Referee Denies Being Whistleblower
A top football referee at the centre of a raging controversy about 'biased officiating' at a top Championship play-off match has denied being a whistleblower. Alan Gust, who has been on the Football League Referees Register for donkeys' years, is…
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Man Sues Friend Over Atomic Wedgie
Leeds, England - James Muddfield, 36, is suing his friend, Peter Swagwich, over a childish prank which led to some very severe consequences. "It happened right after Arsenal's embarrassing 5-0 loss to Chelsea on Saturday night. Pete and I had a wa…
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Stupid Baby Name Update
A baby boy who was born early on Monday morning and whose teenaged parents saddled it with a stupid name, has, this morning, been given another name, or rather, he's been re-named, with an even more stupid and particularly obscure name from the world…
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Liverpool Players Claim They Were 'Put Off' By Saxophonist
After the most bizarre Merseyside Derby in living memory at the weekend, players of both Liverpool and Everton say they were "nervous to start with", but became increasingly so when they couldn't concentrate because of the relaxing tunes being played...
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Hull City Boss Grant McCann Assesses Team's Chances Of Success Next Season
It's been a disappointing few weeks for Hull City manager, Grant McCann. The Tigers were relegated to League One on Wednesday, after a 3-0 defeat at Cardiff, and eventually finished bottom of the table, propping it up. Since January, they manag…
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Baby Given Stupid Name
It's always a blissful experience when babies are born, with parents gazing lovingly at their new addition, its beautiful eyes, adorable nose, little fingers and toes, and, in order to cause maximum embarrassment to its grandparents, wondering what k…
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Manchester United: Old Trafford Empty At Final Whistle
Barcelona Misery Total After Team Bus Was 'Up On Bricks'
Melania Trump Wears A Pair of Tight-Fitting Daisy Duke Short Shorts To Son Barron’s Soccer Match
Liverpool Title Bid Derailed As Premier League Considers Season Abandonment Due To Coronavirus
Harry Maguire Says He Didn't Sign Last Season Because Jose Mourinho Was Manager
Ronaldo In Coronavirus Scare
Racist Bulgarian Ultras So Disgusted, They Left At Halftime
Cristiano Ronaldo: I Feel So Sorry For Wayne Rooney
Manchester United's Harry Maguire Challenges Liverpool's Andy Robertson To A Snooker Match
Manchester United Manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Found Hiding In Closet Under Stairs
Liverpool Plastic Fans Scheme Membership Soars
Manchester United and Liverpool To Play At Cowboy Stadium in Dallas, Texas
Maureen, Hull City Tea Lady, Given The Boot
Calls for the sacking of Hull City boss, Gramt McCann, seem to have gone unheeded in the wake of the team's embarrassing 8-0 drubbing at the hands of Wigan Athletic on Tuesday night, but there was a rapid response in another direction, when Maureen t…
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Football Referees Will ALL Have Coronavirus Symptoms
As the return of football gets ever nearer to its restart, and the completion of the 2019/20 season, it's been announced that ALL of the referees and linesmen officiating at matches will be suffering with COVID-19 symptoms. The strange decision ha...
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Sir Bobby Charlton Wades Into Solskjaer Sacking Debate
Manchester United legend, Sir Bobby Charlton, has weighed-in with his tuppenceworth to the debate about whether or not team manager, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer should be given more time to turn things around at Old Trafford, after the Red Devils' worst sta...
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The Power of Prayer
The Power of Prayer The footballer stood and crossed his chest God was on his side He looked up to the heavens Where angels do abide He ran up to take the penalty Filled with religious pride He scuffed the ball, fell on his arse And kicked…
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Man Admits He Was Wrong About Football Team
A man who, during a telephone conversation with his mother back in February, made the solid assertion that their local football team already had enough points so that they could not possibly be relegated, has admitted that his confidence at that time…
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Hull City Boss Grant McCann: "We Were Better In Second Half"
It was a difficult night for all connected with Hull City last night, as the Tigers bumbled, stumbled, and tumbled to an extraordinary 8-0 defeat at the hands of fellow-strugglers, Wigan Athletic, but boss, Grant McCann was still able to pick a posit…
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Liverpool FC To Hold Premier League Victory Parade On Sunday
With what's being said by many to be "an unassailable lead" in the Premier League, Liverpool Football Club have organised a victory parade around the city's streets on Sunday to celebrate their first title in 30 years. The end of the season is not...
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Liverpool: Are The Wheels Coming Off?
They might remain unbeaten in the Premier League this season, but, after barely surviving a nervous last half-hour at Shrewsbury Town yesterday, some football pundits are asking "have Liverpool finally cracked?" The 4th-round tie at Gay Meadow aga...
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Football clubs are under pressure to review their names so no one is offended - Arsenal are twitching
British teams are considering name changes in response to sensitive public opinion. ‘Public opinion is like a powder keg,' said the Arsenal chairman. 'If we get this wrong, the result could be explosive.’ Manchester City’s new owner, Billy O’L…
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Manchester United Manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's Head Is Getting Smaller
Rumours are rife around Old Trafford this morning, as speculation rises that Manchester United coach Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's head is getting smaller. Solskjaer was photographed alongside new signing, £80million former Sheffield United, Hull City an...
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Trump University Has Just Announced That it is Cancelling it’s 2020 Football Season
NEW YORK CITY – The coach of the Trump University Titans football team, has just stated that that they are cancelling the 2020 collegiate football season. Coach Bilbo “Ding Dong” Shasta, 74, stated that the reason is not because 24 of the players…
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Liverpool FC In Trouble After Five Fail Drug Tests
The row over Liverpool fielding a young and inexperienced team to face Aston Villa in the EFL Cup defeat last week gathered new momentum today, after it was revealed that five of the youngsters had failed their drug tests. The names of the players...
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