrs. McCain was asked to respond to Mrs. Palin's comments and she simply said that she makes it a point never to address someone who is basically missing most of their marbles or who just happens to be bitter and jealous as hell.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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