Written by radiogagger

Thursday, 12 January 2012

image for John Terry to move back into Barking council house
Back home - we'll be thinking about you...

The mysterious finances of Chelsea skipper John Terry took another twist last night when he and his family moved back to the area where he was born - straight into a four bed council house.

The 'stun' newspaper revealed he remortgaged his home in Surrey for a fifth time recently - but in the latest developments it appears he is now letting the house to a group of polish builders, and asked Barking council to rehouse him. They promptly found him a place on the infamous Gascoyne Estate.

A source close to Terry said "the offer from the polish builders was too good to turn down - cash in hand - JT's preferred method of payment!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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