Guatemala Has The World's Greatest and Most Luxurious Soccer Stadium
GUATEMALA CITY, Guatemala - (Satire News) - According to the Nacional News Agency, the Guatemala City Hot Tamale Ball Kickers play in Ixtantan Soccer Stadium, which is allegedly the most luxurious stadium in the world, even more luxurious than a gold…
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Sir Bobby Charlton Wades Into Solskjaer Sacking Debate
Manchester United legend, Sir Bobby Charlton, has weighed-in with his tuppenceworth to the debate about whether or not team manager, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer should be given more time to turn things around at Old Trafford, after the Red Devils' worst sta...
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Lionel Messi has a gigantic cock
Reports are coming out of the Nou Camp stadium in Barcelona that tiny footballer Lionel Messi has a gigantic cock. The Argentinian struts his stuff in Spain and is acclaimed for his dribbling and ball control. He is also a clinical finisher w...
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Harry Maguire To Participate In General Election
Harry Maguire, the 26-year-old Manchester United centre-half, who became the costliest defender in the world when he signed for the Old Trafford club from Leicester City, has announced he will stand as an independent candidate against Boris Johnson i...
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Harry Maguire The Victim Of Sliding Tackle Near Manchester Arndale Centre
There was controversy in Manchester's main shopping area yesterday afternoon, when United's new £80million signing, central defender, Harry Maguire, was the victim of a mindless attack from a member of the general public who approached the player at...
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Harry Maguire Seriously Considering His Future
Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England central defender who, it could be said, had the world at his feet just three short months ago, is now seriously considering his future, and a possible move out of Old Trafford in the January transfer...
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Man City to save the British economy?
Premier League Footballer Is Dating A Very Beautiful and Sexy Russian Spy
The Town Of Mick Jagger, England Has Banned Football Matches
Manchester United: Old Trafford Empty At Final Whistle
Why do Soccer Players Run Up and Down the Field Screaming?
Football Show Commentator Kept Calling Tyrone Mings "Tyrone Minge"
A Man Is Pissed Off Because His Brand New 2021 Calendar is Missing the Month of September
Football Pundits Argue And Almost Come To Blows On Show
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Bezos-Musk Inc. Wants To Buy Manchester United
Vanessa Perroncel Says John Terry's Cock Smaller Than We Would Imagine
Stanley Cup Bigger than World Cup, Contends NHL; FIFA Protests
After Erling Haaland Injury, Prem Teams Surprised Gap Not Closing With Man City
Manchester, England – It’s another day and another dollar (or .81 pound sterling conversion rate for today’s market, if you want to get technical) victory for the home team Man City (if you’re actually in Manchester in the UK right now) over a lesser…
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A collection of Michael Owen's best tweets
Since joining Twitter the former football player and now commentator Michael Owen has shared his insights into life. Find below some of the nuggets of interest- It's Friday night! Think I might treat myself to a glass of water - I deserve it Good to see out of some of the football matches played today, several of them had winners. Football on later. Hopefully we'll see plenty of ball kic...
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The Liverpool FC Reds Football Team Will Be Changing Their Nickname To Honor The City's Gay Community
LIVERPOOL, England - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza News (UK) has just broken the story that Liverpool's football (soccer) team the Reds has decided to honor the city's gay community by renaming their team nickname. A spokesperson for the Reds,…
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Mauricio Pochettino And José Mourinho To 'Same Sex' Dance On Strictly Come Dancing Christmas Show
As the furore surrounding 'same sex' couples in this year's 'Strictly Come Dancing' rumbles on unabated, the BBC has announced that new Tottenham Hotspur manager, José Mourinho, will 'team up' with his predecessor, Mauricio Pochettino, in the show's...
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Germany’s First All-Nude Female Soccer Team Wins It’s Season Opener
FRANKFURT, Germany – (Sports Satire) – The Alpha Beta News Agency is reporting that the world’s first all-nude women’s soccer team handily won their very first game. The unique soccer team known as The Frankfurt Frauleins easily defeated the all-m…
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Steven Gerrard Issues Super Injunction
Lawyers acting for beleaguered love rat Steven Gerrard have this weekend issues a so-called 'super injunction' against all UK newspapers and media outlets. Since The Spoof were not served with said injunction, we can exclusively reveal who has ser...
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Sam Allardyce To Be Honoured With Statue In Home Town Of Dudley
New Newcastle United manager Sam Allardyce is to be honoured by the Council in his Black Country home town of Dudley, with a statue of himself in the town's shoddy Market Square. The structure made, like Sam, from granite, will be reminiscent of t...
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Melania Trump Wears A Pair of Tight-Fitting Daisy Duke Short Shorts To Son Barron’s Soccer Match
WASHINGTON, D.C. – First Lady, Melania Trump, who is 49, caused quite a stir at son Barron’s recent soccer match. The first soccer mom showed up at The Pele Commemorative Soccer Complex wearing a tiny sports bra and a pair of tight-fitting Daisy Duke...
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Manchester United and Tottenham Hotspur To Play In Shanghai, China
MANCHESTER, England – (Sports Satire) – Reports out of the UK state that Simon Cowell’s If I’m Being Honest Productions has just finalized plans for two of Britain’s most popular football clubs to play a game in China. The game will be played in S…
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VAR To Sort Out If England 1966 World Cup Goal Was In Or Not
VAR, the Video Assistant Referee, which has proved so successful in helping on-field officials reach correct decisions in football matches all over the world, is to be used to determine whether or not the ball had crossed the line in England's 1966 W...
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The old saying goes: Back to the roots!
LONDON, England – (Satire News) – This is exactly what English football needs now. Although the national team is ranked 5th in the International Football Association's ranking list, it did not play well in the World Cup. Who is behind these words…
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Sam Allardyce To Be Honoured With Statue In Home Town Of Dudley
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Harry Maguire The Victim Of Sliding Tackle Near Manchester Arndale Centre
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Sir Bobby Charlton Wades Into Solskjaer Sacking Debate
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Harry Maguire Seriously Considering His Future
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Melania Trump Wears A Pair of Tight-Fitting Daisy Duke Short Shorts To Son Barron’s Soccer Match
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Man Sues Friend Over Atomic Wedgie
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Lionel Messi Signs For Hull City
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Germany’s First All-Nude Female Soccer Team Wins It’s Season Opener
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The Liverpool FC Reds Football Team Will Be Changing Their Nickname To Honor The City's Gay Community
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The old saying goes: Back to the roots!
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Steven Gerrard Issues Super Injunction
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Lionel Messi has a gigantic cock
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A collection of Michael Owen's best tweets
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Harry Maguire To Participate In General Election
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Sir Bobby Charlton Is 82 Today!
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VAR To Sort Out If England 1966 World Cup Goal Was In Or Not
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Mauricio Pochettino And José Mourinho To 'Same Sex' Dance On Strictly Come Dancing Christmas Show
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Manchester United and Tottenham Hotspur To Play In Shanghai, China
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Guatemala Has The World's Greatest and Most Luxurious Soccer Stadium
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After Erling Haaland Injury, Prem Teams Surprised Gap Not Closing With Man City
