GOP to women: "You have the right to remain silent! But that's it sweetheart!"

Funny story written by b kenneth mcgee

Monday, 16 April 2012

When Reince Priebus, Chairman of the RNC, called a press coference today pertaining to women's rights, the media assumed he would counter attack the Democaratic Party's claim that the GOP is against womens's rights. The media was confident he would make an effort to "walk back" the perception the GOP was engaged in a campaign to deminish the role of women in the society. They couldn't have been more in error.

Priebus started his remarks with the following, "As to the GOP stance on women's rights, you have the right to remain silent! But that's it sweetheart!" According to the reports coming from the meeting, journalists shook their heads and many gasps were heard emitting from the crowd. Observers say many female reporters grew red in the face. Priebus, seemingly encouraged by the reaction continued, "Furthermore, you have the right to have bare arms and your re-productive rights are limited only by your ability to re-produce." Several journalists, male and female, left the room.

Priebus continued, "It is to this end that we are introducing legislation in The US House of Representatives that will repeal the 19th amendment, womens right to vote. It was a mistake then, it's a mistake now. There is no reason for you women to dither over such thngs."

At this juncture,the only remaning female in the room stood up, her face flushed red and shouted,"You people are out of your fucking minds! You are barbarians!"

Priegus smiled condescendingly and replied, "Now, sweet cheeks, don't you get your pretty little head all in a fuss! There is always a place for women in the work place. If you can take dictation, type 125 words a minute, and don't have bladder problems, you can work un remaining journalists threw their shoes at him.

In related news, eleven southern states have ratified the proposed legislation and restricted voting to white anglo-saxon males over the age of fifty-five. Florida, the exception, changed voter qualifications to those over seventy-five and using a walker.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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