Herman Cain's "PizzaGate" Gal #4 Says He Offered Her A Deluxe Pizza With Extra Sausage

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Tuesday, 8 November 2011


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A photo of PizzaGate Gal #4 that was taken 12 years ago.

CHICAGO - Noted defense attorney Gloria Allred who specializes in cases involving various degrees of sexual harassment, product placement in movies, and statutory frolicking at the beach, has just been hired by a Chicago woman who has stepped forward in the parade of PizzaGate Gals.

Bedroom Pillow Talk has identified the woman as Sharon Bialek [Pronounced: BUY-A-LICK] who appears to be a very mature, attractive woman with long flowing blonde hair.

"PizzaGate Gal #4" who by the way is a registered Republican and actually has two GOP credit cards said that she decided to step forward since the other three accusers have refused to do so because they do not want to appear in supermarket tabloids such as Just Saying and Say What?

Ms. Bialek added that as long as females do not stick together and put faces and names to their claims, society will tend to think that they are merely publicity hounds seeking to get their 15 minutes of fame and appear on The View, Piers Morgan Tonight, and Wheel of Fortune.

She pointed out three former political sexual harassment accusers that never revealed their names but whose names Ms. Bialek was able to obtain from sealed top secret court documents include Autumn Muscateen, Syndi Balsawood, and Robinette Burgerwater.

Attorney Gloria Allred informed BPT that her client teaches anger management classes to nuns, priests, rabbis, and preachers.

Ms. Bialek told Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk that when she first met Herman Cain 12 years ago that he gave her a ride to the hair salon and that on the way he drove by a Pizza Doll Restaurant where he told her that he would buy her a Deluxe Pizza with extra sausage as he winked at her and looked down at his lap.

To view photos of Ms. Bialek that were taken 12 years ago as she sunbathed in a very skimpy swimsuit down in Cancun, Mexico log on to www.thedramamamaofchicago.hot

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