Funny story - Real Madrid Football Club Has Agreed Not To Move To Pamplona and Stay In Madrid

Real Madrid Football Club Has Agreed Not To Move To Pamplona and Stay In Madrid

MADRID, Spain - (Sports Satire) - The owners of the Real Madrid Football Club first stated back in January of 2021, that they were seriously contemplating moving the team from Madrid to Pamplona, Spain. Los Socios (the owners) were not happy with…

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Funny story - The Manchester United Cheerleaders Will Pattern Themselves After The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders

The Manchester United Cheerleaders Will Pattern Themselves After The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders

MANCHESTER, England – (UK Satire) – Like the old saying goes “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery,” the Glazer family, who owns the Manchester United Red Devils, have decided to take a cue from Jerry Jones, the owner of the Dallas Cowboys.

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Funny story - Harry Maguire Inspiration Behind Re-release Of Sham 69 Single 'Hurry Up, Harry'

Harry Maguire Inspiration Behind Re-release Of Sham 69 Single 'Hurry Up, Harry'

Punk rockers, Sham 69, are to honour the world record (for a defender) signing by Manchester United of former Sheffield United, Hull City and Leicester City defender Harry Maguire by re-releasing 'Hurry Up, Harry', their 1978 hit single. Maguire h...

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Funny story - Bezos-Musk Inc. Wants To Buy Manchester United

Bezos-Musk Inc. Wants To Buy Manchester United

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The largest company in the entire world, Bezos-Musk, Inc., has just made an offer to purchase England’s most popular football team (soccer in the US), the Manchester United Red Devils. Jeff Bezos said that althoug…

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Funny story - Harry Maguire Bookmakers' Favourite To Be UK Charts Christmas Number 1

Harry Maguire Bookmakers' Favourite To Be UK Charts Christmas Number 1

Harry Maguire, the new Manchester United signing who seems to be able to do just about anything everything he puts his hand to, has been made the bookmakers' favourite to reach number 1 in the UK charts at Christmas. This is astonishing news - eve...

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Funny story - Sir Bobby Charlton Wades Into Solskjaer Sacking Debate

Sir Bobby Charlton Wades Into Solskjaer Sacking Debate

Manchester United legend, Sir Bobby Charlton, has weighed-in with his tuppenceworth to the debate about whether or not team manager, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer should be given more time to turn things around at Old Trafford, after the Red Devils' worst sta...

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Funny story - The Aberdeen Sea Wolves Defeat The Killarney Archers In The Scottish-Irish Football League’s Opener

The Aberdeen Sea Wolves Defeat The Killarney Archers In The Scottish-Irish Football League’s Opener

ABERDEEN, Scotland – (Sports Satire) – The reigning champions of the Scottish-Irish Football League, the Aberdeen Sea Wolves, easily defeated their long time rivals the Killarney Archers 6-2. The game was held at the newly remodeled Mrs. Sean Conn…

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Funny story - Trump Declares War On Mexico After USA Gold Cup Loss

Trump Declares War On Mexico After USA Gold Cup Loss

President Donald Trump has said that as a result of the 2019 Gold Cup final defeat the United States suffered at the hands of Mexico, the two countries are now in a state of war. The US women's team became World Cup champions by beating the Nether...

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Funny story - Lionel Messi has a gigantic cock

Lionel Messi has a gigantic cock

Reports are coming out of the Nou Camp stadium in Barcelona that tiny footballer Lionel Messi has a gigantic cock. The Argentinian struts his stuff in Spain and is acclaimed for his dribbling and ball control. He is also a clinical finisher w...

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Funny story - Harry Maguire's Mam To Meet Her Majesty The Queen

Harry Maguire's Mam To Meet Her Majesty The Queen

There was rejoicing in South Yorkshire this afternoon, when the new Manchester United signing, Harry Maguire, broke the news to his dear old mam, that she had been invited to tea with Her Majesty the Queen. Maguire completed his move from Leiceste...

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Funny story - Victoria Beckham To Sue Peterborough United Over Nickname

Victoria Beckham To Sue Peterborough United Over Nickname

Victoria Beckham, the wife of that footballer, is to take legal action against Peterborough United Football Club over their nickname, it has been reported. Beckham, who used to be known as Posh Spice when she was a member of all-girl band the Spic...

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Funny story - The Secret England Footballer: World Cup Shambles, My Personal Roundup

The Secret England Footballer: World Cup Shambles, My Personal Roundup

By the time you read this, I'll be back in Blighty doing the biz with the owner's daughter again. Just what I need and so does she. We'll be off to Ibiza for some pre-season R&R shortly. Well, never let it be said that I didn't do my best for...

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Funny story - A Millwall Brick: How To Make One

A Millwall Brick: How To Make One

When I talk to people about football, and the 'old days', the conversation invariably comes around to violence, or perceived violence, because, a lot of the time, it just never happened. Lots of running around, posturing, arm-waving and shouting, yes...

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Funny story - One last swallow at Wembley Stadium

One last swallow at Wembley Stadium

LONDON, (Rooters) - A yankee woman, Maria O'Sullivan, pissed off a Londoner named Jack Cromwell, better known to his friends as the "Ripper," during a goal scored inside Wembley Stadium at the start of his country's World Cup qualifying game against…

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Funny story - The City of Madrid Is Desperately Trying To Raise Money To Keep The Real Madrid Football Team From Moving To Pamplona, Spain

The City of Madrid Is Desperately Trying To Raise Money To Keep The Real Madrid Football Team From Moving To Pamplona, Spain

MADRID – (Sports Satire) – Sports Territory has just learned that the mayor of Madrid is so concerned about the Real Madrid football team moving to Pamplona, that he has taken a desperate measure. Tango Brisket with Sports Territory, reports that…

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Funny story - Harry Maguire To Participate In General Election

Harry Maguire To Participate In General Election

Harry Maguire, the 26-year-old Manchester United centre-half, who became the costliest defender in the world when he signed for the Old Trafford club from Leicester City, has announced he will stand as an independent candidate against Boris Johnson i...

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Funny story - Ice Cream Van Played 'Match Of The Day' Theme

Ice Cream Van Played 'Match Of The Day' Theme

Residents sat up and took notice, whilst others peered from behind their twitching curtains yesterday afternoon, when an ice cream van started playing the theme tune from Match Of The Day over its loudspeaker. The unlikely incident took place on t...

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Funny story - West Brom Fans Disrespectful To Fallen War Heroes

West Brom Fans Disrespectful To Fallen War Heroes

Remembrance Day is the day when those who perished in battle are honoured with a celebration of their bravery, and recognition of the price they paid for our freedom. We should observe it, each in our own way, but, ideally, not in the way some sectio...

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Funny story - Liverpool Football Club To Build a Football Stadium That Will Eclipse Wembley Stadium

Liverpool Football Club To Build a Football Stadium That Will Eclipse Wembley Stadium

LIVERPOOL, England – (UK Satire) – After several years in the planning stages, the chairman of the Liverpool Football Club. Tom “Hey Mate” Werner has just informed the UK sports media that construction will soon begin on a brand, new, state-of-the-ar…

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Funny story - Man Sues Friend Over Atomic Wedgie

Man Sues Friend Over Atomic Wedgie

Leeds, England - James Muddfield, 36, is suing his friend, Peter Swagwich, over a childish prank which led to some very severe consequences. "It happened right after Arsenal's embarrassing 5-0 loss to Chelsea on Saturday night. Pete and I had a wa…

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