In preparation for Sarah Palin's upcoming speaking engagement at the first National Tea Baggers Convention, organizers and sponsors have announced that the former half-term governor and beauty pageant runner up will be addressing the crowd from atop a specially constructed pedestal.
GOP insiders were quick to point out that placing Palin on a pedestal has very little to do with honouring her for her deep political insight and much more to do with attempting to peek up her skirt.
While most would agree that what ever is hiding up Palin's skirt has seen better days, most liberals agree that the conservative, old boys are much more interested in what they would like to put in Sarah's mouth, as opposed to anything that has ever come out of it.
Ever since Walmart announced it would soon be marketing DVD's of the talent portion of Palin's beauty pageant performance, Fox News has been inundated with calls from excited conservatives offering to let Palin blow their flutes.
