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Funny story: The GOP Insists That Their Members Roster Does Not Include Any Members of The Taliban, Al Qaeda, Isis, or Hezbollah

The GOP Insists That Their Members Roster Does Not Include Any Members of The Taliban, Al Qaeda, Isis, or Hezbollah

QUEENS, New York – (Satire News) – A spokeswoman for the GOP has made it abundantly clear that the report put out by Wikileaks regarding terrorist group members within their ranks is totally, absolutely, and positively false; or as they say in Fort W…

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Funny story: Kellyanne Conway Spotted Driving a Taco Truck in Baltimore

Kellyanne Conway Spotted Driving a Taco Truck in Baltimore

BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – Many GOP pundits gave Kellyanne Conway 100% credit for getting Trump’s ass into the White House. It is no secret that Conway spearheaded the Trumpster’s campaign, and lets face it, the washed-out, dishwater blonde knows…

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Funny story: Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy Promotes Marjorie Taylor Greene to Newly Formed Committee

Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy Promotes Marjorie Taylor Greene to Newly Formed Committee

Washington, D. C.--Minority leader Kevin McCarthy today announced that Marjorie Taylor Greene, in light of her recent statement comparing mask wearing mandates nationwide to Jews being persecuted in Nazi Germany, would be reassigned from her committe…

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Funny story: DNA Test Results Show That Matt Gaetz Is Most Probably Not The Illegitimate Son of Jeffrey Epstein

DNA Test Results Show That Matt Gaetz Is Most Probably Not The Illegitimate Son of Jeffrey Epstein

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has just revealed that they have seen the recent DNA test results regarding Congressman Matt Gaetz, and they show that he is most probably not the illegitimate son of noted sexual predator Jeffrey Epstein.

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Funny story: GOP making whoopee !!

GOP making whoopee !!

Though impeachment proceedings loom, the outcome is already known, and Republicans are planning quite a show. No point spending money on external shysters when events warrant a jubilant internal shindig on the part of the GOP. They're sure not gonna…

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Funny story: President Trump is Being Sued By The Ku Klux Klan and The Proud Boys

President Trump is Being Sued By The Ku Klux Klan and The Proud Boys

DUCK DUNG, Alabama – (Satire News) - President Trump’s lead lawyer, Segundo Juarez, has just commented that two white extremist groups have filed lawsuits against one Donald Jonathan Trump, esq. The two organizations are the Ku Klux Klan and the P…

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Funny story: GOP to Stream Convention on Tik Tok

GOP to Stream Convention on Tik Tok

(Washington) - Republican Party Chariwoman Ronna McDaniel announced, today, that the 2020 GOP Convention will be hosted on social media site, Tik Tok. After being turned away from North Carolina, and with Florida in the middle of Covid-19 spikes, the…

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Funny story: Trumpers Will Have To Take IQ Test At Rally

Trumpers Will Have To Take IQ Test At Rally

Oklahoma- Donald Trump supporters planning on attending this weekend's big 'Open Up 'Merica' rally here in Tulsa, Oklahoma, will have to sign a waiver, clearing Trump of any liability if they catch the coronavirus. But they'll also have to take an IQ...

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Funny story: Fox News Keeps Viewers In State of Insane Rage

Fox News Keeps Viewers In State of Insane Rage

Fox News’ slanted coverage of political news, according to three recent studies, has kept the GOP base in a constant state of rage, forcing GOP politicians to shift further right to satisfy the demands of their voter base. So, to prevent further tota...

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Funny story: President Trump To Re-Start His MAGA Campaign Rallies – Bleach Provided Upon Request

President Trump To Re-Start His MAGA Campaign Rallies – Bleach Provided Upon Request

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump just made tens of millions of Democrats happy as hell. "The Orange Mess" has just announced that he will be starting up his MAGA campaign rallies in Tulsa, Oklahoma at the Sooner or Later Arena. Trump, who ha...

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Funny story: Fixing History: I Don’t Have Time for Books (and excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography in His Own Best Words) Now available on Amazon

Fixing History: I Don’t Have Time for Books (and excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography in His Own Best Words) Now available on Amazon

Fixing History: I Don’t Have Time for Books I like a lot of books. I like reading books. I don’t have the time to read very much now in terms of the books, but I like reading them Donald J. Trump Now available on Amazon You saw my days in sch...

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Funny story: Some Points About The Coronavirus and Tax Refunds That Trump Is Telling His Republican Supporters

Some Points About The Coronavirus and Tax Refunds That Trump Is Telling His Republican Supporters

WILDWOOD, New Jersey – President Trump was speaking to a huge crowd of GOPers at The Benedict Arnold Middle School gymnasium in Wildwood, New Jersey. He threw out red MAGA caps to the crowd, and was shocked when he saw one of the caps get thrown...

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Funny story: I Have the Best Words (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography In His Own Best Words)

I Have the Best Words (an excerpt from Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography In His Own Best Words)

I Have the Best Words Now Available on Amazon I went to an Ivy League school. I'm highly educated. I know words. I have the best words, I have the best, but there is no better word than stupid. Right Donald J. Trump See, the reason I won the most...

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Funny story: Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography, Chapter 1 (an excerpt)

Trump's Unauthorized Autobiography, Chapter 1 (an excerpt)

I Was Born Now available on Amazon I have an attention span as long as it needs to be. Donald J. Trump (By the way, I always quote myself since I really love my quotes. You’re gonna see they’re really good quotes. I think you’ll really like them,...

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Funny story: President Trump Acquitted By The Senate: He Quickly Tweets Out, “I Told All of You Doubting Losers That It Was All Just A Dumbass Friggin’ Witch Hunt!”

President Trump Acquitted By The Senate: He Quickly Tweets Out, “I Told All of You Doubting Losers That It Was All Just A Dumbass Friggin’ Witch Hunt!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Donald Johnny Trump, 73, (and tipping the weight scales at 273) has just become the luckiest president in the history of American presidents. Maximus Bedstraw with The Grandiose News Organization stated, “Every Republ...

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Funny story: Trump considering hero dog to replace Pence in 2020 campaign

Trump considering hero dog to replace Pence in 2020 campaign

Mr. Trump has announced that the heroic canine, Conan, who assisted commandoes in bringing down Abu Bakr-al Baghdadi, will visit the White House soon. Conan was injured during the raid, but has recuperated and returned to service. Conan is a veter...

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Funny story: GOP Candidate Loses Support in Own Party After Saying She was “Just Kidding About Keeping Liberal Folks From Voting”

GOP Candidate Loses Support in Own Party After Saying She was “Just Kidding About Keeping Liberal Folks From Voting”

Jackson, Mississippi - GOP Senate candidate Cindy Hyde-Smith, facing a runoff election next week with Democratic challenger Mike Espy in Mississippi, walked back her recent comments that suppression of liberal voting was a "great idea", now saying t...

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