Funny story: Harry Maguire Under Investigation After Making Phone Call To Jamie Vardy

Harry Maguire Under Investigation After Making Phone Call To Jamie Vardy

Manchester United and England centre-half, Harry Maguire, is in hot water this evening, after he was discovered making a telephone call to his former teammate at Leicester City, Jamie Vardy. Maguire and Vardy were best friends at Filbert Street, w...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Wins National Lottery

Harry Maguire Wins National Lottery

In a story almost too unbelievable to be believed, the Manchester United and England centre-half, Harry Maguire's namesake, Mr. H Maguire of Manchester, has won the National Lottery jackpot this weekend. Mr. Maguire, whose first name - coincidenta...

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Funny story: H&M To Consider Namechange After Confusion With Famous Footballer

H&M To Consider Namechange After Confusion With Famous Footballer

The fashion clothing retailer, H&M, are said to be considering a namechange for their brand, after it was revealed that many of their customers are under the impression that the company is run by the Manchester United and England central defender...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire In Tears After Insults From Leicester City Fans

Harry Maguire In Tears After Insults From Leicester City Fans

He may be a rock at the heart of the Manchester United defensive unit, but centre-half, Harry Maguire, is also human, and the player has, today, touchingly told of how he wept openly after fans of his former club, Leicester City, hurled insults at hi...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire performs famous Dragonball move during training, injuring three teammates

Harry Maguire performs famous Dragonball move during training, injuring three teammates

Yesterday during a training session at Old Trafford, star Man Utd defender performed the famous 'Kamehameha' in a mock attempt to stop Daniel James' shot. Unbeknownst to tbe defender, a real beam of light actually shot out and hit three other play...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Lead 'Storm Area 51' Charge

Harry Maguire To Lead 'Storm Area 51' Charge

As the tension in Nevada increases in the build-up to this coming weekend's extraterrestrial events at Area 51, the Manchester United and England centre-half, Harry Maguire, has thrown his hat into the ring, and says that he, himself, will travel to...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Commemorative Stamp To Be Issued By Royal Mail

Harry Maguire Commemorative Stamp To Be Issued By Royal Mail

Royal Mail have announced that, due to the extraordinary public interest in the Manchester United and England central defender, Harry Maguire, they are to issue a special commemorative stamp featuring the player, with a postage rate value of 80p.

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Female Fans Plan To Sling Their Knickers Onto Old Trafford Pitch

Harry Maguire Female Fans Plan To Sling Their Knickers Onto Old Trafford Pitch

Manchester United's Harry Maguire has caused a panic after announcing that he would play Saturday's match against his former club, Leicester City, at Old Trafford, wearing with no underpants. His words prompted members of his female fanclub to res...

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Funny story: Manchester United Give Harry Maguire Captain's Armband

Manchester United Give Harry Maguire Captain's Armband

Harry Maguire, the fresh-faced, good-looking golden boy of English football, signed by Manchester United for £80million from Leicester City on Monday, is to be given the Old Trafford captain's armband as a gesture of just how valuable an asset the cl...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Has A Day Off

Harry Maguire Has A Day Off

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United central defender who cost the club £80million in a summer transfer from Leicester City, has been taking it easy at home, having a day off before facing his former Foxes teammates at Old Trafford in the Premier Lea...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Take All Manchester United Penalties From Now On

Harry Maguire To Take All Manchester United Penalties From Now On

Manchester United boss, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer revealed last night that, after Marcus Rashford's penalty blunder against Crystal Palace yesterday, and Paul Pogba's earlier miss against Wolves, that £80million newboy Harry Maguire will take all the Reds...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Speaks Out About 9/11

Harry Maguire Speaks Out About 9/11

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United central defender, has spoken out on what he says was one of the most memorable days of his life - September 11, 2001, the day of the World Trade Center terrorist attacks. Sheffield-born Maguire, now 26, was onl...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Sustains Wrist Injury

Harry Maguire Sustains Wrist Injury

Just when England needed him to stay fit, Manchester United centre-half, Harry Maguire, has reported he has sprained his wrist 'at home'. He didn't elaborate any further. Maguire, 26, has hardly been out of the news since his £80million summer...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To 'Go Commando' Against Leicester On Saturday

Harry Maguire To 'Go Commando' Against Leicester On Saturday

Manchester United's £80million pin-up boy defender, Harry Maguire, is ready to set the Premier League alight, after vowing last night that he will 'go commando' for Saturday's match against his former club, Leicester City at Old Trafford. Women ev...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Appear In Final Star Wars Movie

Harry Maguire To Appear In Final Star Wars Movie

The light-speed emergence into the world of entertainment of Manchester United central defender, Harry Maguire, has not gone unnoticed in Hollywood, and earlier today, it was revealed by Lucasfilm and Bad Robot Productions that the footballer is to m...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Have Beans On Toast For Tea On Wednesday Night

Harry Maguire To Have Beans On Toast For Tea On Wednesday Night

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United central defender that people just can't stop talking about, is scheduled to have beans on toast for his tea on Wednesday evening, if the word of his girlfriend, Fern Hawkins, is anything to go by. Maguire, 26,...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Implicated In Huge Betting Scandal

Harry Maguire Implicated In Huge Betting Scandal

Police are looking into a huge betting scandal in the wake of the England football team's 5-3 victory over Kosovo in Southampton last night, with central defender Harry Maguire being the focus of their investigation. Maguire, it was, who dithered...

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Funny story: Sadio Mané Can't Stand Mo Salah Anymore

Sadio Mané Can't Stand Mo Salah Anymore

There's trouble brewing in the Anfield dressing room tonight, after Liverpool's Sadio Mané told striking partner, Mo Salah, that he is so angry with the Egyptian, that he no longer regards him as a friend, and doesn't want to talk to him anymore.

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Funny story: Jacob H. Maguire To Change His Name

Jacob H. Maguire To Change His Name

"Invasion of privacy, would be an understatement," said J.H. Maguire, following a battery of reports concerning his personal development and state of mind. "I'm a laughing stock. There comes a stage when ennui sets in...like now..." The Manchester...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire's Champions League Round-up

Harry Maguire's Champions League Round-up

Manchester United and England central defender Harry Maguire drops in to help out with the details of the Champions League matches on a busy night in Europe. It was a busy night of European football last night, with many of the top teams involved...

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