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Funny story: Republican Liz Cheney Says She Is Leaving Trump's GOP And She'll Become a Democrat

Republican Liz Cheney Says She Is Leaving Trump's GOP And She'll Become a Democrat

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - According to The iNews News Agency, the only Republican politician with any lick of sense, Liz Cheney, has just announced that she will be leaving the out-of-control Republican Party, and becoming a member of the pa…

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Funny story: GOP Racy Female Calendar To Raise Money For 2024 Campaign

GOP Racy Female Calendar To Raise Money For 2024 Campaign

The GOP is going all out to raise money for the Presidential race of 2024 - fairly sure Trump with his billions won't be financing anything - as he won't be the candidate. Clarence Thomas came up with the 'GOP Honeys of 2024', as a money-making…

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Funny story: The GOP Illustrated Magazine Names Donald Trump "The Sorriest Republican Ever!"

The GOP Illustrated Magazine Names Donald Trump "The Sorriest Republican Ever!"

NEW YORK CITY - (Magazine Satire) - It seems that with each new day, Donald Trump keeps getting his orange-colored ass kicked from each and every direction. His personality, or actually lack of, has been smashed by former friends, cabinet members,…

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Funny story: Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis of Florida Has Jumped On The "I Hate Trump" Bandwagon

Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis of Florida Has Jumped On The "I Hate Trump" Bandwagon

TALLAHASSEE, Florida - (Satire News) - According to the Miami Globe-Gazette, Gov. Ron "Dump Trump" DeSantis is posturing himself to be the leading Republican to be at the top of the GOP ticket in the next presidential election. DeSantis, is hated…

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Funny story: TN State Senator Concerned that ‘Beloved KKK’ Being Taken Over by Extremists

TN State Senator Concerned that ‘Beloved KKK’ Being Taken Over by Extremists

NASHVILLE, TN – Following Monday’s senate floor session, TN Republican State Sen. Stephen Leghorn stopped to answer questions of the press on the Capitol steps. Our very own Ernest Funtz was there, and he asked Sen. Leghorn about his position on the…

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Funny story: Why The Hell Are All Of The Wimpy GOP Politicians Scared-As-Shit of The NRA???

Why The Hell Are All Of The Wimpy GOP Politicians Scared-As-Shit of The NRA???

WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Tapioca Swizzle, a sexy, gorgeous-looking writer for The Vox Populi News Agency asked several Republican senators why they are so fucking afraid of the NRA? One senator Marco Rubio, said that he's not afraid of a…

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Funny story: Would You Buy A Pound Of Baloney From Kevin McCarthy?

Would You Buy A Pound Of Baloney From Kevin McCarthy?

Would you buy a pound of baloney from Kevin McCarthy? No. Why the heck not? Do you think maybe, he might switch the baloney and instead sell you a pound of cat food? No way the sale would be three pounds of oven-baked, freshly roasted turkey.

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Funny story: GOP-Funded "Woke Hotline" Flooded with Calls

GOP-Funded "Woke Hotline" Flooded with Calls

Public school students from across the nation overwhelmed a “Woke Hotline” during the first days of operation, according to sources who back the project. The hotline, with a toll-free phone number, was established by the Republican National Commit…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Will Be Selling GOP Panties With All The Profits Going To Pay For Trump’s Legal Defense

Marjorie Taylor Greene Will Be Selling GOP Panties With All The Profits Going To Pay For Trump’s Legal Defense

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The Hearsay Today News Agency has reported that the Trumptard’s lawyer fees have already exceeded $8 million. Reporter Abby Yukon noted that the avowed racist is used to stiffing any and all attorneys, constructi…

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Funny story: GOP Honchos Are Worried Shitless That Florida and North Carolina Are Going To Go Blue In 2024

GOP Honchos Are Worried Shitless That Florida and North Carolina Are Going To Go Blue In 2024

ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida – (Satire News) – The high-ranking Republican party powers-that-be are having fits at the thought that two very staunch red states could flip over and become blue (Democratic) states. Life long GOPer Percy Oniontree, 43, sa…

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Funny story: Donald the Con Man

Donald the Con Man

(To be sung to the melody of "Frosty the Snowman") Donald the Con Man was a pissy mean old fool With a fake orange face and a bulbous nose And two eyes without a soul. Donald the Con Man is a sordid tale, they say. He was made of dough but the…

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Funny story: A Half Dozen GOP Senators Have Started The “Dump the Trump” Movement

A Half Dozen GOP Senators Have Started The “Dump the Trump” Movement

BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – Reports are that Trump is furious with the Daily Drama News Agency because they have reported the truth about his ever dwindling popularity numbers. DDNA reporter Cinderella St. Lamb has found out from highly reputable…

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Funny story: Neurologist: Senior Members Of GOP Should Have Heads Examined

Neurologist: Senior Members Of GOP Should Have Heads Examined

A leading authority of neurology believes some leaders of the Republican Party should have their heads examined for signs of cerebral damage, much like those performed post mortem on athletes suspected of having Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy (CTE)…

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Funny story: Biden To Order Flags To Fly At Half-Staff For Foreseeable Future

Biden To Order Flags To Fly At Half-Staff For Foreseeable Future

President Joe Biden reportedly plans on issuing an Executive Order to fly all American flags on federal property at half-staff every day. The reason, said a White House source speaking off the record, is “because he feels if it’s not one thing it’s…

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Funny story: The GOP Insists That Their Members Roster Does Not Include Any Members of The Taliban, Al Qaeda, Isis, or Hezbollah

The GOP Insists That Their Members Roster Does Not Include Any Members of The Taliban, Al Qaeda, Isis, or Hezbollah

QUEENS, New York – (Satire News) – A spokeswoman for the GOP has made it abundantly clear that the report put out by Wikileaks regarding terrorist group members within their ranks is totally, absolutely, and positively false; or as they say in Fort W…

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Funny story: Kellyanne Conway Spotted Driving a Taco Truck in Baltimore

Kellyanne Conway Spotted Driving a Taco Truck in Baltimore

BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – Many GOP pundits gave Kellyanne Conway 100% credit for getting Trump’s ass into the White House. It is no secret that Conway spearheaded the Trumpster’s campaign, and lets face it, the washed-out, dishwater blonde knows…

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Funny story: Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy Promotes Marjorie Taylor Greene to Newly Formed Committee

Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy Promotes Marjorie Taylor Greene to Newly Formed Committee

Washington, D. C.--Minority leader Kevin McCarthy today announced that Marjorie Taylor Greene, in light of her recent statement comparing mask wearing mandates nationwide to Jews being persecuted in Nazi Germany, would be reassigned from her committe…

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